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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
amber mildly autistic field national security agency
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
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deranged nowag
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
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  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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180 lulz
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idiotic tank rehab
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
I like this idea.
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  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Rusted aromatic stage quadroon
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Rusted aromatic stage quadroon
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
exciting dopamine den
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Doobsian Plaza
  07/03/15
lol
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Appetizing puppy box office
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
passionate milk
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Erotic insane theatre
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
white flirting library
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Mahogany Dog Poop House
  07/03/15
180
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
transparent soggy dysfunction people who are hurt
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
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  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
clear area
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Rusted aromatic stage quadroon
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
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  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: amber mildly autistic field national security agency

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: deranged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: white flirting library

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Elite Sable Skinny Woman Hospital

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Cobalt water buffalo affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: idiotic tank rehab

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: autistic ebony hell striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded big coffee pot indian lodge

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: motley unhinged newt nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored milky associate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: idiotic tank rehab

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Mahogany Dog Poop House

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Lemon faggotry kitchen

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: flesh contagious ratface crackhouse

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Rusted aromatic stage quadroon

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic stage quadroon

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: exciting dopamine den

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Doobsian Plaza

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Appetizing puppy box office

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: passionate milk

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Erotic insane theatre

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: white flirting library

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Mahogany Dog Poop House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: transparent soggy dysfunction people who are hurt

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: bossy adventurous roast beef

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: clear area

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic stage quadroon

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: glittery slate senate

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Henna parlour

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: sooty shrine

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: spectacular forum fanboi

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Arrogant vermilion dilemma personal credit line

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Boyish Space Idea He Suggested

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Effete Peach Multi-billionaire Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Lascivious native bbw



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: House-broken alcoholic cruise ship background story

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Elite Sable Skinny Woman Hospital

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Elite Sable Skinny Woman Hospital

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: blathering party of the first part office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: mewling impertinent hairy legs orchestra pit

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: mewling impertinent hairy legs orchestra pit

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Greedy tattoo

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Azure national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly elastic band friendly grandma

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: cyan free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone zippy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#43581383)