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Excluding traffic stuff and drugs, what the last CRIME you committed?

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things tha...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
First degree murder
Impressive Point Boltzmann
  02/25/18
How long did you premeditate?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
bringing too much duty free back through customs without dec...
blue elastic band church building
  02/25/18
LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products ...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs
blue elastic band church building
  02/25/18
I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly r...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
It is NOT worth it
blue elastic band church building
  02/25/18
I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to ...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane ad...
blue elastic band church building
  02/25/18
I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has ...
talented sneaky criminal
  02/25/18
XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong. "You can...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath...
Obsidian parlor french chef
  02/25/18
For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trou...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state l...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
Cotdamn man get an uber next time.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
Well, you know, make better decisions.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
180
Sepia doctorate
  02/25/18
Gay sex.
Flatulent mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
  02/25/18
How tough are your state's sodomy laws?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA...
fuchsia death wish
  02/25/18
Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.
Chartreuse Main People
  02/25/18
Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
to wit, anally in another man
fuchsia death wish
  02/25/18
Bare? Damn, Daddy.
Shaky swollen hissy fit jew
  02/25/18
shoplifting
Titillating claret keepsake machete tanning salon
  02/25/18
Describe please. Why do you do it?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Took a few swigs of vodka while driving
splenetic corner
  02/25/18
Is that even a crime?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
In most states, yeah https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...
splenetic corner
  02/25/18
So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the v...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well ...
splenetic corner
  02/25/18
raped a guy
Vibrant Khaki Prole Kitchen
  02/25/18
Yikes.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Massive speeding.
Multi-colored mewling double fault
  02/25/18
Traffic stuff.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
STFU Agent Jenkins
offensive spectacular hospital national security agency
  02/25/18
If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worr...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)
offensive spectacular hospital national security agency
  02/25/18
Let's see some ID.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
transmitted on a police radio frequency
ebony underhanded gas station masturbator
  02/25/18
This is interesting, tell more about it.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
rape
doobsian saffron locus weed whacker
  02/25/18
Ok?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
what's your question
doobsian saffron locus weed whacker
  02/25/18
Why did you do it?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away...
doobsian saffron locus weed whacker
  02/25/18
Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a fu...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee wh...
Thriller Forum
  02/25/18
You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit ...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in t...
Thriller Forum
  02/25/18
i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 co...
Garnet swashbuckling dog poop
  02/25/18
What is the last thing you stole?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on pr...
Garnet swashbuckling dog poop
  02/25/18
When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
This thread is fucking funny.
slippery circlehead
  02/25/18
Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected sit...
trip associate
  02/25/18
shabu from blackhawk down somalia?
Garnet swashbuckling dog poop
  02/25/18
Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent o...
arrogant free-loading affirmative action halford
  02/25/18
...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
*written consent
Honey-headed hilarious water buffalo
  02/25/18
guacamole trick
Crusty vigorous cumskin orchestra pit
  02/25/18
only thought crimes. i like to stay on the right side of th...
Clear nudist community account
  02/25/18
You can probably think of something. Most places it's illega...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Billing fraud.
Diverse theatre
  02/25/18
Jew overlords made you do it though.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Hate speech thoughts
Smoky heady karate organic girlfriend
  02/25/18
I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of spee...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
"secretly" LOLOL good job Sherlock
Bright sick factory reset button
  02/25/18
Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will ope...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night ...
Ruby high-end address boiling water
  02/25/18
Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario get...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “pro...
Maroon 180 Public Bath
  02/25/18
I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “
Sepia doctorate
  02/25/18
jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit
razzle locale indirect expression
  02/25/18
...
dun bateful principal's office
  02/25/18
there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerkin...
razzle locale indirect expression
  02/25/18
poasted about another country's elections
burgundy judgmental box office roast beef
  02/25/18
...
hot electric plaza regret
  02/25/18
...
Bright sick factory reset button
  02/25/18
o fuck (said the rapist and the first degree murderer it...
Thriller Forum
  02/25/18
...
Comical drab base faggotry
  02/25/18
Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.
Blathering Mentally Impaired Psychic Home
  02/25/18
Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area
Crimson mediation
  02/25/18
Shoplifting when age 11
Sepia doctorate
  02/25/18
Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the s...
Maroon 180 Public Bath
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
DUI shoplifting candy from a gas station
Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically I do it because I ...
Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth
  02/25/18
My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it u...
Sepia doctorate
  02/25/18
How dare you.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your per...
sapphire sexy hunting ground
  02/25/18
(Dwight Schrute)
Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth
  02/25/18
basically
sapphire sexy hunting ground
  02/25/18
(Fascists)
Sepia doctorate
  02/25/18
If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come ...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Failed to claim some side income on my tax return
Cracking disturbing dragon electric furnace
  02/25/18
What is the plan if the IRS calls?
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I woul...
Cracking disturbing dragon electric furnace
  02/25/18
What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just si...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.
Honey-headed hilarious water buffalo
  02/25/18
What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in th...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous c...
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  02/25/18
Answer for real.
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  02/25/18
Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my ...
appetizing legend famous landscape painting
  02/25/18
What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type...
Seedy Rebellious Temple
  10/10/18
shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and ...
Cyan excitant stage skinny woman
  10/10/18
obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car ...
cocky really tough guy
  10/10/18
...
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  10/10/18
Bestiality
deranged pisswyrm alpha
  10/10/18


