Met a nice (but stupid) girl at a bar tonight. Went home alone.
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:34 AM Author: hideous institution
Me: Let me guess. You must be a Taurus.
Her: Oh my God, how did you know? Is it cause I'm stubborn?
Me: You're wearing a birthday hat.
Her: Oh my God.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680529) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 1:24 AM Author: Crystalline Zombie-like Pozpig Step-uncle's House
How to Spot a Taurus Woman*
- She has sweeping drag queen/chola eyebrows.
- She has a vacant, bovine stare.
- Her nipples are cross eyed.
- Her boobs are like heavy sacks of wheat.
- She rubs udder cream on her fun bags every night so she doesn’t chafe.
- She is what gay men think of as the epitome of feminine beauty.
Examples: Uma Thurman, Audrina Patridge, Bea Arthur, Kirsten Dunst, Kimmora Lee, Cher, Barbara Streisand, Tori Spelling.
*I don't endorse the homo/trans-phobia of this list, but astrology is really irrational and deserves to be mocked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680832) |
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