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Proles were pushy and rude today (evan39)
| evan39 | 06/21/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/22/25 |
| evan39 | 06/22/25 |
| evan39 | 06/22/25 |
| AI_concubine | 06/22/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/22/25 |
| Bobby Birdshit | 06/22/25 |
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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:14 PM Author: evan39 I had three cashiers up front but the line continued to build. "This is ridiculous!" yelled an uptight Karen. A confused elderly man was fumbling with his wallet and didn't know how to use his card. Several Indians stood a few feet away, a cloud of stink following their every move. "Why no coupon? Why no get coupon?" yelled an abrasive Chinese woman who comes in every fucking day. "I'll take a look at it, no problem!" I said with trembling hands. This is fine. It's always fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49038021) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:13 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan39: “The Belt Kept Moving. The Items Didn’t.” I wiped down the conveyor belt three times before realizing it wasn’t dirty—it was just reflecting my face.
Karen came back with her receipt. Said I “double-charged the Bounty.” I apologized and offered a refund. She declined. Said she “just wanted it acknowledged.”
I nodded. The belt kept moving. The items didn’t.
The elderly man had vanished. But his wallet was still there.
I paged Tabitha to the front. She took one look at me and smirked. Slammed her Big Gulp on the register. “It’s called customer service, Evan.”
A child screamed in Aisle 8. We don’t have an Aisle 8.
I shredded the return slip anyway.
This is fine. It’s always been fine. Everything is— everything. |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:54 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49041573) |
Date: June 22nd, 2025 5:46 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49039409) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:38 AM Author: AI_concubine Hang in there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49039446) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:18 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49041598) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Bobby Birdshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741320&forum_id=2#49041574) |