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what would you do if you had $0 and just got evicted?

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jade racy useless brakes
  04/18/25
just start a life of crime at that point society has comp...
Bespoke temple faggotry
  04/19/25
id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet
Frum boltzmann round eye
  04/19/25
ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone
jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0. if...
Frum boltzmann round eye
  04/19/25
assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0
jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the ...
Bespoke temple faggotry
  04/19/25
how would you get to CA
jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
spange for bus fare
Bespoke temple faggotry
  04/19/25
homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is ...
Frum boltzmann round eye
  04/19/25
it's because the people there are dicks
Bespoke temple faggotry
  04/19/25
Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It'...
Costumed Marketing Idea
  04/19/25
first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for wh...
angry very tactful ceo
  04/19/25
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cream spectacular dingle berry
  04/19/25
#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging ag...
angry very tactful ceo
  04/19/25
how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading ...
Frum boltzmann round eye
  04/19/25
you have $0
jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
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cream spectacular dingle berry
  04/19/25
i think the poor should and do have pride.
Frum boltzmann round eye
  04/19/25
These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's jus...
Costumed Marketing Idea
  04/19/25
I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next...
slate puppy
  04/19/25
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jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
stimulating deep crackhouse water buffalo
  04/19/25
Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet....
Multi-colored Death Wish House
  04/19/25
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well-lubricated business firm
  04/19/25
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stimulating deep crackhouse water buffalo
  04/19/25
this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have ...
offensive doctorate azn
  04/19/25
Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to le...
Harsh masturbator
  04/19/25
wow lucky
jade racy useless brakes
  04/19/25
It's not luck. It's being smart
Harsh masturbator
  04/19/25
Open Seeking arrangement account
Ivory coldplay fan locus
  04/19/25
get a job?
Low-t dog poop
  04/19/25
Are you employed, sir?
well-lubricated business firm
  04/19/25
Call children “niglets” (tsinah)
mahogany hideous set
  04/19/25
move to SE Asia and teach english
razzle chad
  04/19/25
Biglaw
cheese-eating national
  04/19/25
Work for Salvation Army
flesh splenetic orchestra pit
  04/19/25
Oh no endless free camping options and benies
Multi-colored Death Wish House
  04/19/25
go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get...
Comical chestnut property
  04/19/25
Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda the...
Purple immigrant
  04/19/25
parents, ofs
Swashbuckling nubile friendly grandma
  04/19/25
How has no one said rob CSLG yet?
Vivacious magenta pit
  04/19/25
MFCR
hairless public bath son of senegal
  04/19/25
uhhhhhhh Chef
Dull Menage
  04/19/25
blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronge...
Big stage codepig
  04/19/25
this all comes down to dependents
Abnormal Plaza
  04/19/25
Go to one of my other houses I guess.
Opaque Point Telephone
  04/19/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: jade racy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862046)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Bespoke temple faggotry

just start a life of crime

at that point society has completely abandoned you to the complete ignominy of shelterlessness and has decided to react to your existence like vermin

the welfare of their stupid pet dogs is more important to them than you going hungry and scared in the wilderness alone

and now it's time for you to make them all pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862056)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Frum boltzmann round eye

id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862067)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: jade racy useless brakes

ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862080)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Frum boltzmann round eye

depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0.

if it was just some financial disaster but i was still employable id live in my car and work my way out of it.

if i had no hope for gainful employment id see if i could hack it as a teddy k survivalist type. if that failed the only option would be becoming an outlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862088)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: jade racy useless brakes

assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862091)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Bespoke temple faggotry

set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the $25,000,000,000 for the homeless went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862093)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: jade racy useless brakes

how would you get to CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862094)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Bespoke temple faggotry

spange for bus fare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862095)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: Frum boltzmann round eye

homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is because you can't shoot up. there are plenty of resources for people down on their luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862105)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Bespoke temple faggotry

it's because the people there are dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862110)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Costumed Marketing Idea

Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It's low key hilarious that libs go full "No, they're just our friends & neighbors down on their luck" mode when the homeless themselves know how dangerous some of the population is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863286)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: angry very tactful ceo

first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for whatever scraps you can get. medicare, food stamps, state or locality-specific handouts, etc. and i mean as soon as those offices open for business, if not right now via websites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: cream spectacular dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862108)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: angry very tactful ceo

#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging aggressively or effectively enough. i don't mean from family members (which is kind of gauche at best), but from the system, from strangers via crowdfunding, even via reddit. if you can craft a little narrative about yourself, you are basically selling a story in exchange for alms. do that. don't NOT do it out of misplaced pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862113)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: Frum boltzmann round eye

how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading people for donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862129)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: jade racy useless brakes

you have $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862136)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: cream spectacular dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862137)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Frum boltzmann round eye

i think the poor should and do have pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862889)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Costumed Marketing Idea

These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's just that they're mostly used by retards. A chill xo bro who just wanted to game the system would be on disability for his """disability""" pretty quickly and rolling in neetbux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863054)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: slate puppy

I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next month, idk how people end up homeless, wtf are they hanging on to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862134)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: jade racy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862866)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating deep crackhouse water buffalo

Sleep with a man for a little bit of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862869)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Death Wish House

Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863083)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863490)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: stimulating deep crackhouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863645)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: offensive doctorate azn

this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have literally zero dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863608)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Harsh masturbator

Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to let me stay with them for a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862871)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: jade racy useless brakes

wow lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862876)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Harsh masturbator

It's not luck. It's being smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862886)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Ivory coldplay fan locus

Open Seeking arrangement account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862872)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Low-t dog poop

get a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862888)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated business firm

Are you employed, sir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863495)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: mahogany hideous set

Call children “niglets” (tsinah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48862892)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: razzle chad

move to SE Asia and teach english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863051)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating national

Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863055)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: flesh splenetic orchestra pit

Work for Salvation Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863086)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Death Wish House

Oh no endless free camping options and benies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863089)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Comical chestnut property

go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get a job at that point but id try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863096)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Purple immigrant

Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda then sell it to a dumbass college kid at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile friendly grandma

parents, ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863167)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious magenta pit

How has no one said rob CSLG yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863293)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: hairless public bath son of senegal

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863487)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Dull Menage

uhhhhhhh

Chef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863387)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Big stage codepig

blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronged me or fucked me over (employer that laid me off, landlord who had evicted me, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863477)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Abnormal Plaza

this all comes down to dependents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863502)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Opaque Point Telephone

Go to one of my other houses I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2#48863509)