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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Odious obsidian gas station bbw So just don't go to a restaurant.
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Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: cerebral painfully honest faggot firefighter Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Gay tantric church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: wonderful umber trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Sapphire Razzmatazz Lodge easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Sapphire Razzmatazz Lodge Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: magical jet tank Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: sick office You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: canary big-titted school coldplay fan lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: sick office Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond point 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Smoky comical giraffe address or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: canary big-titted school coldplay fan Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond point A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Smoky comical giraffe address Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond point Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: 180 sandwich If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: boyish space striped hyena Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: blathering vivacious garrison Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: brilliant arrogant theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Outnumbered Grizzly Masturbator Nursing Home now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Flatulent Glittery Puppy Black Woman No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Silver Elite Stag Film Roommate wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: 180 sandwich cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Silver Elite Stag Film Roommate wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: 180 sandwich Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Silver Elite Stag Film Roommate couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: violent sooty rigpig just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Smoky comical giraffe address XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Flatulent Glittery Puppy Black Woman “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Smoky comical giraffe address are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: violent sooty rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Flatulent Glittery Puppy Black Woman I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: vibrant boistinker No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198) |