\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

ITT thread we list things poors do/have

support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Vibrant Genital Piercing Stag Film
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Passionate weed whacker
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Good call.
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
marvelous menage mother
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
fragrant buff school cafeteria persian
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Spruce self-absorbed rehab
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
know-it-all umber old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Fear-inspiring Pocket Flask Range
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
ruby unholy fortuitous meteor station
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
nighttime hairless psychic
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Hairraiser ticket booth
  04/21/07
...
Jade Judgmental Athletic Conference Locus
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Plum karate lay
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
razzle buck-toothed resort
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Passionate weed whacker
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Citrine idiot volcanic crater
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
abnormal fuchsia stage mood
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Shimmering autistic field jap
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Passionate weed whacker
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Puce Messiness
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Puce Messiness
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Rusted kitchen
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Passionate weed whacker
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
stubborn hissy fit
  07/05/06
A+
Carnelian plaza
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Passionate weed whacker
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Rusted kitchen
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
  07/05/06
"We was."
Adventurous sickened feces
  07/06/06
you is.
razzle buck-toothed resort
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
bespoke olive tank
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
avocado site gaming laptop
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
clear hideous degenerate
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Domesticated thriller pit water buffalo
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Light motley therapy
  08/27/06
Discredited.
stimulating ungodly nursing home
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
Translucent exhilarant box office
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
Translucent exhilarant box office
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Shivering base double fault
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
razzle-dazzle pervert dingle berry
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Plum karate lay
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
talented selfie
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
cyan sneaky criminal associate
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
and used tampons
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Geriatric gaping
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut
  07/05/06
because he is poor
razzle buck-toothed resort
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
infuriating black hairy legs orchestra pit
  01/30/07
...
Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm
  07/05/06
Definitely
hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
talented selfie
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
talented selfie
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Insecure windowlicker
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Passionate weed whacker
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Doobsian Brass National Security Agency Whorehouse
  08/27/06
titcream
Ebony Appetizing Goyim
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
talking trailer park wagecucks
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
silver den
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Correct.
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
...
silver den
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
talented selfie
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
silver den
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
talented selfie
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
lascivious location
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
balding sadistic brunch toaster
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
lascivious location
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
lascivious location
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
cracking seedy shrine elastic band
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
balding sadistic brunch toaster
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
silver den
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Shaky fighting stage patrolman
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
startling violent stain ape
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
kids
cracking seedy shrine elastic band
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
pet dog period
lascivious location
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
silver den
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Exactly.
silver den
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
...
Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
talented selfie
  07/05/06
...
Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm
  07/05/06
see below
talented selfie
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
lascivious location
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
lascivious location
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
startling violent stain ape
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse goal in life
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Sinister Lake Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/06
thank you.
Big crawly hospital
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Confused fat ankles wrinkle
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
bespoke olive tank
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
silver den
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
razzle buck-toothed resort
  07/07/06
doubt it
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
Slippery foreskin home
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Mentally impaired indigo kitty
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
lascivious location
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut
  07/05/06
League bowling
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
bowling
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
talented selfie
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Wonderful police squad house
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
know-it-all umber old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
lascivious location
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
talented selfie
  07/05/06
titcr
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Bearded tan address crotch
  07/05/06
omg yes
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Spruce self-absorbed rehab
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
silver den
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
ocher aromatic halford
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Geriatric gaping
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
silver den
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Geriatric gaping
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Geriatric gaping
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Adventurous sickened feces
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
purple turdskin
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
talented selfie
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Bearded tan address crotch
  07/05/06
...
silver den
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
lascivious location
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
silver den
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Charcoal Bearded Temple
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
stubborn hissy fit
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
talented selfie
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
stubborn hissy fit
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
silver den
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
lascivious location
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
lascivious location
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Domesticated thriller pit water buffalo
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
stubborn hissy fit
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
stubborn hissy fit
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Adventurous sickened feces
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Adventurous sickened feces
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Boyish Hateful Spot Alpha
  07/06/06
hybrids
comical cowardly private investor
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
Slippery foreskin home
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Brindle Pisswyrm Corn Cake
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
Godawful fantasy-prone national
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Boyish Hateful Spot Alpha
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
Godawful fantasy-prone national
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Citrine idiot volcanic crater
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
yapping set
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
3 liter?
bespoke olive tank
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
bespoke olive tank
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Glassy cruise ship codepig
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
ivory vivacious becky place of business
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Crimson Center
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Concupiscible orange hall friendly grandma
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Lavender toilet seat milk
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
Slippery foreskin home
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Electric state
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
Slippery foreskin home
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Electric state
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
Slippery foreskin home
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
Slippery foreskin home
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Electric state
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Electric state
  07/07/06
LOL
Offensive Scarlet Keepsake Machete Principal's Office
  03/06/07
Me too.
talking trailer park wagecucks
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Carnelian plaza
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Electric state
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Citrine idiot volcanic crater
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Electric state
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Bearded tan address crotch
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Electric state
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
Morals.
Carnelian plaza
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Electric state
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
bateful lilac gay wizard point
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
titcr
Geriatric gaping
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
vengeful arousing nibblets area
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
bateful lilac gay wizard point
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Cerebral chest-beating locale sex offender
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
dull angry bawdyhouse
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Adventurous sickened feces
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Dashing gunner french chef
  07/09/06
Kankles
Charcoal Bearded Temple
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Geriatric gaping
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Charcoal Bearded Temple
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Geriatric gaping
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
contagious pink theatre generalized bond
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
laughsome nofapping black woman
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
flesh out-of-control rigor
  07/09/06
titcr
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
bespoke olive tank
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
wonderful
charismatic coral twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Wild elite church building
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
swashbuckling telephone institution
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
avocado site gaming laptop
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Mustard property
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
cruel-hearted filthpig
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
180 green crackhouse
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Twisted Preventive Strike
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
french market deer antler
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
very tactful indian lodge cuckold
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
rebellious walnut striped hyena
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Doobsian Brass National Security Agency Whorehouse
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
primrose pistol
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Rambunctious roommate
  08/27/06
american cars
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
provocative slap-happy church
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
contagious pink theatre generalized bond
  11/19/06
lol
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
provocative slap-happy church
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Well-lubricated Lodge
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
Bonkers mexican
  11/20/06
glamour shots
Bonkers mexican
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
provocative slap-happy church
  11/20/06
The HIV
razzmatazz native
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Spruce self-absorbed rehab
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Soul-stirring heaven rigpig
  01/30/07
Go to church
Iridescent Sticky Library Electric Furnace
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Flatulent theater stage
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
abnormal fuchsia stage mood
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
copper mind-boggling blood rage
  01/30/07
light fireworks
copper mind-boggling blood rage
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Impertinent macaca garrison
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  03/05/07
foreskin.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  03/05/07
titcp
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
amber diverse theater mad cow disease
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
supple mauve community account people who are hurt
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
crystalline heady piazza
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/06/07
...
Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Irate space
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Rambunctious roommate
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
razzle buck-toothed resort
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
razzle buck-toothed resort
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
razzle buck-toothed resort
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
razzle buck-toothed resort
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
wrong chain
razzle buck-toothed resort
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Crimson Center
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
impressive hell
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Crimson Center
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
vigorous yellow trump supporter
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Crimson Center
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Hairraiser ticket booth
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
unhinged forum potus
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
touche :)
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
Yes.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
tool
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
wanna date?
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
gay galvanic round eye bbw
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Well-lubricated Lodge
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
multi-colored casino
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Racy salmon giraffe candlestick maker
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
excitant corner sweet tailpipe
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Racy salmon giraffe candlestick maker
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Spruce self-absorbed rehab
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
razzle-dazzle pervert dingle berry
  09/28/07
Zune
glittery abode
  09/28/07
...
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
clear hideous degenerate
  12/09/07
...
Trip grizzly sanctuary
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Jade Judgmental Athletic Conference Locus
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
bat-shit-crazy cumskin chapel
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Spectacular public bath faggotry
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
Trip grizzly sanctuary
  01/12/08
...
clear hideous degenerate
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
splenetic factory reset button boistinker
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
medicated tantric mediation doctorate
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
hilarious sapphire prole
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Chestnut Floppy Parlour
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Curious ratface multi-billionaire
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Genital Piercing Stag Film

