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I weigh 367 pounds now. The only clothes I have that fit are athletic shorts.
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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: comical site yarmulke Busted the button of my largest waisted trousers long ago. Jfc what is wrong with me? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:55 PM Author: Marvelous Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687301) |
Date: May 17th, 2024 10:54 PM Author: mustard box office What do you wear to work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671008) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:09 PM Author: comical site yarmulke I stopped going to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671023) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 3:40 PM Author: slate wonderful theater codepig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671899) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:55 PM Author: Outnumbered autistic national security agency Are you eight feet tall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671013) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:18 PM Author: comical site yarmulke No. Not even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671026) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: Exciting embarrassed to the bone location goyim Have a bud who is 320 and called me a dip for complaining about being 240. Just make an effort to walk every day and it’ll go down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671021) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:10 PM Author: comical site yarmulke I don't know about that. I have some deep seated issues. I should stop working for 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671024) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:57 PM Author: frisky ruddy old irish cottage Take a 6 month sabbatical and bring your fat ass out here bud. If I put you on IF plus 2x/week lifting and 6x/week surfing, you’ll be down to 220 in no time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671038) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:01 AM Author: comical site yarmulke Our flights to HNL are booked for October (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671040) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: frisky ruddy old irish cottage Change your return flight to April. I’ll whip you into shape well before then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671047) |
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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:59 PM Author: bespoke arrogant school cafeteria gay wizard Is just walking around hard for you? Do you get out of breath walking to get the mail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671039) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:04 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I walk 2.5 miles every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671041) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: rose indirect expression in your dreams? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671350) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: hyperactive fanboi hell is OP disco fries? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671043) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: fantasy-prone boistinker pocket flask do not engage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671045) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:33 AM Author: mewling institution jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671173) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Stirring shrine immigrant do not engorge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671175) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:25 PM Author: trip station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687188) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: massive kitchen clown I don’t believe you. Post nudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671051) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:23 AM Author: comical site yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671172) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent Pistol Queen Of The Night Post nudes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671221) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:05 AM Author: kink-friendly wagecucks prole I'm not a doctor but I'd consider losing some weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671226) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I am trying to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671230) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:45 AM Author: fluffy turquoise potus You should get on my diet. I've been comfortably in the 220 range for a while now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671267) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I am a failure at everything I try: - failure at dieting - failure at being a husband - failure at being a dad (can’t even have kids anymore either) - failure at being a millionaire - failure at silver stacking - failure at being a dog owner - failure at being a lawyer - failure at being a son - failure at being a weightlifter - failure at being a homeowner - failure at climbing mountains - failure, failure, failure |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:39 AM Author: rose indirect expression Bootstraps, bro. If your breathing, you can try again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671352) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:42 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I am trying. I am currently over 0.002% of the way to my current goal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671358) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:02 PM Author: Amber deranged stage And yet you are the king of Golden corral (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672302) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: Azure adulterous love of her life cuckoldry 220 at your height is morbidly obese.
And before you lie about how tall you are, we've all seen the video, friend. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent Pistol Queen Of The Night POST NUDES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671272) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: shaky senate corn cake what happened to shaming your children into not eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671275) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:59 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I failed them at that. I am looking over at the table and I am seeing a whole stack of food coloured pancakes my wife made them from the big sack of pancake batter I get at Costco’s this morning. It has gone uneaten and is now cold. There are cast iron pans for me to clean on the stovetop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671278) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:59 AM Author: shaky senate corn cake what a terrible father to allow them to eat food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671279) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 7:22 AM Author: concupiscible address associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687899) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:07 AM Author: Fragrant Dun Den Internal Respiration the reason for all your tribulations is because THERE WAS NO JOHN COSTCO MOTHERFUCKER STOP DOING THAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671399) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Burgundy Misanthropic Coldplay Fan he's literally doing it on purpose to lean into the schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672104) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Frum stage You are over half way to 600, and good news, I am a My 600 Pound Life master man. You should totally keep going and get on the show. If you can fight with Dr Now even better! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671277) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:03 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I am extremely close to full time disability. That’s for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671284) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Frum stage That’s totally normal, none of the people on the show have jobs (lol). Many don’t even get out of bed!
You do have someone who will bring food, right? This is important. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Aggressive cuck keepsake machete They have fuckin Wegovy for this shit now. You're one of the people this is actually the right move for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671342) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: comical site yarmulke Sadly, or perhaps it's a good thing, but anyways, this drug requires you to go see a fraud doctor and get a prescription. I personally do not engage with the healthcare system, brother. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:06 AM Author: Aggressive cuck keepsake machete Fair enough, you can probably get it OTC in a pharmacy in Mexico or SE Asia though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671394) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:11 AM Author: Fragrant Dun Den Internal Respiration taking the free lunch would make too much sense imho. better to keep having a bunch of bald middle aged lawyers throw internet eggs at your face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671403) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:40 AM Author: rose indirect expression You can do dis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671356) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: Fragrant Dun Den Internal Respiration if he really cared about any of this shit he'd just get a mounjaro rx. instead he makes excuses for not doing it (grr libs) so he can continue to share his life online and bemoan his failures while his children wait for his heart to explode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671412) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:13 AM Author: fear-inspiring boiling water ticket booth Have you tried not being fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671406) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 11:13 AM Author: fear-inspiring boiling water ticket booth Thought this would be a TSINAH thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671407) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: swollen bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor You need to stop with the yo-yo shit and do something sustainable in order to develop long-term healthy habits. Opening myself up here at the risk of sounding like a faggot, but I put on an extra 25 lbs and it melted off in just over 2 months by calorie counting, tracking water intake, and trying to get a reasonable number of steps (I’d do this by walking while on the phone instead of sitting in my desk chair).
