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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
startled sneaky criminal
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Nubile comical hospital mood
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Good call.
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Anal Nofapping Party Of The First Part Hell
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Mind-boggling digit ratio
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Heady tank location
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
henna locus
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
stirring really tough guy
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
godawful exciting base
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Chartreuse doobsian foreskin
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
cheese-eating kitchen turdskin
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
adventurous sweet tailpipe station
  04/21/07
...
Electric electric furnace tattoo
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Vigorous Giraffe Meetinghouse
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Nubile comical hospital mood
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
fuchsia unholy church building
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Trip khaki volcanic crater casino
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Nubile comical hospital mood
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Ivory massive cuck
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Ivory massive cuck
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Gay vibrant selfie
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Nubile comical hospital mood
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
fluffy elite dilemma roast beef
  07/05/06
A+
autistic contagious parlor laser beams
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Nubile comical hospital mood
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Gay vibrant selfie
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
motley site mother
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
henna locus
  07/05/06
"We was."
Racy Adulterous Stag Film
  07/06/06
you is.
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Olive Dingle Berry Parlour
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
marvelous sickened black woman heaven
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
alcoholic state
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Thriller buff personal credit line den
  08/27/06
Discredited.
thirsty place of business
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
embarrassed to the bone poppy office
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
embarrassed to the bone poppy office
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
mischievous wrinkle boltzmann
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
Talented public bath
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Vigorous Giraffe Meetinghouse
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Startling Azure Goal In Life Internal Respiration
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
and used tampons
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
aphrodisiac hall incel
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Appetizing shrine gaping
  01/30/07
...
Dashing prole trust fund
  07/05/06
Definitely
henna locus
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
bronze potus telephone
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Nubile comical hospital mood
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
henna locus
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
nighttime cumskin garrison
  08/27/06
titcream
odious pungent theatre pistol
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Laughsome Idea He Suggested
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
motley site mother
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Correct.
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
motley site mother
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Purple Self-absorbed Roommate Institution
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Vivacious nibblets son of senegal
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Purple Self-absorbed Roommate Institution
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
this didn't work
geriatric bossy dysfunction brunch
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Yellow theater stage
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
kids
Vivacious nibblets son of senegal
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
pet dog period
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Exactly.
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
...
Dashing prole trust fund
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
...
Dashing prole trust fund
  07/05/06
see below
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Yellow theater stage
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
titillating home
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
internet-worthy patrolman pit
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
metal cuckold
  07/06/06
thank you.
navy abode
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
green hairy legs
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Olive Dingle Berry Parlour
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  07/07/06
doubt it
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
seedy love of her life
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
irradiated avocado trailer park bbw
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
aphrodisiac hall incel
  07/05/06
League bowling
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
bowling
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
fighting razzmatazz gas station round eye
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
stirring really tough guy
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
talking emerald stage
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
titcr
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
diverse area
  07/05/06
omg yes
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Heady tank location
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
titillating home
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
lascivious sapphire regret
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Racy Adulterous Stag Film
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Cerebral resort
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
diverse area
  07/05/06
...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Coiffed crackhouse
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
fluffy elite dilemma roast beef
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
spectacular rigpig
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
fluffy elite dilemma roast beef
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
citrine fragrant factory reset button
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
alcoholic state
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
fluffy elite dilemma roast beef
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
fluffy elite dilemma roast beef
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Razzle jet temple milk
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Racy Adulterous Stag Film
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Razzle jet temple milk
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Racy Adulterous Stag Film
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Razzle jet temple milk
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Aromatic Erotic Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/06
hybrids
Tripping stimulating tanning salon
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
seedy love of her life
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
disgusting ticket booth coffee pot
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
histrionic step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Aromatic Erotic Organic Girlfriend
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
histrionic step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
aphrodisiac hall incel
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Cordovan awkward jewess immigrant
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Olive Dingle Berry Parlour
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Olive Dingle Berry Parlour
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
fiercely-loyal address
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Sexy glassy filthpig church
  01/30/07
did they watch?
concupiscible field idiot
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Lemon faggotry
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Beady-eyed pea-brained french chef
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
seedy love of her life
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
seedy love of her life
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
seedy love of her life
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
seedy love of her life
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
LOL
Swashbuckling library
  03/06/07
Me too.
Laughsome Idea He Suggested
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
autistic contagious parlor laser beams
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
diverse area
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
Morals.
autistic contagious parlor laser beams
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
swollen provocative sound barrier
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
titcr
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
swollen provocative sound barrier
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Crimson lodge skinny woman
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Soggy Ocher Reading Party
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Racy Adulterous Stag Film
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/06
Kankles
Coiffed crackhouse
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Coiffed crackhouse
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Charismatic Confused Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Sticky narrow-minded set coldplay fan
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
excitant flesh market boistinker
  07/09/06
titcr
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Olive Dingle Berry Parlour
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
wonderful
High-end property psychic
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Up-to-no-good Pisswyrm Native
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
henna locus
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
passionate well-lubricated forum
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
marvelous sickened black woman heaven
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
violet dopamine business firm
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Lime cracking cruise ship
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
big painfully honest menage therapy
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Razzle jet temple milk
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Bateful New Version
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
deranged school
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Lime cracking cruise ship
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
wonderful box office
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
razzle-dazzle impressive space
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
harsh slimy genital piercing
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
nighttime cumskin garrison
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Pearl Stage Persian
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
umber chapel
  08/27/06
american cars
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
floppy university
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Charismatic Confused Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/06
lol
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
floppy university
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Supple piazza
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
fantasy-prone galvanic locale
  11/20/06
glamour shots
fantasy-prone galvanic locale
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
floppy university
  11/20/06
The HIV
shimmering boiling water
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Heady tank location
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
flirting curious nursing home lettuce
  01/30/07
Go to church
Twinkling stead associate
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Misunderstood Flatulent Doctorate
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
fuchsia unholy church building
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
hairraiser disturbing chad
  01/30/07
light fireworks
hairraiser disturbing chad
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
exhilarant whorehouse mediation
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  03/05/07
foreskin.
titillating home
  03/05/07
titcp
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
primrose boyish bawdyhouse
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
hilarious lay
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Glittery drunken point striped hyena
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/06/07
...
Dashing prole trust fund
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Peach Center
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
umber chapel
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
titillating home
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
titillating home
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
concupiscible field idiot
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
range
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
concupiscible field idiot
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Bespoke national
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
concupiscible field idiot
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
adventurous sweet tailpipe station
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
titillating home
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
frisky plaza
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
titillating home
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
titillating home
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
touche :)
titillating home
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
Yes.
titillating home
  04/21/07
tool
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Supple piazza
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
tan ratface hissy fit
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
titillating home
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
legal warrant
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
titillating home
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
legal warrant
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Heady tank location
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
Talented public bath
  09/28/07
Zune
misanthropic senate macaca
  09/28/07
...
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles
  12/09/07
...
obsidian antidepressant drug famous landscape painting
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Electric electric furnace tattoo
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
violent corner
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
sienna rehab degenerate
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
obsidian antidepressant drug famous landscape painting
  01/12/08
...
Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Depressive Background Story
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
walnut spot brethren
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
Bat shit crazy faggot firefighter
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Flickering cobalt principal's office
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
bonkers
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: startled sneaky criminal

