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Tommy T Investments announces purchase of EQUITIES again

Just got back in, bought $300 of SOXL and $600 of Gook etf E...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
Your net worth is now probably half of what it would've been...
Smoky Wagecucks
  05/11/26
utility theory implies that tommy derives tremendous pleasur...
Bateful Office
  05/11/26
cope birdshit, we are goin to the moon on the indian space r...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
Everything you're doing fits the definition of a gambling ad...
Smoky Wagecucks
  05/11/26
not really, id have $0 net worth if that was the case
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
The spectacular Christmas-day explosion of India’s new...
Bateful Office
  05/12/26
this is an insane top signal.
Swollen address
  05/11/26
just bought $180 more SOXL on the dip
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
RIP US Economy 1776-2026 it was a damn fine run
Rusted wonderful hunting ground
  05/11/26
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Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
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copper deer antler
  05/11/26
Yeah there you go. Go long after the market went on a 30% te...
lascivious fluffy hell knife
  05/11/26
I love men
Exhilarant Athletic Conference Dysfunction
  05/11/26
yup, buy High.
rambunctious honey-headed dopamine
  05/11/26
Poor Tommy :(
bull headed indecent church circlehead
  05/11/26
ok, just did same
Bonkers Concupiscible Rigor
  05/11/26
HOW DO I INVEST IN TOMMY T INVESTMENTS, smugly bellowed the ...
Fear-inspiring mad cow disease
  05/11/26
no birdshits or dalits allowed
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
no u
Fear-inspiring mad cow disease
  05/11/26
just bought 1 SHARE of MU for $788
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
I've gained 19.5% on my portfolio YTD. Can you explain your ...
claret field
  05/11/26
my NW on jan 1 was 1,421,114 , now its like 1,280,000 u d...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
Wow you're down -10% in a year where the market went on a ma...
claret field
  05/11/26
actually benchod, market only up 8.06% YTD (SPY) but year i...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
woah, wtf, how are you so poor at your advanced age
copper deer antler
  05/11/26
Please stick to shorting big tech so we can all keep stackin...
pea-brained supple boiling water nowag
  05/11/26
noap too late, just bought INTC, CSCO, DRAM, whatever i want...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/11/26
INTC looooooooooooooooooooool ur gonna get crushed, its in g...
rambunctious honey-headed dopamine
  05/11/26
HELLO CAPTTTAINFALCON THIS IS YOUR FATHER HAVE YOU THOUGHT A...
Pale disgusting liquid oxygen nibblets
  05/12/26
Buy high sell low
Tan ladyboy mediation
  05/11/26
Only 30 months behind the curve LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Khaki Sick Indian Lodge
  05/11/26
lol tech stocks TANKING afterhours, my plan is working
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/12/26
I literally sold everything at the closing bell. I had a hun...
claret field
  05/12/26
praise allah, finally have i finally REVERSE PWN'd these fur...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/12/26
If the market goes up tomorrow I can still be happy that I m...
claret field
  05/12/26
Thanks for the heads up. I went all cash
obsidian very tactful tanning salon
  05/12/26
rofl.. SOXL -19% INTC -9% DRAM -11% EWY -9% I have ...
Marvelous cuck institution
  05/12/26
I sold at the perfect time because of you. Thank you saar. W...
claret field
  05/12/26
holy shit
Rusted wonderful hunting ground
  05/12/26
Woah CR friend. I should buy a boat
copper deer antler
  05/12/26


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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

Just got back in, bought $300 of SOXL and $600 of Gook etf EWY

Market will surely keep going up forever! Already up 3% in SOXL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879828)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Smoky Wagecucks

Your net worth is now probably half of what it would've been if you just bought and held SPY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879830)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Bateful Office

utility theory implies that tommy derives tremendous pleasure from the thrill of losing money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879835)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

cope birdshit, we are goin to the moon on the indian space rocket and then we'll built a space colony with sidewalks so we can shit on them

DEAL. WITH. IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879841)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Smoky Wagecucks

Everything you're doing fits the definition of a gambling addiction btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879858)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

not really, id have $0 net worth if that was the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879868)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Bateful Office

The spectacular Christmas-day explosion of India’s new Geo-Synchronous Launch Vehicle (GSLV) — a gleaming 167-ft. (51m) tower of rocket — spared the country the deaths that sometimes accompany space disasters, but the public humiliation was another matter. Crowds swarmed the Satish Sahwan Space Center in Andhra Pradesh in anticipation of the launch and millions more watched live on TV as the GSLV’s engines were lit at 4:04 PM. Forty-seven seconds later, engineers on the ground lost control of the vehicle. Sixteen seconds after that, they blew the haywire rocket up. A booster that was supposed to carry a critical telecommunications satellite into high-Earth orbit instead met its end just eight miles (13 km) over the Bay of Bengal.

