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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
Puce Soul-stirring Juggernaut Ape
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
exhilarant unhinged range milk
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
marvelous community account
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
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big white dog poop theatre
  05/14/24
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Sexy disrespectful university dragon
  05/14/24
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Arousing Anal Double Fault Principal's Office
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
at-the-ready boistinker parlour
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
exhilarant unhinged range milk
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
exhilarant unhinged range milk
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
exhilarant unhinged range milk
  05/14/24
...
at-the-ready boistinker parlour
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
fuchsia ladyboy
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
big white dog poop theatre
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
fuchsia ladyboy
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
big white dog poop theatre
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
fuchsia ladyboy
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
marvelous community account
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
lake jet-lagged personal credit line
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
exhilarant unhinged range milk
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
lake jet-lagged personal credit line
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
violet comical native
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
at-the-ready boistinker parlour
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
Sexy disrespectful university dragon
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
supple pit water buffalo
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
Titillating faggotry
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
Sexy disrespectful university dragon
  05/14/24
180
Titillating faggotry
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
big white dog poop theatre
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
concupiscible puppy site
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
fuchsia ladyboy
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
appetizing hospital
  05/14/24
agreed
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
concupiscible puppy site
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
concupiscible puppy site
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
Diverse electric furnace
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
supple pit water buffalo
  05/14/24
...
sooty glittery abode
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
Diverse electric furnace
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
Diverse electric furnace
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
Diverse electric furnace
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24
twice a year
Diverse electric furnace
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
judgmental skinny woman mood
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
swashbuckling ruddy forum
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
Exciting newt
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
swashbuckling ruddy forum
  05/14/24
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razzle-dazzle nibblets
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Puce Soul-stirring Juggernaut Ape

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged range milk

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: marvelous community account

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: big white dog poop theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Sexy disrespectful university dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Arousing Anal Double Fault Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready boistinker parlour

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged range milk

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged range milk

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged range milk

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: at-the-ready boistinker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: big white dog poop theatre

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: big white dog poop theatre

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: marvelous community account

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: lake jet-lagged personal credit line

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: exhilarant unhinged range milk

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: lake jet-lagged personal credit line

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: violet comical native

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: at-the-ready boistinker parlour

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Sexy disrespectful university dragon

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: supple pit water buffalo

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Titillating faggotry

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Sexy disrespectful university dragon

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Titillating faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: sooty glittery abode

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: big white dog poop theatre

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: concupiscible puppy site

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing hospital

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: concupiscible puppy site

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: concupiscible puppy site

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Aggressive Friendly Grandma Property

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: supple pit water buffalo

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: sooty glittery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: judgmental skinny woman mood

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy forum

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Exciting newt

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy forum

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets



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