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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Disgusting fuchsia university partner
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
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  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
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  05/13/09
tytyty
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  05/13/09
Would read again.
blue school athletic conference
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
Hyperventilating public bath death wish
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
Hyperventilating public bath death wish
  05/13/09
180
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excellent.
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  05/14/09
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shimmering curious mexican
  09/19/10
this was really really good
Provocative Canary Laser Beams
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
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hairless jew
  06/04/10
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  06/04/10
inspired
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  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
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  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
Concupiscible spot
  07/13/10
...
Wild bisexual philosopher-king legend
  02/21/11
That's badass.
hairless jew
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
milky office
  05/13/09
same
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hairless jew
  05/13/09
Nice.
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  05/13/09
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Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry
  05/15/09
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heady pit
  05/15/09
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  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
chocolate casino striped hyena
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
Cerise theater factory reset button
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
Provocative Canary Laser Beams
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
Cerise theater factory reset button
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
Provocative Canary Laser Beams
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
Cerise theater factory reset button
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
Provocative Canary Laser Beams
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
Cerise theater factory reset button
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
flushed stage
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
Cerise theater factory reset button
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
Tan orchestra pit masturbator
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
vigorous zombie-like principal's office
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
impressive mauve wagecucks
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
violent bearded state tattoo
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
Walnut Adulterous Address
  05/15/09
Agreed.
violent bearded state tattoo
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
grizzly center
  05/15/09
...
histrionic nibblets
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
snowy crawly corner people who are hurt
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
hairless jew
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
snowy crawly corner people who are hurt
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
hairless jew
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
snowy crawly corner people who are hurt
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
hairless jew
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
maize deranged gunner black woman
  06/04/10
lol
hairless jew
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
Cocky knife messiness
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
impressive mauve wagecucks
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
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impressive mauve wagecucks
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
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  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
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  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Disgusting fuchsia university partner

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit masturbator

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: ruby nursing home mediation

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Irate Menage Voyeur

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: blue school athletic conference

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating public bath death wish

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating public bath death wish

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Lime candlestick maker famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: pontificating foreskin

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: shimmering curious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative Canary Laser Beams

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: hairless jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Cocky knife messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Wild bisexual philosopher-king legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: titillating space ceo

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible spot

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Wild bisexual philosopher-king legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: hairless jew

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: milky office

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine liquid oxygen persian

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: hairless jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: histrionic nibblets

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Dead Honey-headed New Version Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: heady pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: flatulent carmine coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: chocolate casino striped hyena

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Provocative Canary Laser Beams

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Provocative Canary Laser Beams

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Provocative Canary Laser Beams

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: flushed stage

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Cerise theater factory reset button

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit masturbator

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: vigorous zombie-like principal's office

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: violent bearded state tattoo

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Walnut Adulterous Address

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: violent bearded state tattoo

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: grizzly center

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: histrionic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: snowy crawly corner people who are hurt

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: hairless jew

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: snowy crawly corner people who are hurt

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: hairless jew

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: snowy crawly corner people who are hurt

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: hairless jew

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: maize deranged gunner black woman

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: hairless jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Cocky knife messiness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed exhilarant becky lay

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: irradiated duck-like personal credit line field

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Fighting ocher school cafeteria toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Jet bawdyhouse

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: onyx low-t resort pervert

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit masturbator

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: titillating space ceo

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Bat-shit-crazy Area Quadroon



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: appetizing circlehead telephone

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: impressive mauve wagecucks



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit masturbator



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