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: marvelous menage mother

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: fragrant buff school cafeteria persian

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Spruce self-absorbed rehab

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all umber old irish cottage

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pocket Flask Range

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: ruby unholy fortuitous meteor station

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: nighttime hairless psychic

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Jade Judgmental Athletic Conference Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Plum karate lay

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Citrine idiot volcanic crater

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: abnormal fuchsia stage mood

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Shimmering autistic field jap

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Puce Messiness

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Puce Messiness

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Rusted kitchen

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: stubborn hissy fit

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Rusted kitchen

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Adventurous sickened feces

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: bespoke olive tank

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: avocado site gaming laptop

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: clear hideous degenerate

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Domesticated thriller pit water buffalo

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Light motley therapy

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: stimulating ungodly nursing home

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Translucent exhilarant box office

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Translucent exhilarant box office

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Shivering base double fault

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pervert dingle berry

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Plum karate lay

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: talented selfie

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: cyan sneaky criminal associate

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: talented selfie

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Geriatric gaping

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: infuriating black hairy legs orchestra pit

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: talented selfie

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: talented selfie

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Insecure windowlicker

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Passionate weed whacker

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: talented selfie

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Doobsian Brass National Security Agency Whorehouse

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: Ebony Appetizing Goyim

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: talented selfie

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: talking trailer park wagecucks

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: silver den

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: talented selfie

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: silver den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: talented selfie

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: talented selfie

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: silver den

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: talented selfie

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon immigrant

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: lascivious location

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: balding sadistic brunch toaster

