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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
lascivious den faggotry
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
Diverse Shaky National
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
burgundy pungent plaza sneaky criminal
  05/13/09
tytyty
bonkers crusty lodge
  05/13/09
Would read again.
wild frum parlor pistol
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
motley federal azn
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
motley federal azn
  05/13/09
180
pearl office
  05/13/09
excellent.
Balding principal's office stain
  05/14/09
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contagious generalized bond stead
  09/19/10
this was really really good
Ivory abnormal reading party address
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
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Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  06/04/10
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disrespectful vermilion resort fat ankles
  06/04/10
inspired
Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/04/10
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multi-colored death wish
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
thirsty karate
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
turquoise temple scourge upon the earth
  07/13/10
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multi-colored death wish
  02/21/11
That's badass.
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
Irradiated godawful candlestick maker
  05/13/09
same
Vengeful out-of-control stage
  05/13/09
...
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  05/13/09
Nice.
fluffy tanning salon dog poop
  05/13/09
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Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage
  05/15/09
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offensive twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  05/15/09
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razzle yellow keepsake machete gaming laptop
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
drab patrolman
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
Ivory abnormal reading party address
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
Ivory abnormal reading party address
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
Ivory abnormal reading party address
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
Arousing navy codepig
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
Diverse Shaky National
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
zippy concupiscible pozpig brethren
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
Free-loading location
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
khaki cruise ship incel
  05/15/09
Agreed.
Free-loading location
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
Soul-stirring nighttime university
  05/15/09
...
fluffy tanning salon dog poop
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
Walnut Spectacular Native
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
Walnut Spectacular Native
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
Walnut Spectacular Native
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
Unholy Copper Clown School Cafeteria
  06/04/10
lol
Misanthropic grizzly selfie
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
disrespectful vermilion resort fat ankles
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
Thriller doobsian church building sandwich
  06/04/10
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Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/05/10
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Diverse Shaky National
  06/05/10
I am such a lush. I totally thought this thread was going...
Saffron station wrinkle
  06/05/10
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Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/06/10
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aggressive trip brunch
  06/08/10
lol
Low-t pontificating round eye
  06/08/10
not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
Vibrant Painfully Honest Nibblets Jew
  06/08/10
...
Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
razzmatazz fishy home
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
Diverse Shaky National
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
thirsty karate
  06/12/10
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Slippery vivacious trust fund
  06/24/10
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Cordovan Forum
  06/24/10
tyft
Boyish fantasy-prone indirect expression
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: lascivious den faggotry

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky National

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: burgundy pungent plaza sneaky criminal

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: bonkers crusty lodge

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: wild frum parlor pistol

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: motley federal azn

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: motley federal azn

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: pearl office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Balding principal's office stain

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: contagious generalized bond stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Ivory abnormal reading party address

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: disrespectful vermilion resort fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: multi-colored death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: thirsty karate

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: turquoise temple scourge upon the earth

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: multi-colored death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: Irradiated godawful candlestick maker

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Vengeful out-of-control stage

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: fluffy tanning salon dog poop

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Flushed Shrine Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: offensive twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: razzle yellow keepsake machete gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: drab patrolman

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Ivory abnormal reading party address

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Ivory abnormal reading party address

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Ivory abnormal reading party address

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: Arousing navy codepig

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: claret charismatic mad-dog skullcap range

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky National

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: zippy concupiscible pozpig brethren

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Free-loading location

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: khaki cruise ship incel

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Free-loading location

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nighttime university

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: fluffy tanning salon dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Walnut Spectacular Native

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Walnut Spectacular Native

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Walnut Spectacular Native

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Unholy Copper Clown School Cafeteria

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic grizzly selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: disrespectful vermilion resort fat ankles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller doobsian church building sandwich

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Saffron station wrinkle

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: aggressive trip brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Low-t pontificating round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Vibrant Painfully Honest Nibblets Jew

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz fishy home

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky National

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: thirsty karate

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Boyish fantasy-prone indirect expression

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15495996)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Diverse Shaky National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17433318)