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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Razzle-dazzle Yapping Trump Supporter Church Building
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
french corner
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Good call.
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Chest-beating unhinged preventive strike
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
hot abode newt
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Embarrassed to the bone tank
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Comical pearl faggotry set
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
learning disabled scarlet new version
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Wild adventurous business firm
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
naked translucent pit
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Hyperventilating marvelous striped hyena travel guidebook
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
diverse institution
  04/21/07
...
cyan address
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
slap-happy beady-eyed codepig
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
french corner
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
infuriating fragrant indirect expression
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Exciting violent french chef
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Aromatic Twisted Rehab
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
french corner
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
gaped stimulating tanning salon
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
gaped stimulating tanning salon
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
White whorehouse
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
french corner
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder
  07/05/06
A+
Chrome Erotic Market
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
french corner
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
White whorehouse
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
salmon persian
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Comical pearl faggotry set
  07/05/06
"We was."
Histrionic lodge alpha
  07/06/06
you is.
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
submissive patrolman
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Spectacular state
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
coral house feces
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
smoky theatre
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Canary area
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
Massive disrespectful church
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
Massive disrespectful church
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Lavender startled senate shitlib
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
useless step-uncle's house pozpig
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
slap-happy beady-eyed codepig
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
glittery plum meetinghouse
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
disgusting macaca
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Well-lubricated abusive main people
  01/30/07
...
Thriller therapy range
  07/05/06
Definitely
Comical pearl faggotry set
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
stirring boltzmann
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
french corner
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Comical pearl faggotry set
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
unholy 180 puppy crackhouse
  08/27/06
titcream
know-it-all piazza
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
titillating electric furnace milk
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
salmon persian
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Correct.
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
salmon persian
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Ruddy Racy Hall Boiling Water
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
hideous apoplectic center wrinkle
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Ruddy Racy Hall Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
this didn't work
ruby station idea he suggested
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Supple volcanic crater
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
kids
hideous apoplectic center wrinkle
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
pet dog period
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Exactly.
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
...
Thriller therapy range
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
...
Thriller therapy range
  07/05/06
see below
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Supple volcanic crater
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
laughsome school cafeteria place of business
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
insanely creepy galvanic national
  07/06/06
thank you.
trip brilliant mexican
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Hairraiser Cruise Ship Kitty
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
submissive patrolman
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  07/07/06
doubt it
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
boyish turdskin
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
disgusting macaca
  07/05/06
League bowling
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
bowling
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
cobalt property dopamine
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
learning disabled scarlet new version
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
pontificating sinister telephone resort
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
titcr
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
aphrodisiac green forum cumskin
  07/05/06
omg yes
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Embarrassed to the bone tank
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
passionate dilemma
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Histrionic lodge alpha
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
bronze hell azn
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
aphrodisiac green forum cumskin
  07/05/06
...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
I LOLed
blathering theater double fault
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
frum grizzly generalized bond
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
opaque disturbing faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
coral house feces
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
frisky site
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Histrionic lodge alpha
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
frisky site
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Histrionic lodge alpha
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
frisky site
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
poppy partner sex offender
  07/06/06
hybrids
Irradiated puce office boistinker
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Exhilarant ceo
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
magenta talented nursing home hominid
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
poppy partner sex offender
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
magenta talented nursing home hominid
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
infuriating fragrant indirect expression
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
disgusting macaca
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
wine rough-skinned dingle berry
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
3 liter?
submissive patrolman
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
submissive patrolman
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Seedy Stage Legend
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Dead Home Halford
  01/30/07
did they watch?
vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
provocative filthpig famous landscape painting
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
bateful chapel
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
LOL
Sickened immigrant
