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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
cerebral weed whacker
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Exciting beta psychic point
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Good call.
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
marvelous ladyboy
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
lascivious misunderstood forum
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
bright talented church building
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Fighting trump supporter
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Appetizing painfully honest senate immigrant
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
slate lodge
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
provocative theatre
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Swashbuckling scourge upon the earth pervert
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Big antidepressant drug people who are hurt
  04/21/07
...
walnut milk
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Motley Box Office Gay Wizard
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Exciting beta psychic point
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
glittery rigor
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
cracking orchestra pit
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating partner death wish
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Exciting beta psychic point
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Soul-stirring address mother
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Soul-stirring address mother
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
laughsome puppy preventive strike
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Exciting beta psychic point
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
racy indian lodge stain
  07/05/06
A+
Ebony elite market
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Exciting beta psychic point
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
laughsome puppy preventive strike
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Fighting trump supporter
  07/05/06
"We was."
yapping arousing generalized bond ratface
  07/06/06
you is.
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Dun passionate degenerate corner
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Disgusting bawdyhouse
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
maniacal glassy personal credit line office
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
aromatic orchid haunted graveyard area
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
irate set organic girlfriend
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Peach slap-happy stage potus
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
snowy jet-lagged mexican philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
snowy jet-lagged mexican philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
twisted garrison fat ankles
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
wonderful stock car
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Motley Box Office Gay Wizard
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
bateful principal's office
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
and used tampons
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Vigorous house
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
pink bull headed crackhouse
  07/05/06
because he is poor
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Bipolar Razzle-dazzle Temple Liquid Oxygen
  01/30/07
...
geriatric property
  07/05/06
Definitely
Fighting trump supporter
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Pontificating rehab
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Exciting beta psychic point
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Fighting trump supporter
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Useless hospital fortuitous meteor
  08/27/06
titcream
Ungodly Disrespectful Menage
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
mind-boggling double fault resort
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Correct.
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
sexy stag film mental disorder
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
histrionic casino messiness
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
sexy stag film mental disorder
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
this didn't work
crystalline field
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
jet cruise ship
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
kids
histrionic casino messiness
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
pet dog period
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Exactly.
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
...
geriatric property
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
...
geriatric property
  07/05/06
see below
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
jet cruise ship
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
violet yarmulke
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Mustard Submissive Meetinghouse Half-breed
  07/06/06
thank you.
stubborn useless brakes
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
purple comical site
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Dun passionate degenerate corner
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  07/07/06
doubt it
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
hateful location
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
pink bull headed crackhouse
  07/05/06
League bowling
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
bowling
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Flatulent Hall
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Appetizing painfully honest senate immigrant
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
vivacious corn cake ticket booth
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
titcr
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut
  07/05/06
omg yes
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
bright talented church building
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
flesh stirring state chad
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Vigorous house
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Vigorous house
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Vigorous house
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
yapping arousing generalized bond ratface
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Azure Frozen Shrine
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut
  07/05/06
...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
I LOLed
underhanded volcanic crater
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
racy indian lodge stain
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
maroon electric lay
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
racy indian lodge stain
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
erotic angry son of senegal
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
aromatic orchid haunted graveyard area
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
racy indian lodge stain
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
racy indian lodge stain
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Amethyst circlehead
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
yapping arousing generalized bond ratface
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Amethyst circlehead
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
yapping arousing generalized bond ratface
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Amethyst circlehead
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Indigo den
  07/06/06
hybrids
Contagious sanctuary
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
excitant heaven
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
Heady Iridescent Parlor
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Indigo den
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
Heady Iridescent Parlor
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
glittery rigor
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
pink bull headed crackhouse
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Cyan Thriller Laser Beams
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Dun passionate degenerate corner
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Dun passionate degenerate corner
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Very Tactful Indecent Dragon Business Firm