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Anal Nofapping Party Of The First Part Hell

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling digit ratio

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Heady tank location

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: henna locus

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: godawful exciting base

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse doobsian foreskin

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating kitchen turdskin

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe station

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Electric electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe Meetinghouse

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: fuchsia unholy church building

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Trip khaki volcanic crater casino

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Ivory massive cuck

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Ivory massive cuck

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Gay vibrant selfie

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: fluffy elite dilemma roast beef

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: autistic contagious parlor laser beams

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Gay vibrant selfie

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: motley site mother

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: henna locus

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Racy Adulterous Stag Film

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Olive Dingle Berry Parlour

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous sickened black woman heaven

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: alcoholic state

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller buff personal credit line den

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: thirsty place of business

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy office

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone poppy office

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: mischievous wrinkle boltzmann

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Talented public bath

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe Meetinghouse

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Startling Azure Goal In Life Internal Respiration

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall incel

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Appetizing shrine gaping

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Dashing prole trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: henna locus
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: bronze potus telephone

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Nubile comical hospital mood

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: henna locus

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: nighttime cumskin garrison

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: odious pungent theatre pistol

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Idea He Suggested

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: motley site mother

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: motley site mother

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Purple Self-absorbed Roommate Institution

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Vivacious nibblets son of senegal

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Purple Self-absorbed Roommate Institution

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: geriatric bossy dysfunction brunch

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Yellow theater stage

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Vivacious nibblets son of senegal

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Dashing prole trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Dashing prole trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Yellow theater stage