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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things that people routinely do all the time like drive buzzed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481687)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Impressive Point Boltzmann

First degree murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

How long did you premeditate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481701)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: blue elastic band church building

bringing too much duty free back through customs without declaring it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481694)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products stashed in my bag. I know I said no drug stuff, but I would accept something like that. Just not ordinary drug transactions by casual users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481709)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: blue elastic band church building

LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481717)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly reckless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481734)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: blue elastic band church building

It is NOT worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481752)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to happen, the AUSA picks up the case and makes an example out of me?

I would lawyer up, pay a fine, maybe have to do some community service. Not even sure it would merit bar discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481769)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: blue elastic band church building

I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane adds a whole category of other charges beyond mere possession

shitlawyers please confirm or otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481778)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a federal law against everything. What I'm saying is I doubt a prosecutor would end up really hammering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481800)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:15 AM
Author: talented sneaky criminal

technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has already publicly announced that they don't care about weed and will simply refer the matter to local police if they find it during an inspection. if you're flying out of a place where weed is legal, those cops won't give a fuck and will likely just toss your weed in the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35482220)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong.

"You can't afford a $500K house on just $350K HHI!"

"Don't fly with weed, you're looking at federal prison!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483589)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Obsidian parlor french chef

forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath of God. I'm more afraid of the bar than the local ADA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483609)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trouble for shit like that. Self-report and tell them you're going to seek some treatment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483620)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481712)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state lines, you're just subject to different laws in each state for how to transport it. Like I think most state require that it be unloaded but others might require trigger locks and such.

I'll accept DUI if you were really fucked up, like you barely remember driving. Most anyone who routinely drinks ends up driving a little bit over the line quite often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481724)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481789)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Cotdamn man get an uber next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481808)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481816)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Well, you know, make better decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481820)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Sepia doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486978)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling fortuitous meteor

Gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481713)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

How tough are your state's sodomy laws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481729)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: fuchsia death wish

Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481714)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481715)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481732)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: fuchsia death wish

to wit, anally in another man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481750)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Shaky swollen hissy fit jew

Bare? Damn, Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484095)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Titillating claret keepsake machete tanning salon

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481749)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Describe please. Why do you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481772)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: splenetic corner

Took a few swigs of vodka while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481784)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Is that even a crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481811)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: splenetic corner

In most states, yeah

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/USA-open-container-law-path2006-2.svg

I was already probably over the limit before I drank it, but I was losing my buzz and I had like 20 miles to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481832)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the vodka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481839)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: splenetic corner

Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well as simply having a open container

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_open-container_laws

It's just that it's FAR easier for a cop to write a ticket for an open container vs. them actually witnessing you drinking in your car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481849)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Khaki Prole Kitchen

raped a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481798)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Yikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481817)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored mewling double fault

Massive speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481814)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Traffic stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481823)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481830)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: offensive spectacular hospital national security agency

STFU Agent Jenkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481821)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481825)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: offensive spectacular hospital national security agency

(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481828)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Let's see some ID.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481835)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: ebony underhanded gas station masturbator

transmitted on a police radio frequency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481831)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

This is interesting, tell more about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481842)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: doobsian saffron locus weed whacker

rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483592)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483598)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: doobsian saffron locus weed whacker

what's your question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483600)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Why did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483623)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: doobsian saffron locus weed whacker

couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away for almost 5 seconds. I even felt a sexual attraction to her. I thought about talking to her. Even though I didnt take it that far, Im not proud of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483756)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a full blown violent stranger rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483944)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Thriller Forum

I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee while we are there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483670)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit if someone is around to potentially call you out for not taking care of it. TMF is probably all like "there is shit everywhere, it's the city, nobody cares and everyone does it. Not like we're at the dog park." Then you go along with whatever he says.

Then you guys are nodding your heads and clucking like village peasants when you walk down the sidewalk and there is dogshit in the middle of the path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483690)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Thriller Forum

Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in the middle of a freaking forest hike and I am the one who will say "excuse me but its LITERALLY in the middle of a forest. And who's gonna carry shit for two miles until the hike is over?"

