Oda was forced to commit suicide by a madd-as-fuckkkk CLOTHMO, but naked bodybuilding continued to flourish. Father Damaso Henriques, a Portuguese priest who visited Japan in the 1580's, attended a number of Japanese muscle shows and wrote that the average Japanese naked bodybuilder had a pissworm 11.5" and could produce 6 cumshots in ten minutes, a very good measure for a time when there were no labs producing sperm cycling drugs or steroids!

Unfortunately, the Tokugawa shogunate could not GRASP the idea that naked bodybuilding was a show of MAN MEAT that transcended all notions of ethnicity or culture. They saw it as just another foreign influence to ban. Anyone found delivering MASSIVE LOADS OF HOT CUM while posing their PERFECT MUSCLES was put to death. The second Tokugawa Shogun initiated the "great pissworm hunt" and castrated any man who was found to have a STIMSTICK measuring in excess of 10 inches. Everyone thought that naked muscle sports had been eradicated.

When French naked muscle sport coaches were finally allowed back into Japan in the 1860's, however, they found something amazing: underground naked bodybuilding had survived the ban! Sturdy peasants emerged from their villages, flexing the muscles they earned through hard labor, and unfurling the GIANT ASIAN FUCKSTICKS they earned through years of furious underground STIMMING.

Japanese naked bodybuilding went on to floruish in the Taisho era, only to be banned again when Japan fell under the influence of the notorious clothmo Axis powers. It would emerge again in after the war in a new, corporate-sponsored manner, but that is a story for later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25593924)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594141)

unseen, hidden by the fence,

Buddha enters nirvana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#26362697)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571528&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594075)

this board is gonna be all about HOT ASIAN COCK for at least a few weeks while DRAGONCOCK unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594087)

For example, there is a small village near Mt. Fuji where each year the priests re-enact the battle between the god Susanowo and a great dragon. The ceremony clearly depicts lesser shinto kami coming up to Suanowo before the battle and firmly caressing his oversized, divine CUM CANNON - a clear stylized depiction of STIMMING. Also, the Kofun tombs that early Japanese emperors were buried in are most likely representations of well-trained phalluses, as would have been on display in the court at that time.

It's believed that Buddhist missionaries from China were the ones who first eradicated naked muscle sports in early medieval Japan. It's absent from the great literature of the Heian period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594154)

Could this have been the true origins of NOWAG?

We all know that most Asian men are beta and poorly endowed. Could that be a direct result of culling the most alpha members of the population? Was this effectively a breeding program for Betaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594523)

can't believe i missed this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#26459456)