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Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library...
Deranged garrison
  05/07/13
Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what...
Adventurous stead
  05/07/13
actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into h...
shivering gaming laptop idiot
  05/07/13
as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this...
Low-t judgmental plaza new version
  05/07/13
This
wonderful whorehouse boistinker
  05/07/13
along with "you're done here."
cobalt hilarious base
  05/07/13
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Motley elastic band office
  05/07/13
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Jet infuriating boltzmann main people
  05/07/13
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abusive titillating center
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Marvelous stock car hominid
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Yapping bawdyhouse clown
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Know-it-all masturbator school
  05/07/13
him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever ...
shivering gaming laptop idiot
  05/07/13
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Stirring juggernaut chapel
  05/07/13
Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners li...
Deranged garrison
  05/07/13
Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get...
azure demanding institution
  05/07/13
he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in th...
Greedy Incel Alpha
  05/07/13
LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating ...
Deranged garrison
  05/07/13
I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to ...
laughsome green church persian
  05/07/13
respond all: yfwgi or saytpusc
Motley elastic band office
  05/07/13
Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefe...
Adventurous stead
  05/07/13
Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After ...
cobalt hilarious base
  05/07/13
I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would prob...
Deranged garrison
  05/07/13
only one way to find out
cobalt hilarious base
  05/07/13
cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin...
Effete Spot Toaster
  05/07/13
180
white narrow-minded brethren tank
  05/07/13
180
Know-it-all masturbator school
  05/07/13
rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
Jet infuriating boltzmann main people
  05/07/13
reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Do...
Spectacular coldplay fan patrolman
  05/07/13
nice
Motley elastic band office
  05/07/13
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vivacious stage
  05/07/13
nice
claret sanctuary
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abusive titillating center
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Jet infuriating boltzmann main people
  05/07/13
Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked o...
Saffron rigpig therapy
  05/07/13


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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Deranged garrison

Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library bring it to him immediately because he needs it URGENTLY!!!!

He sent it to the attorney-office listserv. Senior equity partner. Old as fuck boomer. What happens if I reply all with, "I hear that may be available on the internet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151382)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Adventurous stead

Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what a hyperlink is and how to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151387)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: shivering gaming laptop idiot

actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into his good graces to just send him the entire text of that section from westlaw copied into an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151393)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Low-t judgmental plaza new version

as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this isn't tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151415)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse boistinker

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152185)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: cobalt hilarious base

along with "you're done here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151395)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Motley elastic band office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151417)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: Jet infuriating boltzmann main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151433)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: abusive titillating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151446)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Marvelous stock car hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152208)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Yapping bawdyhouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152274)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all masturbator school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153162)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: shivering gaming laptop idiot

him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever

but you = megapwned when he gapes you mercilessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151389)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring juggernaut chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151400)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Deranged garrison

Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners like me, but this dude has a temper. Easily one of the three easiest to anger partners in this office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151403)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: azure demanding institution

Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get ahead in life by being the meek little pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151661)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Greedy Incel Alpha

he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in that volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151406)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Deranged garrison

LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating on his wife several years ago before I started here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151418)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: laughsome green church persian

I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to a junior partner. A female senior partner had a talk with me and told me that "people cant tell that your tone is joking over email." It was lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151413)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Motley elastic band office

respond all: yfwgi

or saytpusc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151423)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: Adventurous stead

Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151441)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: cobalt hilarious base

Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After he tears his place apart looking for it, he'll be like, "WTF, no there isn't." Then you go there and pull it up on his computer and be like, "It's right here, little breh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151450)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Deranged garrison

I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would probably be guaranteed at least another year of employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151464)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: cobalt hilarious base

only one way to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151488)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: Effete Spot Toaster

cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin sheepishly at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152292)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: white narrow-minded brethren tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152874)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all masturbator school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153167)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Jet infuriating boltzmann main people

rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153173)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan patrolman

reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Don't ever raise your voice at me again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151528)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Motley elastic band office

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151636)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152236)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: claret sanctuary

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152266)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:27 PM
Author: abusive titillating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152932)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Jet infuriating boltzmann main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153171)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Saffron rigpig therapy

Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked out to him -- since 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153182)