You will be killed by a wild IRL animal. You may choose the animal. Wat choice?
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 10:10 AM Author: caitlin clark
Lion or tiger
They are beautiful, majestic animals. At least I could enjoy their beauty while being eaten.
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 10:12 AM Author: BEAVER (retired)
you want very quick death, painless as possible as priority number one
maybe something epic or heroic about it, priority two
So Id consider: lion, tiger, whale
grizzly would end you quick, but it seems less prestigious. elephant or rhino or something makes you ridiculous. pack animals would cause a long suffering
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 10:15 AM Author: BEAVER (retired)
merits a benny hill soundtrack or a laughtrack or something.
you dont want that.
you want a beautiful apex predator (lion or tiger), but Id consider a whale for mythical / nautical / biblical resonance as well
women should obv choose self-induced snakebite after learning lover is det
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM Author: caitlin clark
Snakebite is a credited option I did not consider. I just instantly thought of gorgeous majestic apex predator.
Hrrrrrrm.
🤔
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 10:34 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
Neolithic hunter gatherers depicted reliefs of ferocious wild boars on their temple pillars at Göbekli Tepe some 11,600 years ago.
Wow
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: .,..,.,..:,,:,..
Great White Shark
—Epah
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 11:13 AM Author: research boner
polar bear, easily
just one chill fratty coca cola bear af fortuitous swipe on your head and it's over just like that before you're consumed
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Date: November 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
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https://www.cnet.com/pictures/the-most-venomous-animals-on-earth-ranked/
Blue ringed octopus
Although it's relatively small -- only the size of a golf ball -- its venom is debilitating and deadly. It can cause respiratory failure within 10 minutes and death within 30. One bite can kill up to 26 men, and there is no antidote.
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Date: November 24th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
Your statement has a grain of truth but can benefit from some nuance. Here’s my Mahchine's™ breakdown:
Bull Elephant:
If a bull elephant decides to kill, the sheer size, strength, and force it wields can indeed result in a relatively "quick" death. They can crush, impale, or strike with such power that the end is almost instantaneous. However, the specifics depend on how the elephant attacks—if it tramples or delivers a direct hit, suffering is minimized. If it's more erratic, there could be prolonged agony, though still likely shorter than with many predators.
Big Cats:
Big cats, like lions or tigers, often kill by targeting the throat to suffocate prey or sever major arteries. If the prey is small enough or the attack is precise, death can occur within moments.
However, if the cat is feeding on larger or still-alive prey (which happens more often when they're interrupted or rushed), they may indeed start consuming soft areas—like the abdomen—before the prey is fully dead. This can result in horrifying suffering as the prey is alive while being eaten. This behavior is observed more with animals that are too large for the predator to subdue efficiently.
In short:
If a bull elephant decides to kill you, you likely won’t have much time to reflect on your choices.
With big cats, there’s a real chance of enduring a nightmarish experience, especially if they’re feeding under pressure or their kill technique is interrupted.
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Date: November 24th, 2024 3:32 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
If you’re asking purely hypothetically about which scenario is more likely to result in a quick and painless death, I’d recommend the bull elephant over the big cat, with caveats:
Bull Elephant:
Why it's "better": The immense power and size of an elephant mean that if it’s attacking with intent to kill, death will likely be swift. A trampling or a direct blow can crush bones and organs instantaneously, leaving little room for prolonged suffering. There’s minimal "messing around" with prey because elephants don’t see humans as food—they just eliminate perceived threats or annoyances.
Downside: Elephants may not always attack directly and could toss you around or injure you first, which could prolong suffering. However, their strength makes this less likely compared to predators.
Big Cat:
Why it's "worse": A big cat will almost certainly aim to incapacitate or kill quickly (e.g., a throat bite), but there’s no guarantee it will succeed immediately. If the cat is in a hurry or faces competition, it might start eating while you’re still alive, especially targeting the abdomen or other soft tissues. This is a deeply unpleasant way to go, and suffocation (if it happens at all) may not precede significant pain.
Upside: If the bite to the throat or base of the skull is perfectly executed, death could be almost instantaneous.
Verdict:
The bull elephant is the safer bet for a quick and painless death—assuming there’s no option to avoid the situation altogether. It’s like getting hit by a freight train: brutal, but over fast. The big cat scenario has far more variability and a higher likelihood of prolonged suffering.
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Date: November 24th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
Reticulated Python - must be a PEAK experienced being squeezed to death. gives you time to contemplate life and how things got to that point. probably not as painful as dying in a more bloody way
Pack of rats - would be amazing to experience the kind of torture that thousands of medieval peasants must have enjoyed
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Date: November 24th, 2024 5:22 PM Author: samoth
Not many wild animals to choose from around here.
I guess I choose death by cottontail rabbit.
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