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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
spectacular sanctuary
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
spectacular sanctuary
  11/11/25
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Balding Swashbuckling Chapel
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
disturbing turdskin resort
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
tripping 180 field
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
tripping 180 field
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Rusted Dashing Faggotry Persian
  11/11/25
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charismatic cruel-hearted forum
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
white crackhouse
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
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emerald state skinny woman
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
iridescent pozpig shrine
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Obsidian talented lodge coldplay fan
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Obsidian talented lodge coldplay fan
  11/11/25
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iridescent pozpig shrine
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Blue out-of-control love of her life national
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
crusty pit organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Blue out-of-control love of her life national
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Anal thirsty church dragon
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
saffron meetinghouse sandwich
  11/11/25
...
Twisted corner
  11/12/25
lmfao
razzmatazz nighttime university idiot
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Shimmering Candlestick Maker
  11/11/25
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Anal thirsty church dragon
  11/11/25
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Grizzly Racy Reading Party Stag Film
  11/11/25
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Orange Mildly Autistic Theatre
  11/12/25
sprinted here
vivacious pungent mental disorder
  11/12/25
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Twisted corner
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Slap-happy Garrison Genital Piercing
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
tp
Orange Mildly Autistic Theatre
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Tan locale liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
well-lubricated police squad
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Garnet deep potus location
  11/11/25
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Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
startling hominid
  11/11/25
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Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
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Twisted corner
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Grizzly Racy Reading Party Stag Film
  11/11/25
...
charismatic cruel-hearted forum
  11/11/25
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Pink Aphrodisiac Immigrant
  11/11/25
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spectacular sanctuary
  11/11/25
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emerald state skinny woman
  11/11/25
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Tan locale liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
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Chest-beating puce jew
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
razzle rigpig indian lodge
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Chocolate irate hell clown
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Electric Hyperventilating Becky Nibblets
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Balding Swashbuckling Chapel
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Balding Swashbuckling Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: disturbing turdskin resort

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: tripping 180 field

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: tripping 180 field

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Rusted Dashing Faggotry Persian

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: charismatic cruel-hearted forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: white crackhouse

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: emerald state skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: iridescent pozpig shrine

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Obsidian talented lodge coldplay fan

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Obsidian talented lodge coldplay fan

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: iridescent pozpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Blue out-of-control love of her life national

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: crusty pit organic girlfriend

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Blue out-of-control love of her life national

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Anal thirsty church dragon

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: saffron meetinghouse sandwich

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Twisted corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz nighttime university idiot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Candlestick Maker

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Anal thirsty church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Racy Reading Party Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Orange Mildly Autistic Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: vivacious pungent mental disorder

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Twisted corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Garrison Genital Piercing

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Orange Mildly Autistic Theatre

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Tan locale liquid oxygen

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated police squad

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Garnet deep potus location

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: startling hominid

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Twisted corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Racy Reading Party Stag Film

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic cruel-hearted forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Pink Aphrodisiac Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: emerald state skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Tan locale liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Chest-beating puce jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: razzle rigpig indian lodge

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Chocolate irate hell clown

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Electric Hyperventilating Becky Nibblets

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Balding Swashbuckling Chapel

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)