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my friend is graduating with MBA next month....
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:47 PM Author: Effete overrated school he just barely got an offer for a 3 month internship at $25 per hour (he had to negotiate this up from the initial offer of $15 per hour) as an underwriter at an asset-based lending company. is he the typical MBA? i thought they had it better than lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066889) |
Date: April 24th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: wild apoplectic corn cake Univ of Phoenix MBA doesn't count (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066895) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:49 PM Author: Effete overrated school no. it's an expensive brand name private school. think georgetown, boston college, USC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066907) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:50 PM Author: wild apoplectic corn cake same thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066914) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:51 PM Author: Effete overrated school i have a feeling phoenix bros cant even get a job whereas at least he can cop something even if it is shit. sorta like T20 law bros vs. TTTT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066919) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 2:49 AM Author: Talking kitty legend i doubt it's actually one of those schools you mentioned. i know some TTT25 MBA bros, and they all seem to be graduating with $90k 9-5s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23080322) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: comical disturbing meetinghouse "$25 per hour (he had to negotiate this up from the initial offer of $15 per hour)"
Omg...I just got stomach pain. |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:02 PM Author: Effete overrated school yeah and in one of the most expensive cities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067014) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: Vermilion Exciting Den Cuckold FACT: there are over 17,000 MBA programs in the united states alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066901) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:49 PM Author: Emerald flatulent sex offender temple With an average enrollment of around 250.
250*17,000 = HAHAURFUCKED |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: Effete overrated school his is like top 20-30 though, not M7 but still you would think you could get something better than an hourly 3 month job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066943) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: Vermilion Exciting Den Cuckold 40% of non-elite MBAs graduate without a job lined up. This was true even when the economy was good. Why do you think he would be faring all that much better than the average T20-30 law student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066954) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: Effete overrated school i know very little about the mba job market. that's why i made this thread. i always thought it was better than law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066964) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:18 PM Author: talented weed whacker T20 unemployed lawyer: do wills and criminal court hearings out of parents basement.
T20 unemployed MBA:....? |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:49 PM Author: swashbuckling whorehouse gaming laptop nice flame, bro. you can't ask a question like this and act like its irrelevant where he went. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066903) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:50 PM Author: Effete overrated school see above. georgetown/usc/boston college type school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066911) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: Onyx corner I know dudes at G-town and USC copping MBB offers. Just check linkedin to see a few examples. What's wrong with your buddy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066940) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: Effete overrated school not sure. he seems like a nice dude and fairly popular and active at his school. he had a very high GMAT but worked in a lab as a chemist which is apparently not valued work exp. & had only like a 3.0 gpa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066956) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:56 PM Author: Emerald flatulent sex offender temple He sounds like a STEM dork and is likely awkward in the interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066968) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:59 PM Author: Effete overrated school not really he's pretty confident in person. he would be considered really alpha compared to the vast majority of law students, but maybe that's a wash since he's competing against MBA students who are purportedly much better socially. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066990) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:40 AM Author: Glittery Theater Was this the guy who was only interested in top jobs and turned down pretty solid offers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23080394) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: Vermilion Exciting Den Cuckold And I know dudes at Brooklyn law copping V100 biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23066963) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:06 PM Author: Onyx corner The number of USC and Gtown MBAs getting MBB or other consulting offers (Booz, Parthenon, Deloitte, Accenture, etc) dwarfs the number of law TTTs getting V100 offers. Even if you can't get a prestigious consulting gig then there is always F500 general management which pays alright. The op's friend probably sucked during interviews. Just look at the employment data from those schools. It's actually pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067050) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:07 PM Author: Effete overrated school "Just look at the employment data from those schools. It's actually pretty good."
... and employment data from law schools looks pretty good too |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:12 PM Author: Onyx corner Haven't seen it but does Brooklyn Law data look as decent as this http://msb.georgetown.edu/sites/msb/files/uploads/M12%2BEmployment%2BProfile%2BFINAL.pdf
And gtown is a crap MBA program with a poor alumni base. I bet a school like USC or UCLA or a school with strong regional ties is better. |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:17 PM Author: Effete overrated school those #s could mean anything. what does "average" mean. if it means median then that is useless as median salary for law schools is still 160k at a lot of places but that's B.S. and the #s even admit that 25% of grads have NOTHING lined up. that doesn't seem that great to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067140) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:07 PM Author: wonderful hot elastic band keepsake machete sounds like he also didn't hustle. MBA isn't about taking classes - it's about spending 2 years networking with recruiters/alums and hitting up every possible info session/happy hour possible. the people i know who approached it from day 1 ended up with something as long as they were realistic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067061) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: Effete overrated school nah he did hustle. we gchat daily and he always talked about some bullshit event he was going to that day and all the cold calls and other shit he does. he's taken tons of people out for lunch, etc. etc. he's been doing that from day 1. it's pretty sad.
i do think he was unrealistic. up until like a month ago he said he would rather be unemployed than take anything for less than $100k. |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: wonderful hot elastic band keepsake machete damn. goes to show that only M7 MBAs are worth it these days unless your pre-mba WE is sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067072) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:13 PM Author: Onyx corner http://msb.georgetown.edu/sites/msb/files/uploads/M12%2BEmployment%2BProfile%2BFINAL.pdf
He must have done something wrong |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:18 PM Author: Vermilion Exciting Den Cuckold This reads like a pre-transparency movement law school employment report. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067144) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:20 PM Author: Effete overrated school cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067167) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:24 PM Author: Onyx corner Generally if you have shit work experience and shit interviewing/networking skills then an MBA won't do a damn thing for you, unless it's HSW.
You just can't get an MBB offer if you have shit off the cuff quant skills and/or aspie your way through the interviews. |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:22 PM Author: Vermilion Exciting Den Cuckold The percent of a class getting MBB, BB banking or HF/PE/VC is probably about the same as the percent of Brooklynlaw grads copping biglaw or federal clerkships (~10%). I agree that the outcomes from the MBA program would be better (compared to Brooklyn Law) as you move down the class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067183) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:03 PM Author: Filthy bull headed home cumskin if it's not top 10-15, it's not worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067025) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:23 PM Author: Effete overrated school update: i'm ghcatting with him now. he says he would estimate about 30% of domestic students have nothing lined up, about 80% of the international students (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067186) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: Onyx corner What school does he go to? Is there a strong alumni base? He should be hitting them up 24/7 until he lines up a real job. What did he do with his summer last year? Did he get no offered by his firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23067240) |
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Date: April 24th, 2013 2:33 PM Author: Effete overrated school He worked as a treasury analyst for a pharmaceutical company, but they ultimately decided they didn't have the funds to hire any of the summers who worked there, or at least that's what he was told.
He does hit up alums all the time. He goes to lunch with diff alums like at least twice a week. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:45 AM Author: Alcoholic bawdyhouse who gives a shit about international students? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23080410) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 7:53 PM Author: Effete overrated school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238715&forum_id=2#23077487) |