Date: May 13th, 2024 8:15 PM
Author: Violent Church
Now his wife took the train
To her ex-lovers funeral
Who died in the bathroom
Hit his head on a urinal
When they got together, the knowledge was carnal
And the widow was at the funeral, and they had quite a catfight
And they fell into the grave where the casket was resting
And the preacher just left in the middle of the service
'Cause death was one thing
But women made him nervous
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