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Watching BAR RESCUE where Taffer turns around a failing IFNB sperm bar!

Today Taffer is in suburban Philadelphia visiting ADRIANO’S,...
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this deserves more attention
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Man, Taffer is just straight up still PWNING Adriano. He's p...
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Does he use science to solve bar problems????
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Taffer explained that while good service is important, durin...
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Is there a single photo Adriano hanging on the wall? I'm sur...
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Joff and Teddi
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IS THAT AN OTTER IN THE BAR
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: flirting national

Today Taffer is in suburban Philadelphia visiting ADRIANO’S, a sperm bar run by this guy named Adriano who was a minor amateur naked bodybuilder in the 90’s. I think he finished 12th in the amateur rumble in 1999. When ADRIANO’S first opened, it did a lot of business because it was the first sperm bar in Pennsylvania, but lately it has been struggling as customers would rather go to the SPUNXX in University City.

Taffer’s expert for this episode is IFNB pro Buck “The Club” Paulette. Buck goes into the bar and orders a simple sperm protein shake. It takes forever to fill his order, and when it arrives it is already cold. Meanwhile, Adriano himself, who should be in the back ordering supplies, starts posing nude on the bar. He is clearly out of shape and flabby, and his pathetic pissworm flails impotently as he tries to strike a pose.

“What the hell is that?!”, says Taffer in the car. “People go to naked bodybuilding sperm bars to see ALPHA MUSCLE STUDS, not that!”

Then Adriano ejaculates into a customer’s drink. “Oh no,” Taffer says. “He just ruined that drink! A sperm bar should be serving MAN JUICE milked from reigning pros!”

Taffer can’t take it anymore, he runs into the bar and starts cussing Adriano out. Adriano starts talking some shit about how he is the most ALPHA MUSCLE STUD in the bar and has a FAT STUDLY COCK. Taffer says “muscle stud? you’re no muscle stud - you’re a pathetic little bitch and I’m in charge here now!”

To bring home the point, Taffer strips nude and thrusts his erect CUMBLASTER directly into Adriano’s pathetic twink ass. They blur it out on TV, but you can tell he is clearly pounding him into submission.

It’s going to commercial break now but I’m excited to see what Taffer does to turn this place around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214081)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: odious school bbw

Thanxxxx, just coughed vinegar soaked spinach all over my computer screen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214119)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: odious school bbw

this deserves more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214125)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: flirting national

Man, Taffer is just straight up still PWNING Adriano. He's pointing out that each day dozens of alpha NUDE MUSCLE STUDS walk by that bar and have no idea that it's an IFNB sperm bar. Cuz nobody knows who the hell Adriano was, he's not famous enough to draw people into the bar. Even Perrod calls his bar SPUNXX, not after himself.

Taffer says that now that he has made Adriano his bitch twink, he is going to redo the bar as a concept that draws customers in and keeps them drinking HOT MAN JUICE from the planet's STUDLIEST COCKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214132)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: odious school bbw

Does he use science to solve bar problems????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214137)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: charismatic elastic band

Taffer explained that while good service is important, during high traffic periods the key is making sure your studs can spurt fast and spurt long. Equpping your studs with a vibrating prostate STIM STICK can keep them primed and in the zone.

"COMPETITION STYLE LOADS ARE GREAT, BUT THIS IS A SERVICE STATION, NOT THE BEEF BOY! I WANT THOSE CUSTOMERS IN AND OUT, NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IN AND OUT, YOU HEAR?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219557)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: odious school bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214278)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: flirting national

Dude, Taffer turned the bar into THE PUMPING STATION, a state of the art sperm intake facility. The bar proudly displays premium brands such as Bogarson, Boyer, and Ballo Brothers (mix of Joff Ballo and Teddi Ballo's sperm) which are kept warm at a balmy 98.6 degrees by a system of computer-controlled hot water pipes.

Best part is: there's a mini gym in the back now. So if dudes start getting the RELEASE ROOM feeling after scarfing down some ALPHA MUSCLE STUD'S man juice, they have a place to lift some weights and pound some twinks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214305)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: odious school bbw

Is there a single photo Adriano hanging on the wall? I'm sure it's more profitable but seems kind of soulless and corporate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214376)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: misunderstood pervert library

Joff and Teddi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215708)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary liquid oxygen

Wait so there's some kind of juice bar type place where you can go to drink semen? Wtf why would anyone pay for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218702)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: odious school bbw



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: flirting national

I mean obviously its not the same as kneeling in front of Joff Ballo and letting him force his CUMBLASTER into your mouth and filling it with hot cum. But not everyone can afford to follow Joff Ballo around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218750)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218796)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary liquid oxygen

That's a fair point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218817)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged crackhouse

Do you even read the news at all, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219196)



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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214345)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: hyperventilating circlehead



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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: flirting national



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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:17 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fragrant bawdyhouse

IS THAT AN OTTER IN THE BAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215693)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Lavender Station Mediation

Some great yelp reviews of this place - looks like they didn't change the concept back after filming. Taffer really trained this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216029)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: insanely creepy roommate main people

I'll have to check this out. I didn't know that Taffer was a MUSCLENUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216048)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: flirting national



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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: duck-like juggernaut messiness

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Can't WAIT to watch on dvr later tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216663)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary liquid oxygen

Crying lol'ing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216819)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Big property



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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: flirting national



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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Greedy multi-colored kitchen

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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: flirting national



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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: charismatic elastic band



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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: laughsome maniacal locale regret

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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Bull Headed Boyish Hell Dragon



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Date: June 30th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Emerald principal's office



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Date: June 30th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Passionate disturbing meetinghouse

Had to turn it off after they showed the cook handling sperm shakes with the same gloves he just used to handle raw hamburger meat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28231577)



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Date: July 2nd, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: flirting national

"SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET SICK!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28248635)



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Date: July 2nd, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary liquid oxygen

My favorite line of OP is "To bring home the point..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28248633)



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Date: July 2nd, 2015 10:54 PM
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: flirting national



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: nighttime half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28254921)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary liquid oxygen



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Date: August 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Doobsian fuchsia nibblets

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Author: Doobsian fuchsia nibblets

shadowpoasting probably should have made it further in megapoaster madness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#29529145)



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Author: Doobsian fuchsia nibblets

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Date: August 28th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Hateful brunch rigpig

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