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What's the best way for me to meet a woman for an affair?

Married, nice wife, but I want to make up for lost time. Su...
beta sapphire mad cow disease forum
  07/02/09
match.com on safe browsing
Misunderstood Dilemma Feces
  07/02/09
...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
ashleymadison.com
effete doctorate antidepressant drug
  07/02/09
titmfcq
glittery know-it-all institution pozpig
  07/02/09
Savage Garden concert
Well-lubricated chestnut reading party
  07/03/09
ashleymadison sucks. What's Match.com safe browsing?
beta sapphire mad cow disease forum
  07/02/09
Match.com is a dating site safe browsing is a browser setti...
mentally impaired apoplectic trailer park telephone
  07/02/09
Doesn't seem like that would help much. Guys without picture...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
Whatever, chicks are beating down my door.
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Yes, yes, we know, married guy got a few winks.
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
Several illiterate women also e-mailed me!
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Yeah, but those ones probably just want to make $50. (kid...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
I think if you list your income as $150,000+ in [redacted] w...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Oh, probably.
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
this is every xo basement virgin's fondest hope
grizzly dragon
  07/02/09
True. Just understand its going to be 33 year old divorce...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
*waits for gross old man to chime in*
Topaz university clown
  07/02/09
what if he put up a pic, but with groucho glasses and a fake...
grizzly dragon
  07/02/09
Then the ghost of Eden Hartford would contact him.
mentally impaired apoplectic trailer park telephone
  07/03/09
He doesn't need to put a pic in his profile. He can just att...
Misunderstood Dilemma Feces
  07/02/09
Doesn't dispell the suspicion he's married. I know a lot of ...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
why would girls care?
Misunderstood Dilemma Feces
  07/02/09
1. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
Not sure I understand 2. 3 maybe. 1 for sure.
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Eh, 2's probably speculative, but I've noticed guys without ...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
Rowan how much time DO you spend on these sites?
Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond
  07/03/09
explain 3
Misunderstood Dilemma Feces
  07/02/09
OMG internet dating is for losers and I'd die if anyone thou...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
sounds alright/standard
Misunderstood Dilemma Feces
  07/02/09
No.
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
what about putting up a picture of a guy who looks like him,...
Peach stirring bbw
  07/02/09
this is awesome but difficult to pull off.
irradiated sticky selfie
  07/02/09
So are you saying they probably no I'm married at this point...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Oh, dear, now I've encouraged you. No, you've probably ju...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
My profile would not evince that I am anything other than a ...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
You underrate yourself. I already know that you have a firm ...
Doobsian police squad crotch
  07/02/09
I wish all women got wet for guys with a "firm understa...
Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond
  07/03/09
if you have to ask, it probably ain't happenin
Exciting Indirect Expression
  07/02/09
using internet is worst way. evidence stays on there foreve...
azure stag film
  07/02/09
Rings attract chicks. they want a man who other women have ...
Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond
  07/03/09
Have you tried IRL? There are a lot of them there. Alleg...
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
Just make sure she's 100% ok with you being married. I've se...
Obsidian House-broken Legal Warrant
  07/02/09
*hides from some chick who thinks I'm single*
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
*hides from some guy who thinks I'm a chick*
Obsidian House-broken Legal Warrant
  07/02/09
No guy thinks you're a chick.
dun sexy office kitty
  07/02/09
http://jaihowtf.ytmnd.com/
Razzle meetinghouse
  07/02/09
go to bar make sure to prominently display wedding ring ...
Adulterous Locale Digit Ratio
  07/02/09
credited.
dashing lodge dingle berry
  07/02/09
All interesting suggestions. I would love to do the bar thi...
beta sapphire mad cow disease forum
  07/02/09
her place, duh just see an escort dude
Adulterous Locale Digit Ratio
  07/02/09
When so many married wives and husbands cheat, why are singl...
cream chapel
  07/03/09
stfu
Startling Menage
  07/03/09
rent a cheap motel room or fuck her in you're car
razzmatazz rigpig
  07/03/09


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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: beta sapphire mad cow disease forum

Married, nice wife, but I want to make up for lost time. Suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143264)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood Dilemma Feces

match.com on safe browsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143309)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143321)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: effete doctorate antidepressant drug

ashleymadison.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143339)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: glittery know-it-all institution pozpig

titmfcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143611)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:28 AM
Author: Well-lubricated chestnut reading party

Savage Garden concert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148468)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: beta sapphire mad cow disease forum

ashleymadison sucks. What's Match.com safe browsing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143378)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired apoplectic trailer park telephone

Match.com is a dating site

safe browsing is a browser setting so your wife can't catch you visiting Match.com by looking at browser history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143509)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Doesn't seem like that would help much. Guys without pictures get almost no responses, and if he puts a picture up he's likely to be found by someone who knows him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143534)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

Whatever, chicks are beating down my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143547)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Yes, yes, we know, married guy got a few winks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143557)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

Several illiterate women also e-mailed me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143560)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Yeah, but those ones probably just want to make $50.

