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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
stirring really tough guy nibblets
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
dull marvelous toilet seat jap
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
contagious brindle meetinghouse
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
heady domesticated stag film
  05/13/09
tytyty
Vigorous corn cake home
  05/13/09
Would read again.
thriller goal in life volcanic crater
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
Chest-beating Theater
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
stirring really tough guy nibblets
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
Chest-beating Theater
  05/13/09
180
Angry dopamine
  05/13/09
excellent.
Emerald Generalized Bond Point
  05/14/09
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Purple affirmative action
  09/19/10
this was really really good
provocative maize market
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
idiotic factory reset button
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Appetizing chapel
  06/04/10
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Chestnut Filthy Dilemma Stock Car
  06/04/10
inspired
180 mauve kitchen
  06/04/10
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Demanding irate roast beef box office
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
vermilion son of senegal business firm
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
Unhinged Bat Shit Crazy Field
  07/13/10
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Demanding irate roast beef box office
  02/21/11
That's badass.
Appetizing chapel
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
useless lilac international law enforcement agency
  05/13/09
same
Green laughsome rehab genital piercing
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Appetizing chapel
  05/13/09
Nice.
cream sinister toaster
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stirring really tough guy nibblets
  05/15/09
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soggy frisky stage dragon
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milky jew hospital
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
Dead spot gaping
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
idiotic factory reset button
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
provocative maize market
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
idiotic factory reset button
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
provocative maize market
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
idiotic factory reset button
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
provocative maize market
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
idiotic factory reset button
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
Magenta gay wizard
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
idiotic factory reset button
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
contagious brindle meetinghouse
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
Lemon ungodly station indirect expression
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
180 mauve kitchen
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
Abnormal Metal Reading Party Karate
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
electric fanboi abode
  05/15/09
Agreed.
Abnormal Metal Reading Party Karate
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
salmon menage
  05/15/09
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cream sinister toaster
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
Appetizing chapel
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
Appetizing chapel
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
Appetizing chapel
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
Flushed sound barrier
  06/04/10
lol
Appetizing chapel
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
Chestnut Filthy Dilemma Stock Car
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
180 mauve kitchen
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
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180 mauve kitchen
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contagious brindle meetinghouse
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I am such a lush. I totally thought this thread was going...
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180 mauve kitchen
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Motley snowy headpube
  06/08/10
lol
Very tactful office patrolman
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not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
maroon cerebral parlor
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180 mauve kitchen
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
Slate Aphrodisiac Prole
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
contagious brindle meetinghouse
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
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tyft
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy nibblets

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: dull marvelous toilet seat jap

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: contagious brindle meetinghouse

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: heady domesticated stag film

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Vigorous corn cake home

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: thriller goal in life volcanic crater

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating Theater

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy nibblets

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating Theater

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Angry dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Emerald Generalized Bond Point

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Purple affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: provocative maize market

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Filthy Dilemma Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Demanding irate roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: vermilion son of senegal business firm

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Unhinged Bat Shit Crazy Field

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Demanding irate roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: useless lilac international law enforcement agency

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Green laughsome rehab genital piercing

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: cream sinister toaster

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: soggy frisky stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: milky jew hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Dead spot gaping

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: provocative maize market

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: provocative maize market

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: provocative maize market

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: Magenta gay wizard

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: idiotic factory reset button

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: contagious brindle meetinghouse

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Lemon ungodly station indirect expression

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Metal Reading Party Karate

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: electric fanboi abode

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Abnormal Metal Reading Party Karate

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: salmon menage

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: cream sinister toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Topaz hilarious juggernaut newt

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Flushed sound barrier

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Filthy Dilemma Stock Car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: excitant public bath pervert

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: contagious brindle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly supple skinny woman

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Motley snowy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Very tactful office patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: maroon cerebral parlor

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Slate Aphrodisiac Prole

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: contagious brindle meetinghouse

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: vermilion son of senegal business firm

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: exciting hall faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: judgmental passionate immigrant library

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15495996)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: 180 mauve kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: contagious brindle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17433318)