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The best part of being a SOLO LITIGATOR: being a TOTAL DICK
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:16 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse Don't have to worry about some kike partner.
Don't have to care about billing hours.
DOn't even give a fuck about ethics or court rules really.
Just be a total asshole to the other side for no reason other than to be a total asshole.
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:17 PM Author: ebony aphrodisiac weed whacker deer antler are you a solo, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124150) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse pretty sure i am breh
im being a dick to ppls
i have this case agains an AZN girl and LOL i am totally pwn'ing her.. she is so submissive its sad |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:07 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house This a terrible long term plan. You will be less successful for being a dick. You will not be respected by other lawyers, judges, even the clerks will learn to dislike you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125528) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:11 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse LOL no, shit head... i never said be dicks to judges or clerks.... i said be dicks to opp counsel and make their life miserable.. that is KEY to settling cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125533) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:14 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house But the fact you are a dick will come out. The judges will know it, anyone in the court room can figure it out when there is obvious animosity between two attorneys. You will lose respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125541) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:25 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse LOL WATZ? are in UG in ur dad's basement?
u have no idea abt litigation |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:40 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house What is UG?
No, I'm talking about standing in court arguing something in front of a judge. You interact with opposing counsel and the court. If there is obvious animosity, it will be apparent. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:48 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse lol who the fuck cares faggot... w (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125602) |
Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Bull headed wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124157) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:24 PM Author: Appetizing old irish cottage church Do you scream at people on the phone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124222) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:25 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse So far a couple times. Called a BIGLAW partner basically a troll and hung up on him.
But generally haven't had a ton of phone opps but by letter and also e-mails I am starting to dick ppl over.
Also sending a lot of threatening letters to businesses. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Appetizing old irish cottage church Do you put intimidating words in ALLCAPS? Because that would be amazing.
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse no i prefer BOLD facing highlighting dat shit...
its also awesome how i dont care nearly as much about grammer and puntiations and formatting.. fuck it |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Appetizing old irish cottage church Yeah, this is especially true when your practice is entirely in state court. No dickbag federal court to fuck up your mojo!
*HIGH FIVE*
Oh yeah, and send emails in all caps no punctuation, too. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:47 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse fuck it man.. state court is awesome case its literally shocking if u format shit properly.. its like OMG wtf
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:25 PM Author: haunting passionate people who are hurt famous landscape painting you forgot: make 30k/yr and barely pay electric bill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124234) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:34 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse fuk dat.. first year id be so happy with 30k..
but long term this shit has potential.. u just build a market and fucking figure little shit things out and man.. this shit has potential big time |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:37 PM Author: haunting passionate people who are hurt famous landscape painting check out "jeffm" on jdu.com he claims to make 120k+ as a solo basically working 2 hours a day |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:50 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse once u figure shit out, depending on ur practice area, u can make bank doing barely anywork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124524) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Exciting Wild Stock Car OUTED as a new solo.
You don't have a clue if you think you can make bank by "doing barely any work".
Good luck preparing for trial when you still need to meet with your accountant to go over your quarterly tax payment. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:01 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse lol lol lol fuck at meeting with my accountant.. lol
and lol at preparing for trial... 99% of cases in my practice area settle |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:50 PM Author: Comical deranged station mother I'm interested in the solo game too (starting 3L this year). Do you have any advice? What market are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124526) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:52 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse lol u cant do it outta LS.. i have NO IDEA how on earth ppl do that cause they know nothing
at least after BIGLAW i can talk to clients and sound legit cause i know my practice area well
but man fuck dat. just work ANYWHERE amnd learn as much shit as possible and then do solo |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Appetizing old irish cottage church I know a few who have done it.
It takes a few skills:
1. Be a fucking damn good liar 2. Have a good poker face (part of #1) 3. Act like you know what you are doing at all times - lay people don't know anything 4. Pray to god that your clients don't sue you after you fuck up a few times |
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Date: May 2nd, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse yeah i mean its possible to do that shit and some guys get away with it but i mean shit the stress
just for me dealing with all the other shit is hard and i dont have to worry about the law.. cant imagine hving to worry about the law |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Exciting Wild Stock Car 5. Have no loans
6. Live in your parents' basement
7. Work somewhere w/o having to pay office space. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse 5. idiot u IBR shit at zero/month payment
6. whatever, guess o
7. get a virtual office for 50/month.. lol at an office |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Comical deranged station mother I've had a couple years of shitlaw experience and have been working for the same firm for almost a year now (plan on working at the firm until I graduate). Trying to learn as much as possible now. Worked family law before law school and always thought it was easy as fuck. Solo attorney I worked for was dumb as fuck, graduated bottom of his class at TTTT and failed the bar 3 or 4 times. Now he makes >$100K just through divorces and/or child custody cases. Advertises primarily on craigslist and pays a company few hundred a month to optimize his search engine rankings.
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:05 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse in my practice area 100/month is legit for internet advertising.. its pretty kewl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124666) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:08 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house I did it out of law school. Number one thing is to find a mentor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125530) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:01 AM Author: Dashing Snowy Circlehead lol @ being a litigator and not knowing the court rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124626) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse shitfuck have u looked at most staet court pleadings.. they do not follow the fucking rules.. i still do gnearlly but dont care nearly as much as in BIGLAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124636) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 12:03 AM Author: Dashing Snowy Circlehead suck me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23124648) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 2:36 AM Author: Unholy corner My dad recently litigated a minor case pro se (I provided a little guidance in the background).
He was a complete prick to the other side's lawyer. He knew how to really press her buttons too; it wasn't long before every conversation and e-mail between them turned into a TTT slugfest. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:06 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house This is a terrible way to practice. Why would you want to aggravate people that you have to regularly deal with? They are less likely to at least be helpful for you, not to mention it just sucks being around someone when you obviously don't like each other. I'm a solo, and having a good working relationship, and reputation, with the opposition is crucial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125525) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse LOL, no... they will run all over you... it depends on ur practice area but no fucking way even being nice for little shit helps.. just be ruthless and assume u will have to treat them like subhuman shit cause that is what they are
make life so miserable for htem that they WANT to settle the case |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:19 AM Author: splenetic love of her life step-uncle's house I'll concede that my practice area and day to day interactions are probably very different than yours. But I have one attorney I deal with on a weekly basis, and I dread even seeing her, because she is the most unlikeable person ever. Like 50 years old, fat, total bitch, redheaded, glasses, and these disgusting dirty braces. She's not even a very good lawyer, and it makes my day worse to have to be around her. I would rather work with people I enjoy being around, or at least don't mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125553) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM Author: Aromatic meetinghouse LOL, all u had to do was say she is a female lawyer breh... we understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2245999&forum_id=2#23125566) |