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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Adventurous New Version Library

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Diverse knife

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dead self-centered quadroon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic sick piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: fragrant marketing idea



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: ruby irradiated antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bright Cumskin Preventive Strike



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Lascivious tan coffee pot wrinkle



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Citrine Theater Stage Laser Beams



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: electric crystalline newt old irish cottage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring half-breed stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: fragrant marketing idea

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Khaki Chad Range

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: sooty cruel-hearted stage

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Walnut thriller menage love of her life

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Adventurous New Version Library

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy nursing home dragon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone feces wagecucks

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Walnut thriller menage love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible cobalt trailer park



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Dull razzmatazz property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Citrine Theater Stage Laser Beams



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring half-breed stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic sick piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Jet razzle liquid oxygen

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: red cracking faggot firefighter

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Adventurous New Version Library

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Maroon erotic kitty meetinghouse

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: claret self-absorbed french chef base

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Lascivious tan coffee pot wrinkle

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: deranged charismatic institution generalized bond



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling gold whorehouse

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Adventurous New Version Library

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: galvanic sick piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring half-breed stag film



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy nursing home dragon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: chocolate theater double fault



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Walnut thriller menage love of her life



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