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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
white church building
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
white church building
  11/11/25
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Violet mad cow disease
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Jade sexy boiling water market
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Soul-stirring station philosopher-king
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Soul-stirring station philosopher-king
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
vivacious meetinghouse
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Laughsome black woman
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Cordovan office
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
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smoky seedy mood
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Mildly autistic nursing home
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Balding Locale Double Fault
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Balding Locale Double Fault
  11/11/25
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Mildly autistic nursing home
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Jet-lagged spot multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
swashbuckling area blood rage
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Jet-lagged spot multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
razzmatazz resort
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Lemon duck-like tattoo
  11/11/25
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Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/12/25
lmfao
Sooty Tripping Public Bath
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Stubborn useless abode
  11/11/25
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razzmatazz resort
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Disgusting trip principal's office
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drab step-uncle's house
  11/12/25
sprinted here
flesh hospital
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Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
adulterous chartreuse set water buffalo
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
tp
drab step-uncle's house
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Provocative pearly crotch
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
poppy galvanic patrolman
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
slimy vengeful pistol school
  11/11/25
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obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
titillating genital piercing
  11/11/25
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obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
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Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Disgusting trip principal's office
  11/11/25
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Laughsome black woman
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white church building
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smoky seedy mood
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Provocative pearly crotch
  11/11/25
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Fragrant coldplay fan stead
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Lilac property
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
fantasy-prone theater stage
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Violet mad cow disease
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: white church building

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: white church building

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Violet mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Jade sexy boiling water market

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station philosopher-king

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station philosopher-king

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Laughsome black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cordovan office

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: smoky seedy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic nursing home

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Balding Locale Double Fault

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Balding Locale Double Fault

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged spot multi-billionaire

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling area blood rage

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged spot multi-billionaire

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lemon duck-like tattoo

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Sooty Tripping Public Bath

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Stubborn useless abode

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Disgusting trip principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: drab step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: flesh hospital

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: adulterous chartreuse set water buffalo

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: drab step-uncle's house

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Provocative pearly crotch

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: poppy galvanic patrolman

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: slimy vengeful pistol school

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: titillating genital piercing

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Disgusting trip principal's office

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Laughsome black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Old Irish Cottage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: white church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: smoky seedy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Provocative pearly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Fragrant coldplay fan stead



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Lilac property

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy sandwich gunner

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone theater stage

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Violet mad cow disease

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)