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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Flirting Misanthropic Space
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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aphrodisiac aggressive mediation
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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Olive lascivious church building cumskin
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obsidian irradiated ticket booth
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Jade Shrine Ratface
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Flirting Misanthropic Space
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Jade Shrine Ratface
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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Pontificating dilemma shitlib
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Elite Den

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: bearded station



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: sable low-t public bath gunner

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Elite Den



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: grizzly death wish chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: chocolate voyeur



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: bearded station

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac aggressive mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Talented painfully honest deer antler

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Olive lascivious church building cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: obsidian irradiated ticket booth



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Odious forum

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: grizzly death wish chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Pontificating dilemma shitlib



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: mischievous place of business mother

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Jade Shrine Ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Flirting Misanthropic Space



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Odious forum



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac aggressive mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bearded station

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105893)