We couldn't cop any chipotle so we were like OFN and just copped some Monster energy drinks, 5 hr energy, and redbull. Sleep is the cousin of death, nomsayin?

We drove through a park and saw numerous older azns doing tai chi next to trees.

We did some off roading and parked in the middle of the park. We slammed down our energy supplements and opened the windows and doors to the car (911 GT3 RS, u 'mirin?)

We wanted to turn this park into the STEREOSONIC music festival we went to in Australia. We started blasting SKRILLEX and had them speakerz going HAMMER.

Just as the elder nowags were in the middle of their tai chi, the scene turned from this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2njHW9ydWs&feature=related

into this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw#t=0m40s

The elder nowags weren't down with this, so they started casting magical spells creating smoke screens, hollograms of shit from starcraft and dragonball Z.

Paulie ran to a nearby swingset and unhinged one of the swings and started swinging DA IRIN CHAINZZ <><><> above his head.

The azns tried casting more spells, but DA IRIN CHAINZZ had them yelling "IMPOSSIBRU!!!!" and on their knees beating the ground. This was our chance to escape, blood pressure and NOWAG were at dangerously high levels, brehs

We decided it was time to leave, so we hopped back into our ride and went over to an apartment our latina friends share.

We clapped dem cheekz doggy style for a few hours, then copped DAT BARBACOA from chipotle with FrankyF.

u mad about this, azns?

Cliffs:

-We end up driving through park early in morning

-We get out of car and blast sick dubstep

-the elder nowags get ir8

-they start casting magic spells

-PaulieP finds some IRIN chainzz

-Nowags reminded of crippling NOWAG and submit

-We leave and clap latina cheekz doggy style and have chipotle for lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20429477)

better luck next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20429897)

my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20431054)

breh i aint even tryna fuck around with elder nowags casting magic spells and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#25523743)

u mad, asians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20429507)

-180

-u mad

-u jelly

-u mirin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20431065)

2. i made up the iron chains meme.

3. your schtick is stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20439465)

Only 12 year olds at hot topic enjoy skrillex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#20543870)

Author: MarioMaserati (il Duce )

Alright, so FrankyF and I got done at the gym feeling PUMPED as FUKKKK and HUNGRY as FUUUUARRRRKKKKKKK so we pulled up to chipotle.

FrankyF had some leftovers at his place, so he decided to wait in the car right outside chipotle. He rolls his windows down and starts blasting SICK DUB STEP. He had them speakerz goin HAMMER while the wasps eating on the patio outside were MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK but too scared to say anything. They all continued eating with their heads down.

So I go inside and tell the shawty that imma need to cop a chikken bowl. I tell her I want rice and pinto beans. She notices a lack of beans so she yells at the frustrated looking asian cook behind her to get dem beans ready right quikk. The shawty was 'mirin my aesthetics and offered me a free drink while I waited on the nowag to cook the beans. The shawty then yells at the nowag about needing more pork and chicken. The black brahs were yelling at the nowag to prepare dat chikken or get ready to prepare dat anus.

The nowag cook starts sayyin "OOHHHHhhhHHHHHh I'm waiting for it to cook, what can I do????????" and I say "is there a problem, asian? u mad about dat chicken and dem beans, asian?" He was MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKK about BUFF as FUKKKk ITALIAN ALPHAS, BUFF as FUKKKKKK high school football players, OBESE as FUKKKKKKK black brahs, and asian girls in line taunting the asian about da IRIN CHAINZZZZZZZZZZ of NOWAG.

Anyways, the manager comes out and says "I'm sorry for the wait sir, what can he DOOOOO with such small penis???" I understand, and the manager rings up my steak bowl wit drank FOR FREE.

I step outside and it's LOUD as FUAARRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK with FrankyF having dominance established on the patio from his car.

We leave after the high school football player alphas and black brahs give us props and the asian girls give us their numbers (which we throw away).

u mad, asians?

Cliffs:

-Franky and I go to Chipotle.

-Franky blasts dubstep outside getting WASPs mad.

-nowag cook can't keep up with orders.

-nowag gets MAD as FUKKK about Italians, high school football players, black brahs, and asian girls in line taunting him.

-manager gives me free food

-asians MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7099/chipotlemadasfuarrkkkkc.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1920230&forum_id=2#25287228)