Date: October 30th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
Shell-shocked, dissociated and catatonic seems the right call. Otherwise people might think you’re Acting, and if they find you too detached you could be like “my whole system just shut down, it was trauma iirc”
I would just be like "GET OVER HERE NOW GO FUCK" like there's always a chance a dead person could be .001% brought back to life right?
Like on TV and Film they're always like "he's dead. Accept it," after hes been maybe dead for like 5 seconds. It takes me like 20 seconds to find my own Pulse sometimes. So I would just be like paramedics get your ass here asap.
Imagine being businesslike af and just calling the Coroner, realizing the Ambulance is a waste of time because you definitely killed them. wonder if anyone's done that haha.
Date: October 30th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
In Sandy Hook they didn’t even send paramedics into the school because the kids were all dead and we just had to Accept It. We also dropped two nukes on Japan even though they Lost but couldn’t Accept It. This was all above board according to Credible Sources. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Yeah Japan lost pretty decisively but we just didn't want the Russians occupying. It's just big picture thinking. You have to Lie to the American people about things sometimes. But put that aside. If Japan had been divided after WWII like Germany was, the Gaming industry would've never become what it is today. No chance.
Sandy Hook is fucking weird btw like yeah someone take a pulse or something. I get that the odds are low but the kids have their whole lives ahead of them ffs lol. Like the odds aren't 0%. people have been Buried and had Funeral Rites and then just woke up. But on TV and this somehow extends to irl - "Accept that he's Dead, champ. No, you don't get to take 5 minutes to process it or check for a pulse. Accept it."
Date: October 30th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
I hope you’re not implying that there was anything fishy or untoward about the Sandy Hook Tragedy. How dare you. We have ground-level testimony from community pillars like Gene Rosen.
Date: October 30th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: hank_scorpio
never stay on the line, the correct 911 call is "hello, there has been an x at x address, please send emergency responders" then you hang the fuck up, do not let them keep you on the line for any reason
cops are extremely stupid incompetent idiots who just want to Convict someone to gear their Clearance Rate from like 28% up to 30%. Literally never talk to them, ever.
Date: October 30th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
Very few people understand this ime. They will just flap their gums or make a scene for no reason. They don’t seem to realize they are dealing with dumb Scumbags lol.
the only time to talk to them is when they pull you over, they're basically holding like $300 and Insurance Points hostage and if you play your cards right and get lucky they'll let you go. it's a very discrete, predictable power trip situation that any autist should be able to handle. aside from that PLEAD THE FUCKING FIFTH. you cannot predict in the moment how much it will fuck you over if you state some innocuous Fact to a cop. I have heard all manner of stories from my neighbors in my Trailer Park.
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:06 PM Author: hank_scorpio
I once refused a field sobriety test and the cop was maf that I knew I could do that, it was kind of lulzy, he tried to extend the stop and see if he could get me to do anything to give him pc to escalate but eventually I just waived at him in his car and walked up and asked if there was a problem and he just had to cite me for a busted headlight, he was so pissed too, I delighted in it
there is so much prole wisdom about this and misinfo. Idk how you can confidently know exactly what to do before AI or whatever, since you get so much sketchy info from proles with tons of DWIs or the type of proles who just make shit up who are in that general sphere of existence.
like I've heard people say that if you refuse a breathalyzer they can take a Blood Test or make you spend the night in Jail or Automatically Revoke your license or other shit.
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: hank_scorpio
in most states they have implied consent laws and it used to be that they could take your license if you wouldn't blow, but in modern times the supreme court held they can draw blood under exigent circumstances, meaning if you're drunk, so they've basically done away with field calibrated breathalyzers and just rely on arrests and blood, the proper course of action is to agree to nothing and let the cop, on his new bodycam, come up with a reason why based on the stop he can say you're impaired, but never, under any circumstances consent to a field sobriety test, that is your right and it does you no good to engage in a quiz for some dickhead cop
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: hank_scorpio
they make an arrest and take you to the hospital in most states, some still do the breathalyzer at the station that is well calibrated and you can't refuse that without losing your license but because you can a lot just skip it and go for the blood, the old school way was the cop had some handheld shit but that invites litigation and most have dropped that, your only concern is not giving them enough to make an arrest on and if they are "asking" you for anything all you have to do is stfu and they'll have to make up a story as to why they already had you dead to rights before pulling you over
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: hank_scorpio
if you're lucky then sure, but cops admit a lot of people to the hospital and I think the policy is generally to push them all to the front of the line, be it involuntary commitment or a blood draw
it still takes cops/hospitals an extremely long time to do anything ime so if you only had like 7 beers you'd probably be below .08 by the time they take blood imo.
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: hank_scorpio
while you are correct in this instance it isn't the cops you need to worry about, the lady on the phone is trained to just keep you talking and the DA will go through that with a fine toothed comb if they feel like it and, as you say, nothing good comes from talking, nothing
basically the entire government and everything that they say to do, do the opposite.
like education, if you just passively go through the system you'll just become a retarded poor shitlib, 100%. if you defiantly drop out at 14 you can probably become a Kulak small business Scumbag with like 20 Plumbing Vans working on his behalf. If a Nerd autistically self-teaches Engineering at age 5, that has nothing to do with the entire education system, and is the only actual way of using knowledge acquired from a book or other means to earn income (until I started making Games).
Date: October 30th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: nude redditor
if you murdered your spouse definitely don't give an overly detailed explanation of what happened. there was this guy on 20/20 recently who was like "a guy broke in and shot my wife 3 times in the head" in the middle of the night. also, don't be the husband when you call or you're fucked.
if you didn't do it are you supposed to try to Help the police or just lawyer up immediately. I would do the latter since they don't Solve Crimes anyway.