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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
azure thriller goyim ladyboy
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
coiffed property
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
histrionic frozen lay
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
aquamarine diverse set
  08/25/21
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spectacular pearly lodge
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Turquoise Bateful Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  08/25/21
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supple ebony spot sandwich
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
histrionic frozen lay
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Violet field mad cow disease
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
histrionic frozen lay
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Violet field mad cow disease
  08/25/21
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Glittery talking dilemma
  03/25/22
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lascivious point mental disorder
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
coiffed property
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
jet-lagged bearded lettuce knife
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
Chrome address
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Vermilion fortuitous meteor
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
exhilarant library
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  08/30/21
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sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  09/14/21
180!
Glittery talking dilemma
  03/25/22
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Transparent Aphrodisiac Senate Reading Party
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fulano
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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fluffy sooty hell
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sticky volcanic crater boltzmann
  01/27/22
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Glittery talking dilemma
  03/25/22
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autistic meetinghouse
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: azure thriller goyim ladyboy

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: coiffed property

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: histrionic frozen lay

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: aquamarine diverse set

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: spectacular pearly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Turquoise Bateful Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: supple ebony spot sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: histrionic frozen lay

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Violet field mad cow disease

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: histrionic frozen lay

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Violet field mad cow disease

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Glittery talking dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: lascivious point mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: coiffed property

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged bearded lettuce knife

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Chrome address

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Vermilion fortuitous meteor

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: exhilarant library

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery talking dilemma

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Transparent Aphrodisiac Senate Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: fluffy sooty hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery talking dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: autistic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Glittery talking dilemma

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Transparent Aphrodisiac Senate Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: 2 hard 2 black 2 swallow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49511692)