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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: indigo adventurous institution

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Date: October 8th, 2024 3:33 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: crystalline abusive trust fund voyeur

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

this song is playing in the background

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: indigo adventurous institution

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Purple Misunderstood Jew

180 response to a 180 poast

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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2020 1:36 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2022 2:05 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: cream multi-billionaire stead



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: French Marvelous Doctorate

jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug Nursing Home



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: crystalline abusive trust fund voyeur

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug Nursing Home

havent read yet but jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2015 12:54 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2019 6:22 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: indigo adventurous institution

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: racy field organic girlfriend

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Floppy fuchsia marketing idea

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Seedy saffron codepig

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Floppy fuchsia marketing idea

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Seedy saffron codepig

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug Nursing Home

i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luaghing so hard.

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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Floppy fuchsia marketing idea

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: flickering razzle-dazzle dragon stage



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: Floppy fuchsia marketing idea

It happened again

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Filthy market

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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: odious hospital main people

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: flickering razzle-dazzle dragon stage



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Date: June 5th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Purple Misunderstood Jew

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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
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