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Sable Tanning Salon
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
dashing cerise elastic band bbw
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Spectacular nursing home
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
LOL
boyish unhinged parlour
  03/06/07
Me too.
mind-boggling double fault resort
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Ebony elite market
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
glittery rigor
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
Morals.
Ebony elite market
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Irradiated plaza
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
buff overrated national security agency step-uncle's house
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
titcr
Vigorous house
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
bisexual fragrant ceo
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
buff overrated national security agency step-uncle's house
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Floppy school
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Crusty pearl nowag old irish cottage
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
yapping arousing generalized bond ratface
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Metal Autistic Roast Beef
  07/09/06
Kankles
underhanded volcanic crater
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Vigorous house
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
underhanded volcanic crater
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Vigorous house
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Arrogant Center Toilet Seat
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Stimulating base
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Green Charismatic Stage
  07/09/06
titcr
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Dun passionate degenerate corner
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
wonderful
Henna gas station toaster
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
razzmatazz bespoke chapel incel
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Fighting trump supporter
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Vibrant navy brunch
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Disgusting bawdyhouse
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Low-t range
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
razzle fuchsia brethren
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
onyx station
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Amethyst circlehead
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Mauve national hissy fit
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Offensive gaping
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Up-to-no-good becky
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
razzle fuchsia brethren
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Claret abode
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
Carmine Adventurous University Feces
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
Violent church
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Useless hospital fortuitous meteor
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Fear-inspiring gold police squad
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Odious ocher hairy legs
  08/27/06
american cars
Mauve national hissy fit
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Mauve national hissy fit
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Mauve national hissy fit
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
french home sandwich
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Arrogant Center Toilet Seat
  11/19/06
lol
Mauve national hissy fit
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
french home sandwich
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Diverse canary stead
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
mint self-centered space mad cow disease
  11/20/06
glamour shots
mint self-centered space mad cow disease
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
french home sandwich
  11/20/06
The HIV
Multi-colored Shaky Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Mauve national hissy fit
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Mauve national hissy fit
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Mauve national hissy fit
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
bright talented church building
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Gay idiotic locale community account
  01/30/07
Go to church
blue new version ape
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
saffron adulterous friendly grandma
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
cracking orchestra pit
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
Trip Mahogany Filthpig Theater
  01/30/07
light fireworks
Trip Mahogany Filthpig Theater
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Avocado dog poop native
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Mauve national hissy fit
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Mauve national hissy fit
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Mauve national hissy fit
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Mauve national hissy fit
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Mauve national hissy fit
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Mauve national hissy fit
  03/05/07
foreskin.
violent supple theater stage
  03/05/07
titcp
Mauve national hissy fit
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
Puce Duck-like Kitty Cat
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
Alcoholic exhilarant pocket flask whorehouse
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Blathering candlestick maker school cafeteria
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/06/07
...
geriatric property
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Brindle 180 telephone
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Odious ocher hairy legs
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
wrong chain
hairraiser vermilion crotch
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Sable Tanning Salon
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Ruddy Spot
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Sable Tanning Salon
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
milky curious kitchen
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Sable Tanning Salon
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Big antidepressant drug people who are hurt
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Mauve national hissy fit
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
ultramarine cuckold factory reset button
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
touche :)
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
Yes.
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
tool
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Diverse canary stead
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
cordovan mediation travel guidebook
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
out-of-control hell private investor
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
violent supple theater stage
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
out-of-control hell private investor
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
bright talented church building
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
wonderful stock car
  09/28/07
Zune
citrine hominid affirmative action
  09/28/07
...
Mauve national hissy fit
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
maniacal glassy personal credit line office
  12/09/07
...
brass pistol piazza
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
walnut milk
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
wild bearded sex offender dilemma
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Mauve national hissy fit
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
salmon deer antler
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
brass pistol piazza
  01/12/08
...
maniacal glassy personal credit line office
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Aggressive Pisswyrm Pit
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Aquamarine Haunting Indirect Expression Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
black woman
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Mauve national hissy fit
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
gaped headpube
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral weed whacker

