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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
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pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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Living the dream
Arousing Maroon Locus Wagecucks
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What the hell is wrong with you
Tantric Telephone Set
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
wine big address genital piercing
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
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Irradiated free-loading pozpig
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Stimulating Grizzly Trailer Park Lettuce
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
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self-absorbed stirring spot
  05/10/24
I really miss her
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
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180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
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rare cr bitchboi
Coiffed orange casino
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
Burgundy Toaster
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Frum Degenerate
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
Deranged School
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
Plum ladyboy
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180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
Deranged School
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I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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self-absorbed stirring spot
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canary brethren
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pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
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pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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I have so many of these
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pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
Deranged School
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Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Tantric Telephone Set
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canary brethren
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
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You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
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It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
charismatic hall macaca
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
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Fragrant pisswyrm ratface
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
Azure nofapping famous landscape painting
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They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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👍👍👍
Azure nofapping famous landscape painting
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canary brethren
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Bateful jade whorehouse
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Bateful jade whorehouse
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Startling Geriatric Circlehead
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
lascivious stage roast beef
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Startling Geriatric Circlehead
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Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
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canary brethren
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
Soul-stirring Institution
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
  05/11/24
So don't.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
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Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
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You're a weirdo
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Beady-eyed ticket booth candlestick maker
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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I want to beat this fucker so bad.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
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Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
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No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
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Soul-stirring Institution
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Provocative crimson kitty nibblets
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brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Bateful jade whorehouse
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canary brethren
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
irate mint twinkling uncleanness theater
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Soul-stirring Institution
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
Tantric Telephone Set
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Beady-eyed ticket booth candlestick maker
  05/11/24
:|
Impertinent goyim water buffalo
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  05/11/24
Yes.
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
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180
canary brethren
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
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  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
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  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Vermilion electric associate
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
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canary brethren
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
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  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
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canary brethren
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Vermilion electric associate
  05/12/24
fag
180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
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fag
pink contagious faggot firefighter temple
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
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xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: irate mint twinkling uncleanness theater

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Arousing Maroon Locus Wagecucks

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Tantric Telephone Set

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: wine big address genital piercing

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Irradiated free-loading pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Grizzly Trailer Park Lettuce

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Grizzly Trailer Park Lettuce

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: red supple sneaky criminal

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Coiffed orange casino

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Burgundy Toaster

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Frum Degenerate

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Deranged School

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Plum ladyboy

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Deranged School

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed stirring spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Deranged School

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Deranged School

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Tantric Telephone Set

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: canary brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed stirring spot

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Coiffed orange casino

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: charismatic hall macaca

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Azure nofapping famous landscape painting

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Fragrant pisswyrm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Azure nofapping famous landscape painting

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Azure nofapping famous landscape painting

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Bateful jade whorehouse

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Bateful jade whorehouse

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Startling Geriatric Circlehead

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: lascivious stage roast beef

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Startling Geriatric Circlehead

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: multi-colored double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Institution

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: curious coral party of the first part

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Grizzly Trailer Park Lettuce

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: chrome parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Orchid floppy menage

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Provocative crimson kitty nibblets

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Bateful jade whorehouse

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: irate mint twinkling uncleanness theater

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Institution

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Tantric Telephone Set

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth candlestick maker

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Impertinent goyim water buffalo

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: canary brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: silver wonderful trump supporter

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Vermilion electric associate

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Vermilion electric associate

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Stage

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: canary brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Vermilion electric associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Nudist shrine cuckold

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: pink contagious faggot firefighter temple

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: 180 Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: shimmering corn cake sound barrier

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: multi-colored double fault

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)