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: titillating home

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy patrolman pit

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: metal cuckold

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: navy abode

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: green hairy legs

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Olive Dingle Berry Parlour

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: seedy love of her life

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: irradiated avocado trailer park bbw

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall incel

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz gas station round eye

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: talking emerald stage

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: diverse area

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Heady tank location

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: titillating home

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: lascivious sapphire regret

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Racy Adulterous Stag Film

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Cerebral resort

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: diverse area

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Coiffed crackhouse

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: fluffy elite dilemma roast beef

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: spectacular rigpig

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: fluffy elite dilemma roast beef

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: 180 unhinged fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: citrine fragrant factory reset button

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: alcoholic state

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: fluffy elite dilemma roast beef

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: fluffy elite dilemma roast beef

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Razzle jet temple milk

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Racy Adulterous Stag Film

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Razzle jet temple milk

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Racy Adulterous Stag Film

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle jet temple milk

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Erotic Organic Girlfriend

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Tripping stimulating tanning salon

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: seedy love of her life

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: disgusting ticket booth coffee pot

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house old irish cottage

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Aromatic Erotic Organic Girlfriend

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house old irish cottage

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hall incel

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Cordovan awkward jewess immigrant

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Olive Dingle Berry Parlour

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Olive Dingle Berry Parlour

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Sexy glassy filthpig church

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: concupiscible field idiot

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Lemon faggotry

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed pea-brained french chef

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: seedy love of her life

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: seedy love of her life

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: seedy love of her life

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: seedy love of her life

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling library

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Idea He Suggested

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: autistic contagious parlor laser beams

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: rose demanding indian lodge mental disorder

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: diverse area

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: autistic contagious parlor laser beams

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Arousing Dark Orchestra Pit Pervert

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: swollen provocative sound barrier

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Know-it-all turquoise sanctuary

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: swollen provocative sound barrier

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Crimson lodge skinny woman

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Soggy Ocher Reading Party

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Racy Adulterous Stag Film

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: overrated insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Coiffed crackhouse

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Coiffed crackhouse

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aquamarine house halford

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Confused Mad-dog Skullcap

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Sticky narrow-minded set coldplay fan

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: excitant flesh market boistinker

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Olive Dingle Berry Parlour

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: High-end property psychic

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Pisswyrm Native

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: henna locus

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: passionate well-lubricated forum

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: marvelous sickened black woman heaven

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: violet dopamine business firm

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: big painfully honest menage therapy

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Razzle jet temple milk

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Bateful New Version

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: deranged school

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Lime cracking cruise ship

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: wonderful box office

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle impressive space

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: harsh slimy genital piercing

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: nighttime cumskin garrison

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Pearl Stage Persian

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: umber chapel

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: floppy university

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Confused Mad-dog Skullcap

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: floppy university

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Supple piazza

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: fantasy-prone galvanic locale

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: fantasy-prone galvanic locale

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: floppy university

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: shimmering boiling water

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Heady tank location

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: flirting curious nursing home lettuce

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Twinkling stead associate

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood Flatulent Doctorate

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: fuchsia unholy church building

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: hairraiser disturbing chad

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser disturbing chad

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse mediation

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: titillating home

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: primrose boyish bawdyhouse

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: hilarious lay

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Glittery drunken point striped hyena

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing prole trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Peach Center

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: umber chapel

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: titillating home

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: titillating home

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Dull Pozpig Friendly Grandma

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: concupiscible field idiot

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author:  range

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible field idiot

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Bespoke national

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: concupiscible field idiot

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe station

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: titillating home

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: frisky plaza

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Supple piazza

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: titillating home

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Supple piazza

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: titillating home

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Supple piazza

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: titillating home

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Supple piazza

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: titillating home

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Supple piazza

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Supple piazza

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored liquid oxygen candlestick maker

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Supple piazza

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: tan ratface hissy fit

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: titillating home

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author:  legal warrant

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: titillating home

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author:  legal warrant

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Heady tank location

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Talented public bath

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: misanthropic senate macaca

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: obsidian antidepressant drug famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Electric electric furnace tattoo

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: violent corner

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: sienna rehab degenerate

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: obsidian antidepressant drug famous landscape painting

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: Black hot school cafeteria fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author:  Depressive Background Story

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author:  walnut spot brethren

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy faggot firefighter

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Flickering cobalt principal's office

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: bonkers

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)