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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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Honey-headed Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
cocky vibrant native keepsake machete
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Adventurous market
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
cocky vibrant native keepsake machete
  07/18/25
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light titillating sound barrier
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galvanic ape whorehouse
  07/18/25
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racy slate stag film
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
laughsome bat-shit-crazy home
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Adventurous market
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
Lascivious school cafeteria
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Umber Corner
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
narrow-minded locale
  07/18/25
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Glittery prole philosopher-king
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
Razzmatazz Drab Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Umber Corner
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
fragrant ticket booth
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Umber Corner
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Geriatric big state regret
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
onyx crusty church building
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
talented sweet tailpipe shrine
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Big-titted hall turdskin
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
talented sweet tailpipe shrine
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
multi-colored doobsian piazza
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
mustard patrolman hairy legs
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Hilarious alcoholic range
  07/18/25
300k
Cruel-hearted mexican
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
galvanic ape whorehouse
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Hilarious alcoholic range
  07/18/25
is this a real question
galvanic ape whorehouse
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Alcoholic Naked Abode
  07/18/25
wow
Hilarious alcoholic range
  07/18/25
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Glittery prole philosopher-king
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
balding fishy area
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
light titillating sound barrier
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
Tripping forum
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Tripping forum
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Soul-stirring plaza really tough guy
  07/18/25
saame
Trip theater stage background story
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
wonderful menage
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Histrionic den
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
slippery roast beef business firm
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Aphrodisiac self-absorbed famous landscape painting knife
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
Bronze gas station toilet seat
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
Wine pit
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Glittery prole philosopher-king
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: cocky vibrant native keepsake machete

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Adventurous market

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cocky vibrant native keepsake machete

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: light titillating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: galvanic ape whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: racy slate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome bat-shit-crazy home

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Adventurous market

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Lascivious school cafeteria

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Umber Corner

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: narrow-minded locale

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Glittery prole philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Umber Corner

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: fragrant ticket booth

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Umber Corner

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Geriatric big state regret

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: onyx crusty church building

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: talented sweet tailpipe shrine

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Big-titted hall turdskin

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: talented sweet tailpipe shrine

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian piazza

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: mustard patrolman hairy legs

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious alcoholic range

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted mexican

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: galvanic ape whorehouse

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Hilarious alcoholic range

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic ape whorehouse

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic Naked Abode

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hilarious alcoholic range

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Glittery prole philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: balding fishy area

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: light titillating sound barrier

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Tripping forum

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Tripping forum

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza really tough guy

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Trip theater stage background story

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: wonderful menage

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Histrionic den

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: slippery roast beef business firm

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac self-absorbed famous landscape painting knife

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze gas station toilet seat

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Wine pit

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Glittery prole philosopher-king

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115313)