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Date: July 5th, 2012 11:32 PM Author: Supple Temple Lettuce which one of you doods is this???
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Date: July 5th, 2012 11:33 PM Author: Supple Temple Lettuce Fuck this green bullshit. I dated a girl a few years back. Super hippie. Hot as shit, if you're into that sort of thing. Wild as fuck in bed. She was into recycling. She rode a bike everywhere, or took the bus. She was a strict vegetarian. All of her clothes were second hand. She didn't bathe very frequently, but she had a natural, wild odor about her. I don't know. Maybe I was just desperate and some hairy hippie pussy was better than jacking off to some video of Jenna Haze taking her 3000th cock in her ass, acting like, no really, this time it's actually almost too big for her. She had a composting toilet. Smelled horrible. She'd take one of her giant beans and sprouts and cabbage and tofu dumps in there and come out smiling like she just gave back something to the earth. It smelled terrible, but for some fucking reason, every time she took one of those monster dumps, I wanted to fuck her disgusting asshole so bad I practically begged for it. And, to her credit, she took it like a champ, even letting me use my "non green" toxic lube I bought at CVS. "That time of the month" for her meant that I was gonna get head. But not very enthusiastic head. More like the "I can't believe men exercise such power over women in society, but I understand that, although you're part of the patriarchy, you have sexual needs, so I am doing this purely as a gesture of kindness" blowjob. Teeth and all. I'd never finish and usually ended up having to jack off into her disgusting toilet. But the last straw was finding out just how "green" she was. She reused tampons. Pulled them out, gave them a quick rinse and squeeze, and hung them up to dry. Nothing like walking into your girlfriend's composting toilet bathroom and seeing bloody cotton sticks hanging from her ceiling. |
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Date: December 19th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: orange background story set whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#24673746) |
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Date: December 19th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: cyan roommate affirmative action Hly shitt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#24673772) |
Date: July 5th, 2012 11:41 PM Author: self-absorbed voyeur cumskin caught me bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#21024948) |
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Date: May 16th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: Boyish Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#23213073) |
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Date: December 19th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: silver hilarious scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#24672603) |
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Date: December 19th, 2013 1:58 PM Author: gold contagious juggernaut Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#24673789) |
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Date: December 19th, 2013 2:05 PM Author: cyan roommate affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987328&forum_id=2#24673821) |