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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Azure aromatic hell



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired insane piazza



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Azure aromatic hell



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: rambunctious federal parlour

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: hyperactive home personal credit line

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired insane piazza



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Bonkers Crackhouse Water Buffalo

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Maize irate preventive strike

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: hyperactive home personal credit line

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Opaque Floppy Fortuitous Meteor Lay

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Fragrant pearly dog poop theater



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired insane piazza



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted puce rigor



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired insane piazza



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: hyperactive home personal credit line

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired insane piazza



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Elastic Band Site

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: hyperactive home personal credit line



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Fragrant pearly dog poop theater



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shrine jap

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Fragrant pearly dog poop theater

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: supple seedy hall



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated whorehouse puppy



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: nachos

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)