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My Uncle Won Millions in the Lottery, Then Lost it All

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousand...
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One fucking eighty
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pretty good!
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you'll never guess what happened next
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He went to American?
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: Electric milky fat ankles

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousands, on the lottery before he lucked out. Several thousand alone on scratch off. But his real addiction was the powerball/megamillions. He was almost 50, and I remember the day he called up my parents and told them that he had won nearly 60 million. This was about 35 million after the lump sum if I remember correctly. My dad even encouraged him to take the annual payout, because he didn't trust him not to blow it. He wouldn't, he assured them.

My Uncle moved to a McMansion on the Florida coast and fulfilled one of his weirdest childhood dreams. He had an unusual "dance" floor installed: it was made entirely of thick, reinforced glass. Below the glass he had, I'm not kidding, an aquarium put in. He filled it with fish, coral, and a real live shark. At 3-4 feet long, it wasn't a huge shark, but it ate all the fish within a week or two. The upkeep was really expensive, and to add to it, he decided (after it had been built) that he wanted the glass to "retract" so he could feed the shark himself and put in turtles and other sea creatures that have to come up for oxygen. This was really expensive. He did it anyway.

He'd have people over all the time to check out the "dance" floor, which he always called it even though no one danced on it and there wasn't even anything in the room to play music. So he'd just have parties and drink a lot and he and his guests would hang out on the retractable dance floor made of glass with a shark beneath.

During one of these parties, a reveler accidentally retracted the glass when people were still on it (he backed into the switch). Everyone freaked out and ran off. And everyone made it, everyone but a 5 year old year, African-American girl. My Uncle was not racist and often invited African-Americans to his parties and had many African-American friends. The shark immediately went for her and chomped her in half even though others tried to come to the rescue. The family sued my Uncle Alan for negligence, and he lost nearly everything after the jury returned its verdict after deliberating for nearly ten minutes.

On this day, my passion for the law developed. The jaws of life that snatched this young sweet girl (and the jaws of the shark) face us all. I am confident that the Tulane University College of Law will allow me to fulfill my burning passion to become a lawyer. Thank you for your consideration. Please note that I will be retaking the LSAT in February and I will promptly send in my new, hopefully higher, score (I hit 158 on my PT this past week).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841730&forum_id=2#27577272)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Costumed Heady Pistol



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Date: March 27th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Gaped Flickering Antidepressant Drug



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Buff Hairraiser Site

Welcome to the class of 2018, son.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Angry soul-stirring boiling water

Fish don't like music, true fact.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: brilliant area



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Balding school telephone

Link?

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Electric milky fat ankles

Gimme a minute

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible rebellious orchestra pit



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: odious clear range



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic legend liquid oxygen

i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too well written for a sub-158 bro (not flame)

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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: multi-colored place of business

that's part of what makes it so good

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Pink Vibrant Corn Cake



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Costumed Heady Pistol



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Date: March 28th, 2023 5:58 AM
Author: Amber appetizing mood



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:28 AM
Author: arrogant lemon kitty cat chapel

He's hoping to score higher on retake

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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: smoky curious nursing home faggot firefighter



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:02 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting hissy fit

One fucking eighty

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Poppy house trust fund



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: galvanic topaz internal respiration goal in life

pretty good!

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Pale Yarmulke

jesus | fuckin | christ

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Electric milky fat ankles

you'll never guess what happened next

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Date: April 4th, 2015 8:49 AM
Author: nighttime rehab voyeur

He went to American?

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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: cordovan exciting hairy legs

nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: vivacious garrison



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: vivacious garrison



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Nudist Dun Hospital

180

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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Crimson mind-boggling feces dragon

180 twist, tyft

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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Electric milky fat ankles



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: copper milk

190

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: vengeful abusive business firm circlehead

Admissions committee requests a photograph of the retractable dance shark dance floor.

Thank

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: slate haunted graveyard locale

This gets my first 180 since I came back.

Relevance of girl's race to story?

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Electric milky fat ankles

Ty!

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: fishy passionate box office dog poop



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Pink Vibrant Corn Cake



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: brindle public bath



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: snowy french chef

rach should come back again

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Costumed Heady Pistol



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:48 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:47 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:50 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Submissive national mad cow disease



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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Pink Vibrant Corn Cake



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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Step-uncle's House Boltzmann

Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.

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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:27 AM
Author: cocky native



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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:44 AM
Author: exhilarant maroon faggotry

180, but last sentence is overkill

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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Pale Yarmulke



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Author: fluffy famous landscape painting hissy fit



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Date: December 29th, 2019 9:21 PM
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Author: cerebral pit

Lol at ARE Reptile’s dysfunctional family

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Author: multi-colored place of business



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