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My Uncle Won Millions in the Lottery, Then Lost it All

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousand...
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Welcome to the class of 2018, son.
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Fish don't like music, true fact.
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Link?
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Gimme a minute
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i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too...
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that's part of what makes it so good
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Scarlet hell
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He's hoping to score higher on retake
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Hairraiser Abode
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One fucking eighty
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Lake space
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pretty good!
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jesus | fuckin | christ
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you'll never guess what happened next
Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi
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He went to American?
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nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL
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180
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180 twist, tyft
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This gets my first 180 since I came back. Relevance of gi...
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Ty!
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rach should come back again
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Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.
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180, but last sentence is overkill
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousands, on the lottery before he lucked out. Several thousand alone on scratch off. But his real addiction was the powerball/megamillions. He was almost 50, and I remember the day he called up my parents and told them that he had won nearly 60 million. This was about 35 million after the lump sum if I remember correctly. My dad even encouraged him to take the annual payout, because he didn't trust him not to blow it. He wouldn't, he assured them.

My Uncle moved to a McMansion on the Florida coast and fulfilled one of his weirdest childhood dreams. He had an unusual "dance" floor installed: it was made entirely of thick, reinforced glass. Below the glass he had, I'm not kidding, an aquarium put in. He filled it with fish, coral, and a real live shark. At 3-4 feet long, it wasn't a huge shark, but it ate all the fish within a week or two. The upkeep was really expensive, and to add to it, he decided (after it had been built) that he wanted the glass to "retract" so he could feed the shark himself and put in turtles and other sea creatures that have to come up for oxygen. This was really expensive. He did it anyway.

He'd have people over all the time to check out the "dance" floor, which he always called it even though no one danced on it and there wasn't even anything in the room to play music. So he'd just have parties and drink a lot and he and his guests would hang out on the retractable dance floor made of glass with a shark beneath.

During one of these parties, a reveler accidentally retracted the glass when people were still on it (he backed into the switch). Everyone freaked out and ran off. And everyone made it, everyone but a 5 year old year, African-American girl. My Uncle was not racist and often invited African-Americans to his parties and had many African-American friends. The shark immediately went for her and chomped her in half even though others tried to come to the rescue. The family sued my Uncle Alan for negligence, and he lost nearly everything after the jury returned its verdict after deliberating for nearly ten minutes.

On this day, my passion for the law developed. The jaws of life that snatched this young sweet girl (and the jaws of the shark) face us all. I am confident that the Tulane University College of Law will allow me to fulfill my burning passion to become a lawyer. Thank you for your consideration. Please note that I will be retaking the LSAT in February and I will promptly send in my new, hopefully higher, score (I hit 158 on my PT this past week).

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Scarlet hell



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Date: March 27th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: French histrionic principal's office



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Burgundy den therapy

Welcome to the class of 2018, son.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Canary Mewling Elastic Band

Fish don't like music, true fact.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Bronze aggressive hominid



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Seedy Plaza Nibblets

Link?

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi

Gimme a minute

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: vibrant national security agency double fault



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Rose well-lubricated coffee pot



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating godawful turdskin brethren

i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too well written for a sub-158 bro (not flame)

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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing Abnormal Fat Ankles

that's part of what makes it so good

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: slate point preventive strike



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Scarlet hell



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Date: March 28th, 2023 5:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant mental disorder parlor



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:28 AM
Author: talented out-of-control university

He's hoping to score higher on retake

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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Abode



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed striped hyena

One fucking eighty

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Lake space



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: vigorous beta jap gaming laptop

pretty good!

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline piazza

jesus | fuckin | christ

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi

you'll never guess what happened next

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Date: April 4th, 2015 8:49 AM
Author: Pearl clown

He went to American?

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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Exciting bright station ladyboy

nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Shaky Racy Dragon Dog Poop



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Shaky Racy Dragon Dog Poop



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Diverse crystalline piazza



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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: gold native ceo

180

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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: mahogany crotch library

180 twist, tyft

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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline piazza



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Dead violent step-uncle's house

190

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Startled field

Admissions committee requests a photograph of the retractable dance shark dance floor.

Thank

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Diverse crystalline piazza



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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: Carmine candlestick maker garrison

This gets my first 180 since I came back.

Relevance of girl's race to story?

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Hateful Meetinghouse Fanboi

Ty!

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline piazza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter depressive

rach should come back again

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Scarlet hell



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:56 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Razzle twisted business firm

Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.

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Author: Rusted titillating resort death wish

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