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My Uncle Won Millions in the Lottery, Then Lost it All

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousand...
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Welcome to the class of 2018, son.
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Fish don't like music, true fact.
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that's part of what makes it so good
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He's hoping to score higher on retake
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One fucking eighty
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pretty good!
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you'll never guess what happened next
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He went to American?
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nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL
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180 twist, tyft
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This gets my first 180 since I came back. Relevance of gi...
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Ty!
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180, but last sentence is overkill
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative famous landscape painting native

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousands, on the lottery before he lucked out. Several thousand alone on scratch off. But his real addiction was the powerball/megamillions. He was almost 50, and I remember the day he called up my parents and told them that he had won nearly 60 million. This was about 35 million after the lump sum if I remember correctly. My dad even encouraged him to take the annual payout, because he didn't trust him not to blow it. He wouldn't, he assured them.

My Uncle moved to a McMansion on the Florida coast and fulfilled one of his weirdest childhood dreams. He had an unusual "dance" floor installed: it was made entirely of thick, reinforced glass. Below the glass he had, I'm not kidding, an aquarium put in. He filled it with fish, coral, and a real live shark. At 3-4 feet long, it wasn't a huge shark, but it ate all the fish within a week or two. The upkeep was really expensive, and to add to it, he decided (after it had been built) that he wanted the glass to "retract" so he could feed the shark himself and put in turtles and other sea creatures that have to come up for oxygen. This was really expensive. He did it anyway.

He'd have people over all the time to check out the "dance" floor, which he always called it even though no one danced on it and there wasn't even anything in the room to play music. So he'd just have parties and drink a lot and he and his guests would hang out on the retractable dance floor made of glass with a shark beneath.

During one of these parties, a reveler accidentally retracted the glass when people were still on it (he backed into the switch). Everyone freaked out and ran off. And everyone made it, everyone but a 5 year old year, African-American girl. My Uncle was not racist and often invited African-Americans to his parties and had many African-American friends. The shark immediately went for her and chomped her in half even though others tried to come to the rescue. The family sued my Uncle Alan for negligence, and he lost nearly everything after the jury returned its verdict after deliberating for nearly ten minutes.

On this day, my passion for the law developed. The jaws of life that snatched this young sweet girl (and the jaws of the shark) face us all. I am confident that the Tulane University College of Law will allow me to fulfill my burning passion to become a lawyer. Thank you for your consideration. Please note that I will be retaking the LSAT in February and I will promptly send in my new, hopefully higher, score (I hit 158 on my PT this past week).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#27577272)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Ticket Booth Trust Fund



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Date: March 27th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic haunted graveyard



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: plum house-broken garrison

Welcome to the class of 2018, son.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac liquid oxygen double fault

Fish don't like music, true fact.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: jade mewling pervert persian



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Avocado racy personal credit line keepsake machete

Link?

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative famous landscape painting native

Gimme a minute

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Purple faggotry area



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Domesticated Gay Wizard Messiness

i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too well written for a sub-158 bro (not flame)

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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: lascivious fanboi

that's part of what makes it so good

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office main people



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Ticket Booth Trust Fund



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Date: March 28th, 2023 5:58 AM
Author: Glittery fluffy police squad center



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:28 AM
Author: Transparent concupiscible church building

He's hoping to score higher on retake

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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Bipolar philosopher-king hell



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired nubile sound barrier

One fucking eighty

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: ultramarine forum



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring laughsome pisswyrm

pretty good!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#27578419)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Khaki Milk

jesus | fuckin | christ

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative famous landscape painting native

you'll never guess what happened next

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Date: April 4th, 2015 8:49 AM
Author: Obsidian Meetinghouse Therapy

He went to American?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#27617197)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Hilarious Indian Lodge

nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#46107244)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Prole



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Prole



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Hateful Skinny Woman Pocket Flask

180

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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: submissive bateful locale chad

180 twist, tyft

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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative famous landscape painting native



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Church

190

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: splenetic lime university roommate

Admissions committee requests a photograph of the retractable dance shark dance floor.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#27603272)



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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: rachmiel

This gets my first 180 since I came back.

Relevance of girl's race to story?

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative famous landscape painting native

Ty!

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: the penis



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Arousing jet gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: green range

rach should come back again

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Ticket Booth Trust Fund



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Avocado racy personal credit line keepsake machete



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Arousing jet gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Lake flatulent cumskin



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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office main people



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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: sooty point son of senegal

Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#31456285)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:27 AM
Author: violet location dragon



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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:44 AM
Author: Abusive 180 national

180, but last sentence is overkill

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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:36 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:45 PM
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Author: Khaki Milk



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Date: January 18th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)

Holy shit

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Author: costumed soul-stirring nursing home



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Date: April 8th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: idiotic telephone

Lol at ARE Reptile’s dysfunctional family

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