More was lost in the GSLV disaster than a $39 million (1.75 billion rupee) rocket and its satellite payload. Also badly damaged was India’s long-pursued rep as a major player in the commercial rocket game. This is not the first GSLV that has failed to fly; the booster has a record of four disasters in seven tries over the past 10 years — the most recent just last April.

“The GSLV has had only a 50% success rate,” says Ajey Lele, space expert at the Institute of Defense and Security Analysis in New Delhi. “India has wanted to have the technology and the facility [to launch heavy payloads] on its own soil. Now that will not happen in the near future.” But with China, Japan, the U.S. and other countries all chasing the same global business with their own fleet of rockets, the near future may be all the time the Indian program has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881226)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Swollen address

this is an insane top signal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879834)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

just bought $180 more SOXL on the dip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879842)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Rusted wonderful hunting ground

RIP US Economy 1776-2026 it was a damn fine run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879836)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879844)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: copper deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49880418)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious fluffy hell knife

Yeah there you go. Go long after the market went on a 30% tear over the past month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879837)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Athletic Conference Dysfunction

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49880319)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: rambunctious honey-headed dopamine

yup, buy High.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879859)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: bull headed indecent church circlehead

Poor Tommy :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879874)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Bonkers Concupiscible Rigor

ok, just did same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879878)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad cow disease

HOW DO I INVEST IN TOMMY T INVESTMENTS, smugly bellowed the powergoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879888)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

no birdshits or dalits allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879905)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad cow disease

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879908)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

just bought 1 SHARE of MU for $788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879903)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: claret field

I've gained 19.5% on my portfolio YTD. Can you explain your losses in percentage terms please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879921)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

my NW on jan 1 was 1,421,114 , now its like 1,280,000

u do the math, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879924)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: claret field

Wow you're down -10% in a year where the market went on a massive bull run. Somewhat incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879947)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

actually benchod, market only up 8.06% YTD (SPY)

but year im retarded imagine if i was just half equities id have made a whole 56k and my NW wld be 1.5m.. actually not even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49880327)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: copper deer antler

woah, wtf, how are you so poor at your advanced age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881062)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: pea-brained supple boiling water nowag

Please stick to shorting big tech so we can all keep stacking GAINZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879920)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

noap too late, just bought INTC, CSCO, DRAM, whatever i want. i am taking this benchod market down birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879927)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: rambunctious honey-headed dopamine

INTC looooooooooooooooooooool ur gonna get crushed, its in gamestop territory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49879944)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Pale disgusting liquid oxygen nibblets

HELLO CAPTTTAINFALCON THIS IS YOUR FATHER HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING INTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881222)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Tan ladyboy mediation

Buy high sell low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49880382)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Khaki Sick Indian Lodge

Only 30 months behind the curve LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881052)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:25 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

lol tech stocks TANKING afterhours, my plan is working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881213)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: claret field

I literally sold everything at the closing bell. I had a hunch there was a dip coming. Thank you for helping me get out with so much money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881215)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

praise allah, finally have i finally REVERSE PWN'd these furking god damn kikes, i need my SPY puts to moon 400% to get back to 1.4m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881236)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: claret field

If the market goes up tomorrow I can still be happy that I made so much money. I won't have FOMO. But I need to rethink my plan for the rest of the year. May have to reduce risk and take smaller bites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881238)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: obsidian very tactful tanning salon

Thanks for the heads up. I went all cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881404)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Marvelous cuck institution

rofl..

SOXL -19%

INTC -9%

DRAM -11%

EWY -9%

I have reversed big willy PWN'd market, my SPY puts are printing, need another 5% pullback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881660)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: claret field

I sold at the perfect time because of you. Thank you saar. Went all cash for the next big push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881784)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Rusted wonderful hunting ground

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881797)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: copper deer antler

Woah CR friend.

I should buy a boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865840&forum_id=2#49881820)