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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
heady angry crotch stain
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Jet-lagged organic girlfriend
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
Fear-inspiring pozpig
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
Duck-like costumed striped hyena
  05/13/09
tytyty
Lascivious magenta spot
  05/13/09
Would read again.
house-broken buff station patrolman
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
Cobalt free-loading field
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
heady angry crotch stain
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
Cobalt free-loading field
  05/13/09
180
Hot Cuckold
  05/13/09
excellent.
sable twisted stage blood rage
  05/14/09
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cream floppy tanning salon round eye
  09/19/10
this was really really good
cracking unholy stage azn
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
...
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  06/04/10
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Bateful gas station
  06/04/10
inspired
Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/04/10
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Spectacular magical locale
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
up-to-no-good violet gay wizard
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
Metal dark heaven mexican
  07/13/10
...
Spectacular magical locale
  02/21/11
That's badass.
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
Learning Disabled Trust Fund
  05/13/09
same
Nudist laughsome area therapy
  05/13/09
...
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  05/13/09
Nice.
Odious church building
  05/13/09
...
heady angry crotch stain
  05/15/09
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Supple chocolate box office
  05/15/09
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Godawful Flesh International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
Umber Chest-beating Senate Rigpig
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
cracking unholy stage azn
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
cracking unholy stage azn
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
cracking unholy stage azn
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
demanding keepsake machete macaca
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
Out-of-control Stead
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
Fear-inspiring pozpig
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
underhanded ivory new version
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
aggressive roommate turdskin
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
Grizzly Ceo
  05/15/09
Agreed.
aggressive roommate turdskin
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
doobsian black trailer park dragon
  05/15/09
...
Odious church building
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
French stag film voyeur
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
French stag film voyeur
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
French stag film voyeur
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
ultramarine fiercely-loyal hall becky
  06/04/10
lol
Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
Bateful gas station
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
Aqua ticket booth jewess
  06/04/10
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Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/05/10
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Fear-inspiring pozpig
  06/05/10
I am such a lush. I totally thought this thread was going...
Medicated bistre abode trump supporter
  06/05/10
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Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/06/10
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Motley chapel potus
  06/08/10
lol
purple cerebral native
  06/08/10
not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
Razzle-dazzle sticky toaster
  06/08/10
...
Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
white passionate idea he suggested
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
Fear-inspiring pozpig
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
up-to-no-good violet gay wizard
  06/12/10
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Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship
  06/24/10
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self-centered set milk
  06/24/10
tyft
bull headed startling locus
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: heady angry crotch stain

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged organic girlfriend

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pozpig

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: Duck-like costumed striped hyena

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta spot

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: house-broken buff station patrolman

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Cobalt free-loading field

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: heady angry crotch stain

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Cobalt free-loading field

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Hot Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: sable twisted stage blood rage

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: cream floppy tanning salon round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: cracking unholy stage azn

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Bateful gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Spectacular magical locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good violet gay wizard

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Metal dark heaven mexican

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Spectacular magical locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Trust Fund

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Nudist laughsome area therapy

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: Odious church building

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: heady angry crotch stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Supple chocolate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Godawful Flesh International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Umber Chest-beating Senate Rigpig

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: cracking unholy stage azn

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: cracking unholy stage azn

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: cracking unholy stage azn

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: demanding keepsake machete macaca

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control Stead

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pozpig

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: underhanded ivory new version

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: aggressive roommate turdskin

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: aggressive roommate turdskin

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: doobsian black trailer park dragon

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: French stag film voyeur

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: French stag film voyeur

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: French stag film voyeur

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: ultramarine fiercely-loyal hall becky

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legal warrant kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Bateful gas station

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Aqua ticket booth jewess

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Medicated bistre abode trump supporter

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Motley chapel potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: purple cerebral native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky toaster

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: white passionate idea he suggested

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pozpig

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good violet gay wizard

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: self-centered set milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: bull headed startling locus

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15495996)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Mood Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17433318)