  03/06/07
Me too.
titillating electric furnace milk
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Chrome Erotic Market
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
infuriating fragrant indirect expression
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
aphrodisiac green forum cumskin
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
Morals.
Chrome Erotic Market
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
lascivious cuck brunch
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
stubborn aquamarine orchestra pit
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
titcr
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
swashbuckling public bath
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
stubborn aquamarine orchestra pit
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Red degenerate multi-billionaire
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Black Godawful Hospital
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Histrionic lodge alpha
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Orchid Cuckold Menage
  07/09/06
Kankles
blathering theater double fault
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
blathering theater double fault
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Motley Indecent Yarmulke
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Up-to-no-good karate ratface
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
big pink location antidepressant drug
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Cruel-hearted legal warrant indian lodge
  07/09/06
titcr
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
submissive patrolman
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
wonderful
vivacious blue old irish cottage box office
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Glassy field private investor
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Comical pearl faggotry set
  07/09/06
a missing limb
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
flatulent love of her life
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Spectacular state
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Dashing Elastic Band
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  07/11/06
sell plasma
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
Sepia kitchen sound barrier
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
frisky site
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
costumed plaza ladyboy
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Crawly Point
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
mischievous turquoise base genital piercing
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
duck-like awkward bawdyhouse
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Mewling associate sweet tailpipe
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
self-centered lay reading party
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
saffron heady gas station
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
unholy 180 puppy crackhouse
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
multi-colored university gunner
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
shaky fantasy-prone space
  08/27/06
american cars
costumed plaza ladyboy
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
costumed plaza ladyboy
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
costumed plaza ladyboy
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
carmine temple depressive
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Up-to-no-good karate ratface
  11/19/06
lol
costumed plaza ladyboy
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
carmine temple depressive
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Flesh bull headed brethren
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
Zombie-like regret scourge upon the earth
  11/20/06
glamour shots
Zombie-like regret scourge upon the earth
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
carmine temple depressive
  11/20/06
The HIV
honey-headed voyeur jew
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
costumed plaza ladyboy
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
costumed plaza ladyboy
  01/30/07
a revoked license
costumed plaza ladyboy
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Embarrassed to the bone tank
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Tripping Library Dysfunction
  01/30/07
Go to church
Violent Goal In Life
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
outnumbered spot
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Exciting violent french chef
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
soul-stirring parlour
  01/30/07
light fireworks
soul-stirring parlour
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Cheese-eating sanctuary prole
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
costumed plaza ladyboy
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
costumed plaza ladyboy
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
costumed plaza ladyboy
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
costumed plaza ladyboy
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
costumed plaza ladyboy
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
costumed plaza ladyboy
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Cerebral bearded casino
  03/05/07
titcp
costumed plaza ladyboy
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
maniacal becky
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
zippy aggressive principal's office stock car
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Rusted Vigorous Masturbator Den
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/06/07
...
Thriller therapy range
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
fear-inspiring native
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
shaky fantasy-prone space
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
crystalline foreskin
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Low-t potus coldplay fan
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
effete jet-lagged wagecucks
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Bisexual hairy legs garrison
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
diverse institution
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
Ebony jap
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
touche :)
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
Yes.
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
tool
crystalline foreskin
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
wanna date?
crystalline foreskin
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
crystalline foreskin
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Flesh bull headed brethren
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
wonderful locale friendly grandma
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Ivory ticket booth
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Cerebral bearded casino
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Ivory ticket booth
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Embarrassed to the bone tank
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
useless step-uncle's house pozpig
  09/28/07
Zune
harsh background story toaster
  09/28/07
...
costumed plaza ladyboy
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park
  12/09/07
...
chocolate excitant mad-dog skullcap mother
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
cyan address
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Curious mustard philosopher-king stage
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
costumed plaza ladyboy
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
abnormal stag film
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
chocolate excitant mad-dog skullcap mother
  01/12/08
...
Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
slippery stead juggernaut
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Underhanded clown
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
maroon internal respiration crotch
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
costumed plaza ladyboy
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Claret Parlor Bbw
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Yapping Trump Supporter Church Building

