The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Rate this intra-firm memo re: friday morning meetings
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:17 PM Author: Domesticated ratface As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward. It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!
If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:18 PM Author: Ocher Cerebral Party Of The First Part that sounds anti semitic as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567078) |
 |
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:19 PM Author: Domesticated ratface There is something wrong with this chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567081) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:20 PM Author: Domesticated ratface Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.
|
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:21 PM Author: Domesticated ratface Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic] |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:24 PM Author: irate harsh boltzmann Is this illiterate moron a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567114) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:27 PM Author: Domesticated ratface Hr drone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567131) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:56 PM Author: electric dilemma dragon I’m usually against genocide but nothing of value would be lost if every HR department in the country was thrown into a volcano (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567284) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:23 PM Author: Domesticated ratface UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner: "The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:
[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]
Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office
Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.
Nutrition Facts
Everything Bagel
Calories 269
Calories from Fat 17
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 2g 3%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 616mg 26%
Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%
Dietary Fiber 2g 8%
Sugars 5g
Protein 9g
*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Then add in �schmear�
Nutrition Facts
Plain
Calories 150
Calories from Fat 130
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 15g 23%
Saturated Fat 10g 50%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 45mg 15%
Sodium 140mg 6%
Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 2g
Protein 2g
*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further�.
This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.
This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people�s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring." |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:27 PM Author: Domesticated ratface My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl. Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.
He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.
He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"
I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".
So I don't feel bad anymore. |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:33 PM Author: Domesticated ratface UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going. Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.
So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.
While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."
I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.
"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office. |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:39 PM Author: Flesh very tactful cruise ship stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567214) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:41 PM Author: mahogany home patrolman Did u bend her over and fuck her ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567225) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:54 PM Author: floppy community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567277) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 8:57 PM Author: electric dilemma dragon Women make office work unbearable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567289) |
|
Date: July 21st, 2019 10:28 PM Author: clear motley forum round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38567829) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 2:27 PM Author: Bisexual Salmon Travel Guidebook I'm constantly trying to sell bros here on working in Saudi Arabia. If you can get in, it's awesome. Gender segregation FTW. Even work meetings with large numbers of attendees are separated with a portable diving wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38570673) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 2:37 PM Author: electric dilemma dragon How do you go to mass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38570726) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 3:19 PM Author: Bisexual Salmon Travel Guidebook I don't because there aren't any. No religions other than Islam can be practiced.
And any ones the Saudis would eventually allow (which has been talked about) would of course be given by invalidly consecrated Novus Ordo Filipinos anyway. That's how it is in the UAE. |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 7:14 PM Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse You work in the middle east? Is this temporary? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572147) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 8:49 PM Author: Bisexual Salmon Travel Guidebook It always is - Saudi has only recently introduced permanent residency and that is basically for high-level execs and investors. So my employer has to keep renewing my work visa. Usually once you're in, you're in, unless the employer goes under or pisses off the wrong official, but yes, it's always temporary even if long-term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572625) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 12:16 AM Author: Domesticated ratface We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . . Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.
It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.
|
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 10:05 AM Author: Pale Ungodly Office Isn’t this just a repost of some old chilmata thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569129) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 10:47 AM Author: Domesticated ratface ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569317) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 11:08 AM Author: Cocky judgmental stain windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569475) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 11:10 AM Author: Domesticated ratface This happened yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569482) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 11:10 AM Author: flirting erotic codepig shrine weird post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569484) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 2:51 PM Author: peach underhanded headpube police squad Yup. The email is dated 2015 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38570804) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM Author: twisted henna circlehead Strange it took this long for someone to notice. This was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572072) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 7:16 PM Author: Scarlet abusive state french chef This is a weird and disturbing shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572158) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 10:08 PM Author: Domesticated ratface Shut the fuck up chandler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38573042) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 10:51 PM Author: jade locus gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38573222) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 10:51 PM Author: jade locus gaming laptop I knew I remembered it from somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38573228) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 11:12 AM Author: Aromatic halford GOP: this is blatant anti semitism. Stand with Israel or get out of Amerikkka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38569490) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 2:10 PM Author: Domesticated ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38570620) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM Author: buff orchestra pit Yogurt is way better than bagels hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38570667) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 6:55 PM Author: Domesticated ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572065) |
|
Date: July 22nd, 2019 7:21 PM Author: stubborn macaca karate No mention of bacon and eggs from anyone involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307426&forum_id=2#38572184) |