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*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*
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180 response to a 180 poast
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a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the flee...
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havent read yet but jfc
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I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
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I was crying laughing not flame
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i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luag...
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It happened again
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How did this not win POTY?
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This is the funniest post of all time
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Still 180
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Olive Violent Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27646528)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Swollen Pozpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27646571)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: cocky supple theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27646573)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Demanding spectacular market background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27646612)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Histrionic trust fund

this is so fucking great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27841747)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: blathering stubborn ticket booth faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#48177672)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: overrated drunken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27841757)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Histrionic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27842403)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Demanding spectacular market background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#27842723)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: floppy idiotic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018246)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Histrionic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018249)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle impertinent bbw shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018251)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Sepia galvanic school cafeteria immigrant

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

this song is playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Histrionic trust fund

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018303)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025040)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor

180 response to a 180 poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30937210)



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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy forum gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#31049273)



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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Erotic Indian Lodge Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#31049332)



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Date: October 19th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#41142497)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#44759647)



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Date: June 18th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Odious station coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#46441711)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Demanding spectacular market background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28018304)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: deranged domesticated theater masturbator

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28019900)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Olive Violent Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28019908)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic school cafeteria immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021472)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Swollen Pozpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021495)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28020017)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic school cafeteria immigrant

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021642)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Olive Violent Filthpig

havent read yet but jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021653)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Swollen Pozpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: floppy idiotic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025022)



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Date: December 11th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: cerebral orange patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#29357431)



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Date: May 1st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#38171877)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Histrionic trust fund

MORE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021667)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Swollen Pozpig Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28021676)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28024993)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: cerebral orange patrolman

I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025098)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt

I was crying laughing not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025236)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: cerebral orange patrolman

o m g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025265)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Olive Violent Filthpig

i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luaghing so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28030273)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt

appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28035165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#29231883)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt

It happened again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28666190)



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral orange patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#29231902)



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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Shimmering Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28092450)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: cerebral orange patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28125340)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: abnormal at-the-ready alpha roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28436838)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28666185)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30291680)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30631473)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: abnormal at-the-ready alpha roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30743498)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Swollen Pozpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30743570)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30888825)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#30937327)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal milky preventive strike

How did this not win POTY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#34750284)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Brass Talented Locale Laser Beams

This is the funniest post of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#34750305)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#34750416)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant Erotic Indian Lodge Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#35676569)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: irradiated corner people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#37431404)



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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#38124800)



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Date: November 1st, 2021 11:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac lodge fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#43363948)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: big insane hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28025043)



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tense strings.

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