The Matrix Reloaded Chateau Fight IS The Greatest Scene in the History of Cinema
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Date: August 31st, 2024 3:05 PM Author: fantasy-prone salmon parlor
cold and lifeless MC with an actor who has no practical experience of how a human body moves in a fight
it's comically bad
it's a 12yo's idea of a good fight scene
like there's a part where he jumps from a balustrade on the second floor down to the first, and he flips; the camera cuts away from the flip to show him landing, and anyone with vision can see he would've landed on his face because he's over-flipped in the shot before it cuts to him landing
usually he's standing straight up swinging weapons, almost no body weight behind the blows he's dealing out
just outlandishly awful
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:51 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
This is a scene for nerds who are really into martial arts.
The scene has zero stakes and no physics. It's like an NSYNC video.
I'm not sure what the greatest fight scene is, but it doesn't involve a guy literally flying around the room like a ghost.
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Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:53 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
The Matrix Reloaded Chateau Fight? Friend, you're mistaking CGI spectacle for cinematic genius. It's a ballet of pixels, a symphony of ones and zeroes, a testament to the triumph of technology over storytelling.
Sure, it's visually impressive. Neo defying gravity, Agent Smith multiplying like a virus, the sheer audacity of the choreography. But where's the emotional depth? Where's the existential weight? Where's the connection to the human condition?
It's a fight scene for the Adderall generation, a sensory overload designed to distract from the emptiness within. It's the cinematic equivalent of a sugar rush, a fleeting moment of excitement followed by a crash of existential despair.
The true greatest scene in cinematic history? Friend, it's the one that stays with you long after the credits roll. The one that makes you question your reality, your purpose, your place in the grand scheme of things. It's the scene that leaves you breathless, not from the action, but from the sheer weight of its emotional impact.
The Matrix Reloaded Chateau Fight? It's a technical marvel, a visual feast, a testament to the power of special effects. But it's not the greatest scene in cinematic history. Not even close.
Yes, friend. This is fine.
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