I do willfully ignore "curb your dog" signs and refuse to keep my dog off the grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486362)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Garnet swashbuckling dog poop

i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 counts of attempted statutory rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483700)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

What is the last thing you stole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483705)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Garnet swashbuckling dog poop

easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on principle.

sometimes i'll take my whole cart of groceries from aisles to my car. such brazen moves have never been called out before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483737)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because they were so ridiculously expensive. I can't recall being so angry over this since then so maybe GC hadn't fully cucked me at that age. They were like $12 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483952)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: slippery circlehead

This thread is fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483721)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: trip associate

Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected site in TTT. Friend and I went into an area closed off to tourists. Prbly bc they were still documenting things and making it safe. Snagged some relief that had broken off from a larger piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483738)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Garnet swashbuckling dog poop

shabu from blackhawk down somalia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483746)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: arrogant free-loading affirmative action halford

Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent of the NFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483888)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483953)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious water buffalo

*written consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487671)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Crusty vigorous cumskin orchestra pit

guacamole trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483892)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Clear nudist community account

only thought crimes.

i like to stay on the right side of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483898)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

You can probably think of something. Most places it's illegal to carry prescription drugs around outside of their labeled scrip bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483966)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Diverse theatre

Billing fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483905)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Jew overlords made you do it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483960)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Smoky heady karate organic girlfriend

Hate speech thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484102)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of speech protection. The impulse to control 'evil' overwhelms their judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484236)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bright sick factory reset button

"secretly"

LOLOL good job Sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486354)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will openly admit to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487157)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Ruby high-end address boiling water

Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night eve. It was a coordinated attack over 30 square miles to take down every piece of literature on all property - public or private. Apparently the scope of this attack raised it from misdemeanor to “aggravated” and thus felony.

Carrying firearms I’m not supposed to have in places I’m not supposed to carry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484175)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario gets you to felony status. You engaged in CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY although I suppose many states probably have some kind of completely useless misdemeanor statute available for this.

Flaunting concealed carry laws is really, really stupid. For instance, you get pulled over for a routine DUI. Not a disaster. Lawyer up, waive arraignment, enroll in 'treatment,' probably have to one of those breath test things installed in your car for a few months. Maybe a licensing penalty for a few months. No problem.

But add a gun into the mix? Like you just have to have your faggy little loaded glock on the seat next to you while you're driving around lit. Cop sees you fooling around with some stuff on the passenger seat while he's investigating your DUI, so in a lawful search incident to arrest, he finds the gun underneath your stained Lehigh sweatshirt. Now you're potentially a felon, you're losing the gun, and the prosecutor isn't so willing to deal your DUI down to reckless driving if you go to AA for three months. Let's be honest - when the carjacking comes, you're going to freeze or fumble. Then De'Vante and Cornelius get your gun and your car. What did you gain by carrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484225)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Maroon 180 Public Bath

Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “prohibit guns” and I don’t give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486994)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Sepia doctorate

I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487054)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: razzle locale indirect expression

jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486241)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: dun bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486255)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: razzle locale indirect expression

there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerking off to the same - http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900651&mc=207&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486317)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: burgundy judgmental box office roast beef

poasted about another country's elections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486262)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: hot electric plaza regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486332)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bright sick factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486361)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Thriller Forum

o fuck

(said the rapist and the first degree murderer itt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486371)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Comical drab base faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486967)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Blathering Mentally Impaired Psychic Home

Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486387)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Crimson mediation

Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486445)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Sepia doctorate

Shoplifting when age 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486934)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Maroon 180 Public Bath

Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the store. Drove high/drunk about 1/8th mile to the liquor store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486964)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487189)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth

DUI

shoplifting candy from a gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486982)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487194)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth

small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically

I do it because I can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487249)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Sepia doctorate

My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487008)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487198)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: sapphire sexy hunting ground

pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your person while inside of a public elementary school in MA so probably that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487021)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiotic Ratface Ticket Booth

(Dwight Schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487023)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: sapphire sexy hunting ground

basically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487045)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Sepia doctorate

(Fascists)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487083)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come out close to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487208)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Cracking disturbing dragon electric furnace

Failed to claim some side income on my tax return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487105)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

What is the plan if the IRS calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487213)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Cracking disturbing dragon electric furnace

It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I would probably just deny. If they came at me with evidence of it probably “oops sorry how much do I owe you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487657)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just sign this plea deal, no jail time, just a conviction."

At that point do you round up $20K for a retainer and get some white collar defense bro prepping your trial? Or do you bend over and take your conviction, then spend the rest of your days wondering if the charge would have survived a jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed hilarious water buffalo

I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in the last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487858)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: appetizing legend famous landscape painting

I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous crimes against humanity. I've committed treason against the United States. I've conspired in numerous acts of sedition, money laundering, tax evasion, murder, theft, extortion and I've pulled the tags off numerous mattress. And worst of all I use Oxford commas. And I confess all my crimes against Big Brother freely and willingly and ask only that I be shot as quickly as the Party deems fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487876)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

Answer for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35488256)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: appetizing legend famous landscape painting

Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my property. I laced bread and rice with rat poison and some other crap I had around the house. It killed the birds, some cats on the street and one of the dogs on the street. No apologies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487911)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Seedy Rebellious Temple

What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type of worthless, unfunny shitflame? Who the fuck are you posting this for? Do you suppose you have a supportive audience or anyone here appreciates this fucking shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995826)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Cyan excitant stage skinny woman

shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and the lines were just too long. So I walked in and just took the one thing I needed and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995850)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: cocky really tough guy

obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car with out a driver's license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995870)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Twinkling mexican house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995899)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: deranged pisswyrm alpha

Bestiality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995945)