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: marvelous ladyboy

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious misunderstood forum

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: bright talented church building

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Fighting trump supporter

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Appetizing painfully honest senate immigrant

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: slate lodge

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: provocative theatre

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling scourge upon the earth pervert

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Big antidepressant drug people who are hurt

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: walnut milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Gay Wizard

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: glittery rigor

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating partner death wish

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring address mother

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring address mother

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: laughsome puppy preventive strike

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: racy indian lodge stain

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Ebony elite market

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: laughsome puppy preventive strike

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Fighting trump supporter

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: yapping arousing generalized bond ratface

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Dun passionate degenerate corner

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: maniacal glassy personal credit line office

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: aromatic orchid haunted graveyard area

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: irate set organic girlfriend

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Peach slap-happy stage potus

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: snowy jet-lagged mexican philosopher-king

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: snowy jet-lagged mexican philosopher-king

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: twisted garrison fat ankles

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: wonderful stock car

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Gay Wizard

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: bateful principal's office

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous house

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: pink bull headed crackhouse

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Bipolar Razzle-dazzle Temple Liquid Oxygen

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: geriatric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Fighting trump supporter
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Pontificating rehab

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Exciting beta psychic point

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Fighting trump supporter

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Useless hospital fortuitous meteor

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: Ungodly Disrespectful Menage

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling double fault resort

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Domesticated Institution Gaming Laptop

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: sexy stag film mental disorder

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: histrionic casino messiness

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: sexy stag film mental disorder

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: crystalline field

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: jet cruise ship

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: histrionic casino messiness

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: geriatric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: geriatric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: jet cruise ship

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: violet yarmulke

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Mustard Submissive Meetinghouse Half-breed

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: stubborn useless brakes

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: purple comical site

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Dun passionate degenerate corner

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: hateful location

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: pink bull headed crackhouse

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Flatulent Hall

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Appetizing painfully honest senate immigrant

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious corn cake ticket booth

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: bright talented church building

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: flesh stirring state chad

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Vigorous house

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Vigorous house

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Vigorous house

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: yapping arousing generalized bond ratface

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Azure Frozen Shrine

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: underhanded volcanic crater

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: racy indian lodge stain

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: maroon electric lay

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: racy indian lodge stain

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: translucent titillating dopamine coffee pot

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: erotic angry son of senegal

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: aromatic orchid haunted graveyard area

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: racy indian lodge stain

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: racy indian lodge stain

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Amethyst circlehead

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: yapping arousing generalized bond ratface

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Amethyst circlehead

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: yapping arousing generalized bond ratface

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Amethyst circlehead

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Indigo den

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Contagious sanctuary

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: excitant heaven

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: Heady Iridescent Parlor

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Indigo den

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: Heady Iridescent Parlor

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: glittery rigor

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: pink bull headed crackhouse

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Cyan Thriller Laser Beams

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Dun passionate degenerate corner

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Dun passionate degenerate corner

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Orange Galvanic Jew Idea He Suggested

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Very Tactful Indecent Dragon Business Firm

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Sable Tanning Salon

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: dashing cerise elastic band bbw

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Spectacular nursing home

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed at-the-ready electric furnace

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: boyish unhinged parlour

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling double fault resort

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Ebony elite market

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: glittery rigor

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Sound Barrier Juggernaut

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Ebony elite market

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: buff overrated national security agency step-uncle's house

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Vigorous house

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: bisexual fragrant ceo

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: buff overrated national security agency step-uncle's house

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Floppy school

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Crusty pearl nowag old irish cottage

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: yapping arousing generalized bond ratface

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Metal Autistic Roast Beef

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: underhanded volcanic crater

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous house

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: underhanded volcanic crater

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Vigorous house

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Arrogant Center Toilet Seat

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Stimulating base

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Stage

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Dun passionate degenerate corner

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Henna gas station toaster

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz bespoke chapel incel

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Fighting trump supporter

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Vibrant navy brunch

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Low-t range

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: onyx station

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Amethyst circlehead

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Offensive gaping

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good becky

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: razzle fuchsia brethren

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Claret abode

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Carmine Adventurous University Feces

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: Violent church

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Useless hospital fortuitous meteor

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring gold police squad

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Odious ocher hairy legs

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: french home sandwich

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Arrogant Center Toilet Seat

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: french home sandwich

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: mint self-centered space mad cow disease

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: mint self-centered space mad cow disease

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: french home sandwich

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored Shaky Cuckoldry Digit Ratio

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: bright talented church building

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Gay idiotic locale community account

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: blue new version ape

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: saffron adulterous friendly grandma

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Trip Mahogany Filthpig Theater

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: Trip Mahogany Filthpig Theater

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Avocado dog poop native

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Puce Duck-like Kitty Cat

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant pocket flask whorehouse

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Blathering candlestick maker school cafeteria

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: geriatric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Brindle 180 telephone

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Odious ocher hairy legs

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion crotch

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Sable Tanning Salon

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Ruddy Spot

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Sable Tanning Salon

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: milky curious kitchen

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Sable Tanning Salon

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Big antidepressant drug people who are hurt

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author:  ultramarine cuckold factory reset button

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible hilarious wrinkle

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Diverse canary stead

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: cordovan mediation travel guidebook

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: out-of-control hell private investor

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: violent supple theater stage

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: out-of-control hell private investor

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: bright talented church building

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful stock car

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: citrine hominid affirmative action

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: maniacal glassy personal credit line office

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: brass pistol piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: walnut milk

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: wild bearded sex offender dilemma

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: salmon deer antler

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: brass pistol piazza

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: maniacal glassy personal credit line office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: Aggressive Pisswyrm Pit

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Haunting Indirect Expression Twinkling Uncleanness

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author:  black woman

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve national hissy fit

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author:  gaped headpube

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)