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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
bateful theater
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
provocative primrose senate
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Good call.
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
concupiscible feces
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Impressive thirsty tank
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
flushed stirring pistol
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
appetizing base
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Gold electric alpha roast beef
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Brilliant native
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Hairraiser office
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Buff corn cake brethren
  04/21/07
...
Mahogany gas station haunted graveyard
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Infuriating khaki party of the first part trailer park
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
provocative primrose senate
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Purple plaza foreskin
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
awkward offensive institution electric furnace
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Twinkling Goal In Life
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
provocative primrose senate
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
up-to-no-good transparent orchestra pit mediation
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
up-to-no-good transparent orchestra pit mediation
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Burgundy Dragon Hominid
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
provocative primrose senate
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
slap-happy carnelian garrison
  07/05/06
A+
wonderful nursing home
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
provocative primrose senate
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Burgundy Dragon Hominid
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
anal laughsome ticket booth
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
  07/05/06
"We was."
Yellow mexican skinny woman
  07/06/06
you is.
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Amethyst macaca
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Adventurous fortuitous meteor
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
flickering idiot digit ratio
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
glittery greedy coffee pot
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Exhilarant theater stage filthpig
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Razzle State Pozpig
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
Razzmatazz bistre dog poop step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
Razzmatazz bistre dog poop step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Spectacular trump supporter lay
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
Marvelous Private Investor Place Of Business
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Infuriating khaki party of the first part trailer park
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Excitant clear rehab
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Crusty Site
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Lilac faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
chocolate vigorous useless brakes
  01/30/07
...
Violent gaming laptop
  07/05/06
Definitely
mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Motley gaped queen of the night box office
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
provocative primrose senate
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Ebony Fragrant Whorehouse
  08/27/06
titcream
vivacious rose twinkling uncleanness kitty
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Splenetic Son Of Senegal Preventive Strike
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
anal laughsome ticket booth
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Correct.
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
anal laughsome ticket booth
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
charismatic pungent famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
mint library crotch
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
charismatic pungent famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Gay kitty cat sex offender
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
heady locale tattoo
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
kids
mint library crotch
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
pet dog period
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Exactly.
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
...
Violent gaming laptop
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
...
Violent gaming laptop
  07/05/06
see below
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
heady locale tattoo
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Cerise elastic band
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Slippery gay wizard lettuce
  07/06/06
thank you.
Flesh Vibrant Dilemma Headpube
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Bronze startling jap forum
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Amethyst macaca
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  07/07/06
doubt it
cracking idiotic resort
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Garnet swashbuckling church building immigrant
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Lilac faggot firefighter
  07/05/06
League bowling
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
bowling
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Obsidian curious menage toaster
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
appetizing base
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
indigo quadroon
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
titcr
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Sienna Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
omg yes
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
flushed stirring pistol
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
maroon giraffe public bath
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Crusty Site
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Crusty Site
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Aphrodisiac station
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Crusty Site
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Yellow mexican skinny woman
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Comical brindle mad-dog skullcap point
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Sienna Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
I LOLed
lascivious spruce hall stain
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
slap-happy carnelian garrison
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Honey-headed property
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
slap-happy carnelian garrison
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
thriller mood athletic conference
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
sadistic racy reading party
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
glittery greedy coffee pot
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
slap-happy carnelian garrison
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
slap-happy carnelian garrison
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
cracking idiotic resort
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
pale house
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Yellow mexican skinny woman
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
pale house
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Yellow mexican skinny woman
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
pale house
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Sapphire Soul-stirring National Weed Whacker
  07/06/06
hybrids
useless piazza
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Hot jew
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
cracking idiotic resort
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
Passionate stag film deer antler
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Sapphire Soul-stirring National Weed Whacker
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
Passionate stag film deer antler
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Purple plaza foreskin
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Lilac faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
startled big-titted dysfunction
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Amethyst macaca
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Amethyst macaca
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Frisky mildly autistic field
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Big friendly grandma black woman
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
twisted exciting genital piercing
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Stubborn prole
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
LOL
Lake razzle-dazzle circlehead
  03/06/07
Me too.
Splenetic Son Of Senegal Preventive Strike
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
wonderful nursing home
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Purple plaza foreskin
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Sienna Floppy Parlour
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
Morals.
wonderful nursing home
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
drab rigor windowlicker
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
nighttime gunner
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
titcr
Crusty Site
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
dun impertinent area
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
nighttime gunner
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Flirting avocado liquid oxygen
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
scarlet beady-eyed address
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Aphrodisiac station
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Yellow mexican skinny woman
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Aphrodisiac station
  07/09/06
Kankles
lascivious spruce hall stain
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Crusty Site
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
lascivious spruce hall stain
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Crusty Site
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Insane Claret Striped Hyena Really Tough Guy
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
supple costumed degenerate
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
shivering organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  07/09/06
titcr
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Amethyst macaca
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
wonderful
domesticated school cafeteria cuck
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Boyish Goyim Mother
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
  07/09/06
a missing limb
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Dead Set
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
cracking idiotic resort
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Adventurous fortuitous meteor
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
180 low-t university
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
cracking idiotic resort
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  07/11/06
sell plasma
cracking idiotic resort
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
cracking idiotic resort
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
arousing people who are hurt
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
pale house
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
cracking idiotic resort
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
duck-like citrine gaping
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
cracking idiotic resort
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
cerebral translucent hunting ground
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
cracking idiotic resort
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
cracking idiotic resort
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
cracking idiotic resort
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
insecure multi-colored school
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
Titillating generalized bond shitlib
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
trip center
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Ebony Fragrant Whorehouse
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
bipolar shrine
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
cracking idiotic resort
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Dashing sticky pit
  08/27/06
american cars
cracking idiotic resort
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
cracking idiotic resort
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
cracking idiotic resort
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
jade aromatic regret
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Insane Claret Striped Hyena Really Tough Guy
  11/19/06
lol
cracking idiotic resort
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
jade aromatic regret
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Geriatric wagecucks
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
umber histrionic newt
  11/20/06
glamour shots
umber histrionic newt
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
jade aromatic regret
  11/20/06
The HIV
At-the-ready Well-lubricated Tanning Salon New Version
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
cracking idiotic resort
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
cracking idiotic resort
  01/30/07
a revoked license
cracking idiotic resort
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
flushed stirring pistol
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Slate laser beams brunch
  01/30/07
Go to church
jet coldplay fan principal's office
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Diverse walnut idea he suggested theatre
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
awkward offensive institution electric furnace
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
mentally impaired sneaky criminal home
  01/30/07
light fireworks
mentally impaired sneaky criminal home
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
frozen corner masturbator
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
cracking idiotic resort
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
cracking idiotic resort
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
cracking idiotic resort
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
cracking idiotic resort
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
cracking idiotic resort
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
cracking idiotic resort
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Pontificating church
  03/05/07
titcp
cracking idiotic resort
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
talented den
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
cracking idiotic resort
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
odious location
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Wine hell chad
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
cracking idiotic resort
  04/06/07
...
Violent gaming laptop
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
godawful legend crackhouse
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Dashing sticky pit
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
frum old irish cottage
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Autistic stimulating blood rage
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Big friendly grandma black woman
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Arrogant deranged locus cuckold
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Big friendly grandma black woman
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Disgusting half-breed knife
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Big friendly grandma black woman
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Buff corn cake brethren
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
cracking idiotic resort
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
fantasy-prone market
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
touche :)
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
Yes.
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
tool
frum old irish cottage
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
wanna date?
frum old irish cottage
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
frum old irish cottage
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Geriatric wagecucks
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
internet-worthy candlestick maker kitchen
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
silver self-absorbed messiness
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Pontificating church
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
silver self-absorbed messiness
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
flushed stirring pistol
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
Marvelous Private Investor Place Of Business
  09/28/07
Zune
Pearly stock car
  09/28/07
...
cracking idiotic resort
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
flickering idiot digit ratio
  12/09/07
...
Navy Dingle Berry Mental Disorder
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Mahogany gas station haunted graveyard
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
brass telephone
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
cracking idiotic resort
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
White Patrolman
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
Navy Dingle Berry Mental Disorder
  01/12/08
...
flickering idiot digit ratio
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Irradiated confused bawdyhouse puppy
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
dull filthy stead
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
Sable Antidepressant Drug French Chef
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
cracking idiotic resort
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
bonkers lodge legal warrant
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: bateful theater

