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Has sp served gunner and buttcheeks with a lawsuit yet?

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excitant orange lodge
  01/22/26
I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings o...
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/22/26
I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough...
mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal
  01/22/26
The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of...
Tripping histrionic stage lettuce
  01/22/26
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splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/22/26
all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under ...
mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal
  01/22/26
Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjit...
Tripping histrionic stage lettuce
  01/22/26
Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect ...
mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal
  01/22/26
Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog m...
Tripping histrionic stage lettuce
  01/22/26
this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend o...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/22/26
Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?
Tripping histrionic stage lettuce
  01/22/26
sadly no, things were ruff for him after that
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/22/26
I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odo...
mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal
  01/22/26
im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/22/26
as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have n...
Trip Poppy Karate Round Eye
  01/22/26
what makes you believe this about me other than us having di...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/22/26
mostly that ur on here 24/7
Trip Poppy Karate Round Eye
  01/23/26
Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things cons...
Cerebral nofapping pit
  01/22/26
that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fu...
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/22/26
It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life...
Cerebral nofapping pit
  01/22/26
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splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/23/26
when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/22/26
clownsuit of pedocles hovering over me
Lascivious Base Jap
  01/27/26
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scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/27/26
if sp comes for the king he best not miss
ocher temple
  01/22/26
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Rusted kitty cat
  01/22/26
I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/27/26
it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead o...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  01/27/26
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splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  01/27/26
he's busy serving up a little playroom special first
mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal
  01/27/26
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excitant orange lodge
  03/24/26
I'm starting to think this might never happen
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  03/24/26
this is cope brother. when has spaceporn *EVER* threatened s...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  03/25/26
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splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  04/15/26
I got served this morning. He's coming for my house!
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  04/25/26
Buttcheeks was not in my line of sight. Gunner was. But no...
Soul-stirring yapping business firm
  04/25/26
Looks like you just made another round of empty threats then...
Indigo windowlicker
  04/25/26
no no no no, he *could* have made good on his threats but ju...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  04/25/26
he's such a great guy I think he's my best friend
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  04/25/26
Is that what you said to your employees when you draped your...
Soul-stirring yapping business firm
  04/25/26
actually yes it is so when are we finally going camping jus...
splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king
  04/25/26
Does the interlock device also scan for adderall? Or just a...
Soul-stirring yapping business firm
  04/25/26
alcohol abuse is a common in our profession. i'm not proud o...
scarlet alcoholic puppy
  04/25/26
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,,..,.,,,..,.,,:;,.:;
  09/20/26
he has not and will never. he's an overweight pussy hth
spaceporn0069
  09/20/26
it would be so much fun if he did
spaceporn1488
  09/20/26
He'll get around to it right after he serves TBF
lex
  09/20/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: excitant orange lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608103)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings of promise and excitement that today might be the day, but still nothing :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608114)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal

I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough supplies stocked up to last for years and I order delivery off Amazon. Good fucking luck to a process server!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Tripping histrionic stage lettuce

The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of the bigger amazon boxes and when you open the box, bam, the process server serves you and now you just got served with process. It happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608453)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608456)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal

all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under cover of darkness. i have an AI security camera that alerts me to any motion, so they'd have to remain in the box all day without moving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608461)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Tripping histrionic stage lettuce

Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjitsu and can remain silent and motionless for up to three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608467)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal

Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect human odors and he first sniffs all incoming large parcels and if I see him alert then I call him back in and handle the parcel appropriately, which I cannot really elaborate on in further detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608477)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Tripping histrionic stage lettuce

Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog mauls the process server that counts as you getting served because the dog is your agent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608487)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend of mine got put down because he bit a mailman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608494)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Tripping histrionic stage lettuce

Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608514)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

sadly no, things were ruff for him after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608524)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal

I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odors, he is not trained to attack. Those dogs are kept between the secondary fence and the actual house, but this dog patrols the perimeter of the property or goes on targeted missions to sniff identified items. The dog is not trained to accept service either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608579)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been constant stress and dread with the clownsuit of damocles hovering over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608395)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Trip Poppy Karate Round Eye

as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have nothing to lose, other than a few mins a day of xo poasting time, so I doubt this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608408)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

what makes you believe this about me other than us having divergent political views and you just hoping your political opponents are suffering irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608419)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Trip Poppy Karate Round Eye

mostly that ur on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49613168)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Cerebral nofapping pit

Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things considered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608420)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fund all SP's subsequent victories against me and others, thereby creating the litigation perpetual motion machine that will crush all before it and make SP rich -- as he explained it to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral nofapping pit

It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life insurance policy into an infinite money printing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608472)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49612915)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start up a gofundme. i am surely just the first domino and if sp wins that'll make victories against everyone else easier. hes just going go around from poaster to poaster getting judgments In Excess of One Million Dollars until there's no one left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608486)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Base Jap

clownsuit of pedocles

hovering over me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624037)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624047)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: ocher temple

if sp comes for the king he best not miss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Rusted kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608478)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624005)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead of being anxious about our inevitable doom, we should try our best to enjoy the remaining moments of pre-clownsuit life we have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624012)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624030)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: mahogany greedy theater stage sneaky criminal

he's busy serving up a little playroom special first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624014)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: excitant orange lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49766809)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

I'm starting to think this might never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49766817)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

this is cope brother. when has spaceporn *EVER* threatened something he didn't follow through on? we're fucked and he's just a cat playing with a trapped mouse for it's own sadistic pleasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49767672)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49819345)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

I got served this morning. He's coming for my house!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841670)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping business firm

Buttcheeks was not in my line of sight. Gunner was. But now that I've seen how badly he's hanging on, I'd rather just laugh at him to myself at least ftm.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841685)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Indigo windowlicker

Looks like you just made another round of empty threats then fled like a coward.

Do I have this right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841700)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

no no no no, he *could* have made good on his threats but just decided to be magnanimous because he's such a kind-hearted person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841712)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

he's such a great guy I think he's my best friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841718)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping business firm

Is that what you said to your employees when you draped your balls over their shoulders?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841755)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic kitchen philosopher-king

actually yes it is

so when are we finally going camping just you and I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841760)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping business firm

Does the interlock device also scan for adderall? Or just alcohol? Is the state-bar mandated restriction on alcohol consumption part of why you shifted hard into stimulants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841753)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: scarlet alcoholic puppy

alcohol abuse is a common in our profession. i'm not proud of it, but it's certainly not as shameful as brutally raping an adopted asian boy you purchased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841775)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ,,..,.,,,..,.,,:;,.:;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#50145382)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: spaceporn0069 ((zurich is stained))

he has not and will never. he's an overweight pussy hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#50145494)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

it would be so much fun if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#50145503)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: lex

He'll get around to it right after he serves TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#50145504)