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: french corner

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating unhinged preventive strike

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: hot abode newt

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone tank

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Comical pearl faggotry set

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: learning disabled scarlet new version

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Wild adventurous business firm

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: naked translucent pit

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating marvelous striped hyena travel guidebook

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: diverse institution

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: cyan address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed codepig

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: french corner

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: infuriating fragrant indirect expression

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Exciting violent french chef

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Twisted Rehab

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: french corner

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: gaped stimulating tanning salon

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: gaped stimulating tanning salon

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: White whorehouse

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: french corner

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Chrome Erotic Market

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: french corner

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: White whorehouse

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: salmon persian

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Comical pearl faggotry set

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Histrionic lodge alpha

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Spectacular state

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: coral house feces

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: smoky theatre

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Canary area

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Massive disrespectful church

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Massive disrespectful church

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Lavender startled senate shitlib

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: useless step-uncle's house pozpig

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed codepig

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: glittery plum meetinghouse

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: disgusting macaca

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated abusive main people

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller therapy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Comical pearl faggotry set
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: stirring boltzmann

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: french corner

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Comical pearl faggotry set

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: unholy 180 puppy crackhouse

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: know-it-all piazza

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: titillating electric furnace milk

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: salmon persian

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: salmon persian

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Ruddy Racy Hall Boiling Water

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: hideous apoplectic center wrinkle

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Ruddy Racy Hall Boiling Water

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: ruby station idea he suggested

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Supple volcanic crater

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: hideous apoplectic center wrinkle

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Thriller therapy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller therapy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Supple volcanic crater

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome school cafeteria place of business

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy galvanic national

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: trip brilliant mexican

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Cruise Ship Kitty

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: boyish turdskin

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: disgusting macaca

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: cobalt property dopamine

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: learning disabled scarlet new version

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: pontificating sinister telephone resort

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac green forum cumskin

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone tank

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: passionate dilemma

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Histrionic lodge alpha

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: bronze hell azn

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac green forum cumskin

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: blathering theater double fault

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Avocado Fat Ankles School

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: frum grizzly generalized bond

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: opaque disturbing faggot firefighter

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: coral house feces

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Locus Mental Disorder

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: frisky site

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Histrionic lodge alpha

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: frisky site

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Histrionic lodge alpha

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: frisky site

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: poppy partner sex offender

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Irradiated puce office boistinker

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant ceo

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: magenta talented nursing home hominid

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: poppy partner sex offender

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: magenta talented nursing home hominid

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: infuriating fragrant indirect expression

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: disgusting macaca

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: wine rough-skinned dingle berry

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Seedy Stage Legend

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Dead Home Halford

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: provocative filthpig famous landscape painting

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: bateful chapel

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker personal credit line

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Sickened immigrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: titillating electric furnace milk

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Chrome Erotic Market

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: infuriating fragrant indirect expression

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac green forum cumskin

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Chrome Erotic Market

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: lascivious cuck brunch

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: stubborn aquamarine orchestra pit

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: stubborn aquamarine orchestra pit

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Red degenerate multi-billionaire

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Black Godawful Hospital

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Histrionic lodge alpha

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Orchid Cuckold Menage

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: blathering theater double fault

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: blathering theater double fault

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Motley Indecent Yarmulke

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good karate ratface

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: big pink location antidepressant drug

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant indian lodge

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: vivacious blue old irish cottage box office

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Glassy field private investor

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Comical pearl faggotry set

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: flatulent love of her life

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Spectacular state

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Dashing Elastic Band

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Sepia kitchen sound barrier

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: frisky site

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Crawly Point

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: mischievous turquoise base genital piercing

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: duck-like awkward bawdyhouse

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Mewling associate sweet tailpipe

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: self-centered lay reading party

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: saffron heady gas station

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: unholy 180 puppy crackhouse

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: multi-colored university gunner

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: shaky fantasy-prone space

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: carmine temple depressive

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good karate ratface

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: carmine temple depressive

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like regret scourge upon the earth

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Zombie-like regret scourge upon the earth

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: carmine temple depressive

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: honey-headed voyeur jew

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone tank

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Tripping Library Dysfunction

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Violent Goal In Life

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: outnumbered spot

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Exciting violent french chef

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sanctuary prole

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: maniacal becky

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: zippy aggressive principal's office stock car

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Masturbator Den

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Thriller therapy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring native

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: shaky fantasy-prone space

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Low-t potus coldplay fan

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: effete jet-lagged wagecucks

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Bisexual hairy legs garrison

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: vibrant shimmering sneaky criminal

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: diverse institution

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Ebony jap

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Flesh bull headed brethren

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful locale friendly grandma

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Ivory ticket booth

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral bearded casino

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Ivory ticket booth

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone tank

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: useless step-uncle's house pozpig

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: harsh background story toaster

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: chocolate excitant mad-dog skullcap mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: cyan address

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Curious mustard philosopher-king stage

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: abnormal stag film

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: chocolate excitant mad-dog skullcap mother

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaming Laptop Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: slippery stead juggernaut

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Underhanded clown

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: maroon internal respiration crotch

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: costumed plaza ladyboy

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Claret Parlor Bbw

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)