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: provocative primrose senate

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: concupiscible feces

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Impressive thirsty tank

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: flushed stirring pistol

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: appetizing base

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Gold electric alpha roast beef

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Brilliant native

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser office

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Buff corn cake brethren

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Mahogany gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Infuriating khaki party of the first part trailer park

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: provocative primrose senate

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Purple plaza foreskin

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: awkward offensive institution electric furnace

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Goal In Life

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: provocative primrose senate

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good transparent orchestra pit mediation

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good transparent orchestra pit mediation

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Burgundy Dragon Hominid

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: provocative primrose senate

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian garrison

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: wonderful nursing home

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: provocative primrose senate

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Dragon Hominid

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: anal laughsome ticket booth

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Yellow mexican skinny woman

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Amethyst macaca

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Adventurous fortuitous meteor

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: flickering idiot digit ratio

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: glittery greedy coffee pot

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant theater stage filthpig

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle State Pozpig

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre dog poop step-uncle's house

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre dog poop step-uncle's house

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Spectacular trump supporter lay

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Private Investor Place Of Business

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Infuriating khaki party of the first part trailer park

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Excitant clear rehab

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Crusty Site

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Lilac faggot firefighter

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: chocolate vigorous useless brakes

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Violent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Motley gaped queen of the night box office

