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Date: February 7th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe

The two contenders had taken totally different paths to the finals of XO's first-ever naked bodybuilding competition. Spackler had crushed enemadood in his semifinal. Indeed, the so-called "Slaughter & May rule" had to be invoked when Spackler took a commanding 10-cumshot lead. (Many of the rules had been renamed for law firms, ironic for a contest in which no practicing attorney finished in the top 5). Diesel, on the other hand, won a narrow, controversial victory over Rob Halford, his spectacular posterior chain apparently wowing the judges in spite of Halford's clearly superior cock control.

But they had different approaches too. Diesel worked out the old fashioned way: with a half dozen law school classmates in his parent's basement, stimming furiously. Spackler was instead advised by a team of Six Sigma black belt process engineers, who sought to apply the Pareto Principle to stimulation. "I do the 20% of the exercises that result in 80% of penis growth," Spackler boasted. "I have the most efficient man meat of any muscle stud!"

Spackler took the stage first. As the techno beat of Eiffel 65 played over the loudspeakers, Carl wasted no time delivering posed cumshot after posed cumshot. While the consistency was admirable, none of them was memorable...until, as if he had received feedback during a gate check, Spackler unloaded after his eleventh time, spraying judges and audience members alike with a memorable finale.

Diesel never had a chance. He dutifully took the stage, flexed his tanned body for all to admire, and took advantage of his superior male facial aesthetics. For a while, he was able to match or exceed Spackler's totals, but after his ninth timed load (tenth overall) it was clear he did not have the volume left to challenge for the lead. He took the submission pose; his Uzbek training twink Hamid rushed onto the stage to attempt an illegal stim, but it was too late.

AutoAdmit had its first champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2489145&forum_id=2#24976404)



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Date: November 15th, 2015 1:52 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:41 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: overrated location sneaky criminal



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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:55 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:59 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Marvelous flushed chapel death wish

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Date: February 8th, 2014 2:24 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 2:26 AM
Author: clear jap love of her life

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Date: February 8th, 2014 2:29 AM
Author: Brass jew

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Date: February 8th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Snowy nubile church building striped hyena

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Date: February 8th, 2014 8:16 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 8:28 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:52 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious Box Office Reading Party

180 for the first mention of Six Sigma on XOXO

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Date: February 8th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 8th, 2014 10:12 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 10:15 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 11:23 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: Mildly autistic out-of-control site

Diesel have you copped dat IFNB pro status yet???

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Date: February 8th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: overrated location sneaky criminal



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Date: February 8th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: emerald brunch

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Brass jew

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Date: February 8th, 2014 4:08 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 4:29 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:13 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2014 11:31 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: Brass jew

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Date: February 9th, 2014 9:31 AM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter sweet tailpipe

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Date: February 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2014 8:52 AM
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Date: February 10th, 2014 9:28 AM
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Date: June 5th, 2015 12:38 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 5:01 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2014 2:14 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2014 10:42 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2015 8:34 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 7:23 PM
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