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Concupiscible hospital
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Bronze area
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Cr
Walnut Exhilarant Crackhouse
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orchid kitchen
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henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs
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Heady umber garrison keepsake machete
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
pungent casino messiness
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
razzmatazz balding roast beef
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
pungent casino messiness
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razzmatazz balding roast beef
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
sapphire brethren
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
razzmatazz balding roast beef
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
sapphire brethren
  05/05/25
180
razzmatazz balding roast beef
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Nubile Lascivious Ape
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Fiercely-loyal Ivory Cruise Ship
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flesh passionate gaping
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Beady-eyed hall tank
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Beady-eyed hall tank
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
silver wonderful meetinghouse
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
mahogany locale
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Fiercely-loyal Ivory Cruise Ship
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
thirsty university
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
orchid kitchen
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask
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Concupiscible hospital
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask
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1800000
Concupiscible hospital
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apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
titillating charcoal filthpig
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
laughsome hideous laser beams place of business
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Geriatric library kitty
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
titillating charcoal filthpig
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Heady umber garrison keepsake machete
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
titillating charcoal filthpig
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Concupiscible hospital
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blow off some steam
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Odious brunch
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
At-the-ready Degenerate
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bronze area

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Walnut Exhilarant Crackhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: orchid kitchen



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Heady umber garrison keepsake machete



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: pungent casino messiness

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding roast beef

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: pungent casino messiness

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding roast beef



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: sapphire brethren

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding roast beef

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: sapphire brethren

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding roast beef

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Nubile Lascivious Ape

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Ivory Cruise Ship

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: flesh passionate gaping



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hall tank

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hall tank

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: silver wonderful meetinghouse

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: mahogany locale

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Ivory Cruise Ship

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: thirsty university

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: orchid kitchen

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: apoplectic lavender trailer park pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: titillating charcoal filthpig

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: laughsome hideous laser beams place of business

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Geriatric library kitty

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: henna bipolar indian lodge hairy legs

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: titillating charcoal filthpig

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Heady umber garrison keepsake machete

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: titillating charcoal filthpig

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: titillating charcoal filthpig

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Odious brunch

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Degenerate

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Opaque public bath

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)