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: provocative primrose senate

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Ebony Fragrant Whorehouse

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: vivacious rose twinkling uncleanness kitty

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Splenetic Son Of Senegal Preventive Strike

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: anal laughsome ticket booth

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: anal laughsome ticket booth

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: charismatic pungent famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: mint library crotch

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: charismatic pungent famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Gay kitty cat sex offender

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: heady locale tattoo

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: mint library crotch

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Violent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Violent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: heady locale tattoo

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Pontificating church

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Cerise elastic band

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Slippery gay wizard lettuce

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh Vibrant Dilemma Headpube

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Bronze startling jap forum

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Amethyst macaca

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Garnet swashbuckling church building immigrant

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Lilac faggot firefighter

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Obsidian curious menage toaster

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: appetizing base

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: indigo quadroon

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Parlour

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: flushed stirring pistol

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Pontificating church

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: maroon giraffe public bath

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Crusty Site

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Crusty Site

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Crusty Site

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Yellow mexican skinny woman

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Comical brindle mad-dog skullcap point

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Parlour

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: lascivious spruce hall stain

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian garrison

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian garrison

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: thriller mood athletic conference

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: sadistic racy reading party

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: glittery greedy coffee pot

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian garrison

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian garrison

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: pale house

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Yellow mexican skinny woman

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: pale house

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Yellow mexican skinny woman

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: pale house

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Sapphire Soul-stirring National Weed Whacker

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: useless piazza

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Hot jew

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: Passionate stag film deer antler

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Sapphire Soul-stirring National Weed Whacker

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate stag film deer antler

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Purple plaza foreskin

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Lilac faggot firefighter

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: startled big-titted dysfunction

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Amethyst macaca

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Amethyst macaca

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Pearl apoplectic toilet seat stage

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Frisky mildly autistic field

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Big friendly grandma black woman

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: twisted exciting genital piercing

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Stubborn prole

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: galvanic plum cruise ship cumskin

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Lake razzle-dazzle circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Son Of Senegal Preventive Strike

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: wonderful nursing home

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Purple plaza foreskin

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Parlour

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: wonderful nursing home

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: drab rigor windowlicker

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: nighttime gunner

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Crusty Site

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: dun impertinent area

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: nighttime gunner

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Flirting avocado liquid oxygen

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: scarlet beady-eyed address

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Yellow mexican skinny woman

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: lascivious spruce hall stain

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Crusty Site

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: lascivious spruce hall stain

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Crusty Site

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Insane Claret Striped Hyena Really Tough Guy

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: supple costumed degenerate

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: shivering organic girlfriend meetinghouse

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Amethyst macaca

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: domesticated school cafeteria cuck

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Boyish Goyim Mother

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling maize fanboi business firm

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Dead Set

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Adventurous fortuitous meteor

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: 180 low-t university

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: arousing people who are hurt

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: pale house

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: duck-like citrine gaping

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: cerebral translucent hunting ground

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious national security agency nowag

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: insecure multi-colored school

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Titillating generalized bond shitlib

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: trip center

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Ebony Fragrant Whorehouse

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: bipolar shrine

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Dashing sticky pit

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: jade aromatic regret

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Insane Claret Striped Hyena Really Tough Guy

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: jade aromatic regret

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: umber histrionic newt

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: umber histrionic newt

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: jade aromatic regret

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready Well-lubricated Tanning Salon New Version

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: flushed stirring pistol

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Slate laser beams brunch

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: jet coldplay fan principal's office

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Diverse walnut idea he suggested theatre

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: awkward offensive institution electric furnace

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired sneaky criminal home

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired sneaky criminal home

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: frozen corner masturbator

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Pontificating church

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: talented den

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: odious location

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Wine hell chad

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Violent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: godawful legend crackhouse

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing sticky pit

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Pontificating church

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Pontificating church

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Autistic stimulating blood rage

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Big friendly grandma black woman

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Arrogant deranged locus cuckold

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Big friendly grandma black woman

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Disgusting half-breed knife

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Big friendly grandma black woman

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Buff corn cake brethren

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Pontificating church

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: fantasy-prone market

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Pontificating church

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Pontificating church

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Pontificating church

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Pontificating church

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: frum old irish cottage

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Geriatric wagecucks

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy candlestick maker kitchen

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Pontificating church

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: silver self-absorbed messiness

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Pontificating church

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: silver self-absorbed messiness

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: flushed stirring pistol

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Private Investor Place Of Business

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Pearly stock car

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: flickering idiot digit ratio

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Navy Dingle Berry Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Mahogany gas station haunted graveyard

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: brass telephone

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: White Patrolman

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Navy Dingle Berry Mental Disorder

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: flickering idiot digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: Irradiated confused bawdyhouse puppy

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: dull filthy stead

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: Sable Antidepressant Drug French Chef

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: cracking idiotic resort

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author:  bonkers lodge legal warrant

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)