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Some fucking faggots keep buying up all the toilet paper stock as it arrives

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart et...
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infa...
lavender state
  03/22/20
Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
astonishingly selfish and corrupt society
lavender state
  03/22/20
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Irradiated gas station
  03/22/20
It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real t...
Smoky double fault
  03/22/20
when tp moon?
lavender state
  03/22/20
Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakou...
Smoky double fault
  03/22/20
...
lavender state
  03/22/20
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Dead Headpube
  03/25/20
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ultramarine parlour place of business
  03/25/20
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lavender state
  03/26/20
I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet...
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in ...
Smoky double fault
  03/22/20
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glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
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Dead Headpube
  03/25/20
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nighttime crackhouse background story
  03/26/20
Grey pools 180 excellent use here
copper ticket booth
  03/22/20
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Hilarious site international law enforcement agency
  03/25/20
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nighttime crackhouse background story
  03/26/20
they need to hang
Godawful Azure Stead
  03/22/20
There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wik...
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
the TP obsession of all things is lolzy
Avocado Half-breed Theater Stage
  03/22/20
I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fuckin...
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a coup...
lavender state
  03/22/20
What the fuck is going on
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
Outed as some breed of limey
Judgmental coffee pot
  03/22/20
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infuriating base karate
  03/26/20
if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto
pungent friendly grandma
  03/22/20
jfc America is third world
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationall...
soul-stirring kitty black woman
  03/22/20
just hold it in
Vibrant Kink-friendly Pistol National Security Agency
  03/22/20
Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then ...
Judgmental coffee pot
  03/22/20
We need a National Bidet Program.
Appetizing Windowlicker Senate
  03/22/20
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glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless This is...
glittery yarmulke immigrant
  03/22/20
Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the mom...
yapping selfie halford
  03/22/20
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Smoky double fault
  03/23/20
I’ve figured out WHY this is happening I posted ea...
lavender state
  03/23/20


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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:17 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart etc and it'll flash in stock for a second and it's immediately gone

Some fucking faggots clearly have bots set up to buy out all the toilet paper stock. FUCK THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

What are they even doing?! Where can they even resell? Craigslist??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831766)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: lavender state

chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831767)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:19 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831769)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 AM
Author: lavender state

astonishingly selfish and corrupt society

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831785)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:54 AM
Author: Irradiated gas station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832046)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Smoky double fault

It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real talk, there's an entire underground currency in tp emerging at the margins of the economy now and we suspect it's only going to grow as the situation deteriorates. At a person-to-person level, people have begun exchanging it for home goods, beauty services, some food delivery, and transportation services at a minimum. At a business-to-business level, there are growing reports that clients and intermediate suppliers are negotiating $2tp exchanges to offload debts owed or else packaging them in tp-denominated terms and securitzing the debt in grey pools. This still hasn't hit the mainstream, but the momentum is growing--it reminds me of bitcoin c. 2012, 2013. A few of our own clients have proposed alternative tp fee arrangements and we are at least considering their offers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831788)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: lavender state

when tp moon?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831792)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 AM
Author: Smoky double fault

Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakout really beginning Q3 2020 with upward momentum at least through the next 12 months, with some hedging depending on the course of the coronacycle. Medium-run uncertainty then kicks in because of transition effects in markets as they adjust to the new normal of tp; but our expectation is this is a long-run macrosecular shift--pandora's box has been opened and it's going to change one pillar of the Bretton-Woods consensus like it or not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831799)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 AM
Author: lavender state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831810)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Dead Headpube



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864628)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: ultramarine parlour place of business



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864673)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: lavender state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871083)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet paper currency

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831794)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:38 AM
Author: Smoky double fault

Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in crude oil drums because of its latent fuel potential and they're storing them at key depot locations around cities. Go into the parking garage on Mott St across from Mottsu. Use the elevator sequence 1-5-3-2. See where it takes you; open one of them up and take a whiff to confirm it's the real deal (hint: it is). This is happening in real time and those who are fast acting and working to build up a supply are going to have a leg up in the new normal marketplace.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831811)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831813)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:03 PM
Author: Dead Headpube



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864632)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: nighttime crackhouse background story



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871141)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: copper ticket booth

Grey pools 180 excellent use here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833497)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Hilarious site international law enforcement agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864835)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: nighttime crackhouse background story



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871143)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Godawful Azure Stead

they need to hang

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833438)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_trading_in_Hong_Kong

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833733)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 AM
Author: Avocado Half-breed Theater Stage

the TP obsession of all things is lolzy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831779)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fucking faggot wannabe preppers and crooked chinamen keep depleting all the stock everywhere

I've been to 10 stores in the last week - Costco, target, Walmart, CVS, grocery stores - just completely cleaned out each time

I REFUSE to go wait in line before a store opens

I'm fucking furious about this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831781)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: lavender state

I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a couple of rolls like normal like every few weeks. Haven’t seen any anywhere for a couple weeks now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831789)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

What the fuck is going on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:45 AM
Author: Judgmental coffee pot

Outed as some breed of limey

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832032)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: infuriating base karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871086)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: pungent friendly grandma

if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831801)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

jfc America is third world

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831815)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring kitty black woman

Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationally during all this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832025)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:36 AM
Author: Vibrant Kink-friendly Pistol National Security Agency

just hold it in

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832015)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:33 AM
Author: Judgmental coffee pot

Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then blast ur hold in ur shower. Feels good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832005)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker Senate

We need a National Bidet Program.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832042)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:25 PM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833256)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:49 PM
Author: glittery yarmulke immigrant

Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless

This is the website btw now that I don't have to compete with you all https://www.zoolert.com/home/toilet-paper/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833424)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: yapping selfie halford

Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the moment it's available online, hahaha.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833743)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: Smoky double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845138)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: lavender state

I’ve figured out WHY this is happening

I posted earlier above WHO is doing it: chinese parallel traders buying it all up and shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer for huge profits

Some fucking faggots keep buying up all the toilet paper stock as it arrives

But I couldn’t figure out WHY. I mean, I get the masks and the sanitizer, but who the fuck needs toilet paper so much that they’ll pay 10-20x normal prices for it, right?

I’ve figured it out now. It’s the face mask shortage. You can make your own face mask with kitchen paper and tissues or toilet paper. See eg: https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050689/how-make-your-own-mask-hong-kong-scientists

So maybe a month ago these chinese traders bought up all the paper they could find and shipped it back to China for a yuge profit, selling it all to Chinese people making their own face masks.

And then normal people saw the empty shelves and that started everybody panic buying toilet paper and other paper products, and here we are.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845556)