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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift,...
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(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)
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Re: re: re: re: your recent thread Dear junior associate,...
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48314549)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354729)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354730)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48405275)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48464415)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48470535)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: COPS = SHIT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48504017)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48314762)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48314866)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48314941)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: heady chartreuse roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48314966)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48315674)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48316200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48335174)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48339393)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: unholy claret locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48339404)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate

SCARY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48339452)



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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48435204)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Cobalt ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48473583)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48341132)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354727)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354728)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354732)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48354733)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48388877)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48427359)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48439224)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48439381)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Cobalt ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48439385)



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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48457019)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48472918)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: hilarious mustard old irish cottage circlehead

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48472998)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48473029)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Cobalt ratface

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48473536)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: magical french chef degenerate

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48473586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48503962)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48503970)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48503971)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: dun insane business firm mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48473588)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48504019)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48506396)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48505318)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48506112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48515276)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48518555)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48518827)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2#48518990)