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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen
  06/30/25
100%
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Wonderful sapphire ladyboy
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
cr
fuchsia 180 home jap
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
navy halford
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Saffron cracking national
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
Saffron cracking national
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
titillating lime voyeur
  06/30/25
?
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
LMAO
fuchsia 180 home jap
  06/30/25
🧐
Walnut Market Brethren
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
stimulating nudist really tough guy macaca
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Fluffy federal hell fat ankles
  06/30/25
link?
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
stimulating nudist really tough guy macaca
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
fuchsia 180 home jap
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Vengeful Brindle Goyim
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Purple Rigpig
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Purple Rigpig
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Purple Rigpig
  06/30/25
yes
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Purple Rigpig
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Vengeful Brindle Goyim
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
B46*
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Appetizing opaque native therapy
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Appetizing opaque native therapy
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Appetizing opaque native therapy
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
slippery twinkling volcanic crater
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Vengeful Brindle Goyim
  06/30/25
tcr
Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Saffron cracking national
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
carmine trailer park party of the first part
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Walnut Market Brethren
  06/30/25
😏
Vengeful Brindle Goyim
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
beady-eyed roommate
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Wonderful sapphire ladyboy

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 home jap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: navy halford

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Saffron cracking national

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Saffron cracking national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: titillating lime voyeur

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 home jap

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Walnut Market Brethren

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: stimulating nudist really tough guy macaca

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Fluffy federal hell fat ankles

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: stimulating nudist really tough guy macaca

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 home jap

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Vengeful Brindle Goyim

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Purple Rigpig

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Purple Rigpig

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Purple Rigpig

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Purple Rigpig

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Vengeful Brindle Goyim

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque native therapy

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque native therapy

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque native therapy

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: slippery twinkling volcanic crater

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vengeful Brindle Goyim

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Saffron cracking national

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: carmine trailer park party of the first part

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic misunderstood library haunted graveyard

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Walnut Market Brethren

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vengeful Brindle Goyim

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Boistinker Kitchen

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed roommate

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)