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But they had different approaches too. Diesel worked out the old fashioned way: with a half dozen law school classmates in his parent's basement, stimming furiously. Spackler was instead advised by a team of Six Sigma black belt process engineers, who sought to apply the Pareto Principle to stimulation. "I do the 20% of the exercises that result in 80% of penis growth," Spackler boasted. "I have the most efficient man meat of any muscle stud!"
Spackler took the stage first. As the techno beat of Eiffel 65 played over the loudspeakers, Carl wasted no time delivering posed cumshot after posed cumshot. While the consistency was admirable, none of them was memorable...until, as if he had received feedback during a gate check, Spackler unloaded after his eleventh time, spraying judges and audience members alike with a memorable finale.
Diesel never had a chance. He dutifully took the stage, flexed his tanned body for all to admire, and took advantage of his superior male facial aesthetics. For a while, he was able to match or exceed Spackler's totals, but after his ninth timed load (tenth overall) it was clear he did not have the volume left to challenge for the lead. He took the submission pose; his Uzbek training twink Hamid rushed onto the stage to attempt an illegal stim, but it was too late.
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