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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
Sable passionate den
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Jade swashbuckling area
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
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ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
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tytyty
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Would read again.
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I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
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http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
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  05/13/09
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180
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180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
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lol the hat flies off at impact
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same
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*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
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Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
irate keepsake machete
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
Adventurous jet-lagged macaca
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
irate keepsake machete
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
Adventurous jet-lagged macaca
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
irate keepsake machete
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
Adventurous jet-lagged macaca
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
irate keepsake machete
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
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Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
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  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
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GET OVER HERE
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each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
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I would not want this to happen to me.
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This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
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Agreed.
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you should fight in mma
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Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
sick weed whacker goal in life
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
tan slap-happy location
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
sick weed whacker goal in life
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
tan slap-happy location
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
sick weed whacker goal in life
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
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ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
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lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
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oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
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I still love that cartoon
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Sable passionate den

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Jade swashbuckling area

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Hideous party of the first part

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: translucent hairless piazza

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: excitant trailer park mad-dog skullcap

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: Lemon haunting point

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: exhilarant clown

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Sable passionate den

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: exhilarant clown

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Glittery yarmulke spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz wine principal's office

excellent.

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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Wonderful indirect expression



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Adventurous jet-lagged macaca

this was really really good

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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Iridescent casino

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Author: laughsome messiness address

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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: cerebral garnet shrine codepig

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: hateful selfie

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Impertinent misunderstood lodge bbw

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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: canary up-to-no-good public bath

Nice.

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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Sable passionate den



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive appetizing cuckoldry wrinkle



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: titillating purple private investor

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Adventurous jet-lagged macaca

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Adventurous jet-lagged macaca

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous jet-lagged macaca

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: zombie-like multi-colored state internal respiration

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: irate keepsake machete

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Hideous party of the first part

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: dark boiling water step-uncle's house

GET OVER HERE

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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Iridescent casino

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Drab Site

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Gold comical chad

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Drab Site

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: light cracking senate goyim

you should fight in mma

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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: canary up-to-no-good public bath



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: sick weed whacker goal in life

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: sick weed whacker goal in life

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: sick weed whacker goal in life

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: crusty galvanic market

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: tan slap-happy location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: jet bateful gas station

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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Iridescent casino

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller pearly plaza

I still love that cartoon

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Author: Erotic Whorehouse

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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Slate Water Buffalo

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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: vigorous garrison mental disorder

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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Hideous party of the first part

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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: laughsome messiness address

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