(kidding, kidding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

I think if you list your income as $150,000+ in [redacted] women will e-mail you even without a picture, because, HOLY SHIT, ITS A MAN WITH A JOB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143678)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Oh, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: grizzly dragon

this is every xo basement virgin's fondest hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143691)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

True.

Just understand its going to be 33 year old divorcees e-mailing you and not 22-year old swimsuit model virgins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143704)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Topaz university clown

*waits for gross old man to chime in*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143710)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: grizzly dragon

what if he put up a pic, but with groucho glasses and a fake stache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143550)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 8:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired apoplectic trailer park telephone

Then the ghost of Eden Hartford would contact him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148558)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood Dilemma Feces

He doesn't need to put a pic in his profile. He can just attach it to chat twitter blogs he sends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143694)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Doesn't dispell the suspicion he's married. I know a lot of girls who won't respond to pictureless profiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood Dilemma Feces

why would girls care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143703)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

1. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's married or has a girlfriend.

2. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher it's not him.

3. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's weirded out by internet dating, and people who are weirded out by internet dating but who try to do it anyway are always trainwrecks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143713)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

Not sure I understand 2. 3 maybe.

1 for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143719)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Eh, 2's probably speculative, but I've noticed guys without profile pictures who offer other pics tend to send fuzzy, old-looking ones. Perhaps it's just people who can't upload properly (a sure sign of an old or a dumb)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143731)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:46 AM
Author: Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

Rowan how much time DO you spend on these sites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148359)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood Dilemma Feces

explain 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143729)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

OMG internet dating is for losers and I'd die if anyone thought I did it. What would my boss think? I could miss out on that promotion? Wait, but I haven't worked up the nerve to talk to a real girl since my wife left me in '99. I know, I'll put up one but not have a picture on it, and we can make up a whimsical storry about how we met at the dogpark!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143739)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood Dilemma Feces

sounds alright/standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143746)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143748)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Peach stirring bbw

what about putting up a picture of a guy who looks like him, but isn't? that way the wife will recognize it's not him, but the new chicks online won't be able to tell that it isn't the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143969)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: irradiated sticky selfie

this is awesome but difficult to pull off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12144207)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

So are you saying they probably no I'm married at this point and are DTF for a steak dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143706)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

Oh, dear, now I've encouraged you.

No, you've probably just found some ones who are naive/golddigging/desperate to find someone who's funny and doesn't sound like a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143715)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

My profile would not evince that I am anything other than a moron. A moron who noshes on endangered rays, perhaps, but still a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143728)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Doobsian police squad crotch

You underrate yourself. I already know that you have a firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization, and you generally spell correctly when not in the late stages of drunkenness. This already puts you in the top 10% of profiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143744)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:48 AM
Author: Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

I wish all women got wet for guys with a "firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization" but unfortunately it seems to be inaccurate. Otherwise, autoadmit would not be filled with people whose sexual experience involves mainly "accidental" groping at frat parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148372)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting Indirect Expression

if you have to ask, it probably ain't happenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143539)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: azure stag film

using internet is worst way. evidence stays on there forever. Why not take off the goddamn ring and go to a bar and hit on chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143545)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:49 AM
Author: Purple Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

Rings attract chicks. they want a man who other women have preselected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148374)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

Have you tried IRL?

There are a lot of them there. Allegedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143693)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Obsidian House-broken Legal Warrant

Just make sure she's 100% ok with you being married. I've seen too many marriages break up because of a scorned mistress.

That being said, I don't think you should do it, unless you're ok with getting divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143730)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

*hides from some chick who thinks I'm single*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143735)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Obsidian House-broken Legal Warrant

*hides from some guy who thinks I'm a chick*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143740)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: dun sexy office kitty

No guy thinks you're a chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143745)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle meetinghouse

http://jaihowtf.ytmnd.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143737)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Locale Digit Ratio

go to bar

make sure to prominently display wedding ring

talk to women

profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143804)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: dashing lodge dingle berry

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143948)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: beta sapphire mad cow disease forum

All interesting suggestions. I would love to do the bar thing and just pick up a woman, but where would we go? I obviously can't take her back to my place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143825)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Locale Digit Ratio

her place, duh

just see an escort dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143832)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:50 AM
Author: cream chapel

When so many married wives and husbands cheat, why are single people supposed to take the institution of marriage seriously??

You have Mr. Family Values Mark Sander cheating on his wife with multiple women, one of whom is the Soul Mate the gods have said he can never be with.

Why don't these people figure out their beliefs better or stop getting so militant and defensive about the institution of marriage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:29 AM
Author: Startling Menage

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148469)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig

rent a cheap motel room or fuck her in you're car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148465)