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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/08/25
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honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Tripping library
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
vigorous forum prole
  12/12/25
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Hyperventilating sooty heaven
  12/17/25
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Adventurous rehab
  12/17/25
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Frum public bath shitlib
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
infuriating concupiscible twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
infuriating concupiscible twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Slimy hairless house idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Talented piazza
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/18/25
lol
dead dragon stag film
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Talented piazza
  12/17/25
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honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Hyperventilating sooty heaven
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
dead dragon stag film
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Hyperventilating sooty heaven
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Hyperventilating sooty heaven
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Naked Azure Hell Voyeur
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Territorial school coffee pot
  12/17/25
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Motley Primrose Church
  12/17/25
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At-the-ready Nursing Home Masturbator
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Bisexual Set
  12/17/25
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Mind-boggling Angry Associate
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster
  12/17/25
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Big Glassy Hall
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Gold location
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Orange Plaza
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Naked Azure Hell Voyeur
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Orange Plaza
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Naked Azure Hell Voyeur
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Orange Plaza
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Swashbuckling Menage
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Gold location
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference
  12/17/25
...
Swashbuckling Menage
  12/17/25
I am not!
Gold location
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Cobalt kitty cat
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Tripping library

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: vigorous forum prole

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Frum public bath shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: infuriating concupiscible twinkling uncleanness

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: infuriating concupiscible twinkling uncleanness

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Slimy hairless house idea he suggested

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Talented piazza

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: dead dragon stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Talented piazza

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sooty heaven

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: dead dragon stag film

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sooty heaven

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sooty heaven

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Naked Azure Hell Voyeur

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Territorial school coffee pot

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Motley Primrose Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready Nursing Home Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Bisexual Set

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Angry Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac toaster

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Big Glassy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Gold location

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Orange Plaza

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Naked Azure Hell Voyeur

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Orange Plaza

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Naked Azure Hell Voyeur

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Orange Plaza

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Gold location

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lime milk athletic conference

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Gold location

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Cobalt kitty cat

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)