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: lascivious location

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: lascivious location

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: cracking seedy shrine elastic band

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: balding sadistic brunch toaster

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: silver den

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Shaky fighting stage patrolman

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: startling violent stain ape

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: cracking seedy shrine elastic band

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: lascivious location

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: silver den

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: talented selfie

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: silver den

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: talented selfie

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: talented selfie

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: lascivious location

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: lascivious location

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: startling violent stain ape

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse goal in life

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Sinister Lake Organic Girlfriend

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Big crawly hospital

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Confused fat ankles wrinkle

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: bespoke olive tank

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: silver den

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired indigo kitty

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: lascivious location

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: talented selfie

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: talented selfie

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Wonderful police squad house

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: know-it-all umber old irish cottage

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: maniacal irradiated famous landscape painting

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: lascivious location

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: talented selfie

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Bearded tan address crotch

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Spruce self-absorbed rehab

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: silver den

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: ocher aromatic halford

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Geriatric gaping

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: silver den

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Geriatric gaping

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Geriatric gaping

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Adventurous sickened feces

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: purple turdskin

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: talented selfie

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: talented selfie

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Bearded tan address crotch

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: silver den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: lascivious location

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: silver den

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Temple

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: stubborn hissy fit

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: talented selfie

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: stubborn hissy fit

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: silver den

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: lascivious location

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious location

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Domesticated thriller pit water buffalo

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: stubborn hissy fit

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: stubborn hissy fit

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Adventurous sickened feces

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Adventurous sickened feces

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Boyish Hateful Spot Alpha

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: comical cowardly private investor

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Brindle Pisswyrm Corn Cake

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: Godawful fantasy-prone national

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Boyish Hateful Spot Alpha

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: Godawful fantasy-prone national

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Citrine idiot volcanic crater

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Disgusting misanthropic juggernaut

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: yapping set

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: bespoke olive tank

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: bespoke olive tank

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Glassy cruise ship codepig

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: ivory vivacious becky place of business

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Crimson Center

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible orange hall friendly grandma

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Lavender toilet seat milk

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Electric state

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Electric state

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Slippery foreskin home

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Electric state

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Electric state

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Offensive Scarlet Keepsake Machete Principal's Office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: talking trailer park wagecucks

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Electric state

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Citrine idiot volcanic crater

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Electric state

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Bearded tan address crotch

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Electric state

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Electric state

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: bateful lilac gay wizard point

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Geriatric gaping

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: vengeful arousing nibblets area

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: bateful lilac gay wizard point

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Cerebral chest-beating locale sex offender

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: dull angry bawdyhouse

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Adventurous sickened feces

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Dashing gunner french chef

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Temple

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Geriatric gaping

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Charcoal Bearded Temple

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Geriatric gaping

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: contagious pink theatre generalized bond

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: laughsome nofapping black woman

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: flesh out-of-control rigor

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: bespoke olive tank

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: charismatic coral twinkling uncleanness

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Wild elite church building

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating exciting stead internal respiration

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling telephone institution

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: avocado site gaming laptop

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Mustard property

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: cruel-hearted filthpig

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic canary parlor quadroon

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: 180 green crackhouse

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Twisted Preventive Strike

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house half-breed

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: french market deer antler

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: very tactful indian lodge cuckold

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: rebellious walnut striped hyena

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Doobsian Brass National Security Agency Whorehouse

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: primrose pistol

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious roommate

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: provocative slap-happy church

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: contagious pink theatre generalized bond

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: provocative slap-happy church

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Bonkers mexican

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Bonkers mexican

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: provocative slap-happy church

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz native

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Spruce self-absorbed rehab

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring heaven rigpig

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Iridescent Sticky Library Electric Furnace

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Flatulent theater stage

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: abnormal fuchsia stage mood

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling blood rage

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling blood rage

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Impertinent macaca garrison

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: amber diverse theater mad cow disease

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: supple mauve community account people who are hurt

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: crystalline heady piazza

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Tattoo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Irate space

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious roommate

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: razzle buck-toothed resort

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Crimson Center

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: impressive hell

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Crimson Center

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: vigorous yellow trump supporter

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Crimson Center

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: unhinged forum potus

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: gay galvanic round eye bbw

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Lodge

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: multi-colored casino

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Racy salmon giraffe candlestick maker

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: excitant corner sweet tailpipe

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Racy salmon giraffe candlestick maker

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Spruce self-absorbed rehab

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pervert dingle berry

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: glittery abode

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: clear hideous degenerate

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Trip grizzly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Jade Judgmental Athletic Conference Locus

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cumskin chapel

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Spectacular public bath faggotry

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Trip grizzly sanctuary

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: clear hideous degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: splenetic factory reset button boistinker

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: medicated tantric mediation doctorate

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: hilarious sapphire prole

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Floppy Parlour

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Curious ratface multi-billionaire

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)