Stop with the extreme stuff - it will never last. Eat whatever but eat half of what you’d normally eat. Also skip breakfast, no snacking or drinking after dinner, no empty alcohol calories during the week. Pound water to the point where you’re peeing hourly. You’ll slim down in no time and with very little effort - it’s really not that hard. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:45 PM Author: Mind-boggling Iridescent Pistol Queen Of The Night water intake? like, you were drinking too much water? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671697) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring boiling water ticket booth Not OP, but I'm sure this means to make sure they're drinking enough water. Most fat people could be less fat quite simply-- eat whatever for breakfast, but no lunch until they drink a gallon of water, eat whatever for lunch, no dinner until they drink a second gallon of water, then they're free to do whatever. That, by itself, would fill them up and reduce calorie intake by quite a bit (they'll also be pissing a lot). It's unlikely many people would be eating a calorie surplus after that but if they're still not losing weight we can work on that next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671700) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 2:39 PM Author: swollen bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor Yep, exactly. Fill up with water instead of calorie-dense foods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671791) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: walnut pisswyrm dilemma are they MESH shorts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671686) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: mentally impaired space Post nudes or this is FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47671819) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:04 PM Author: brindle excitant base Bro carnivore. You can eat as much meat as you want and still lose weight. You simply can't over eat because meat is just too filling.
Then get back to fasting.
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:05 PM Author: Amber deranged stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672306) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:11 PM Author: brindle excitant base This is retarded. I lost 45 pounds in 7 months and could have done it a lot faster if I knew then what I know now.
Disco Fries is addicted to processed sysco slop. He could not possibly eat enough to be 350+ on beef and eggs. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: comical site yarmulke I just poasted what I ate after a prolonged period of fasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672336) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: Amber deranged stage Keeping it off is a problem. Losing weight is never a problem.. temporarily. Permanently is a problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672580) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: brindle excitant base people YOYO because they starve themselves and lose weight and then binge and go back to old habits.
If you just eat things that were grown, pulled, plucked, or killed, and you don't add processed slop you will lose weight till you hit your normal weight. I kept all my weight off for 18 months, then got stressed at work and started eating shit and next thing you know I'm 10 pounds heavier.
Currently 24 hours into a 60 hour fast. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:12 PM Author: curious lodge how the fuck can you even get up to such a weight? i eat like shit and barely exercise and still manage to stay around 200 lbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672316) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:24 PM Author: comical site yarmulke I exercise every day, brother. And I never overeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672341) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: brindle excitant base you have a secret sugar habit or drink sugar soda or eat candy or eat some other processed slop. It takes a lot of garbage food to build up to 367. You're not eating ground beef and asparagus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672628) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:48 PM Author: Cobalt appetizing ceo Being a delusional liar is never going to help you lose weight. And cancel that trip to Hawaii to suck up to cslg. He's just going to abuse you further |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 7:19 AM Author: comical site yarmulke I will never cancel a trip to be with my family and friends. That sounds like the most retarded advice possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687894) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: thriller chapel cuckold Not trying to be a smartass, but genuinely asking: What do you eat every day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672349) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:30 PM Author: comical site yarmulke First, I exercise every day. Walk at least 10,000 steps. Second, most days I’d have like 2 eggs, and a banana, and then maybe a sensible dinner of pasta salad or rice and beans. |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 6:32 PM Author: thriller chapel cuckold You should be losing weight. Maybe it’s a big tumor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672367) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 7:31 PM Author: mentally impaired space What else do you eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672505) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: comical site yarmulke I eat almost nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672587) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: mentally impaired space Must drink a lot, then. Or you don't weigh 367 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672623) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Duck-like sepia rigor really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700457) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: brindle excitant base "banana, and then maybe a sensible dinner of pasta salad or rice and beans."
So you eat a fuck load of sugar (hint: all carbs break down to sugar) and spike your insulin, and store all that sugar as fat.
The bloodstream holds about 5 grams of sugar at a time. You're eating 400-500 grams a day. Where do you think all that sugar has to go? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:16 PM Author: comical site yarmulke It goes to my waist, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687154) |
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Date: May 18th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: Floppy stead generalized bond A little bit of irony there... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47672639) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:52 PM Author: Vermilion diverse library alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687291) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:51 PM Author: sienna lay depressive "athletic" shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687131) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:39 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Theater Stage Running is the easiest way to lose weight(but if you're going to the point that your heart and BP are fucked up it can kill you). I gained 20lbs at 1 point when I moved to Florida. And people called me beerbelly when I went on vacation. I then just started running 2-3miles 3-4x/week and 3months later I was back to normal. It is also important to run hard for those 15mins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687246) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:05 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Theater Stage Truth is any physical activity where u can go 100% increases your metabolism unlike walking. U can burn the same # of calories walking or running 1 mile, but with running you'll keep burning calories while your muscles rebuild over the next 24hours. This doesn't work with swimming because if you're not a pro swimmer you're doing a similar workout to walking.... even rowing is much less efficient (and while it's safer for your joints I'm not sure it's safer for your obese heart) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687338) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 8:04 AM Author: Amber deranged stage The low BCAA vegan diet is the way to go dude.. so you eat stuff like rice and fruit and white bread and potatoes. And you use butter and coconut oil on them. So you eat starches and saturated fats.. also known as the pre-emergence diet. Emerging from hibernation that is. This way you still the food noise by reducing protein overall which avoids activating mtor which is the signaling protein that causes the brain to emit hyperphagia signals AKA food noise.. you'll burn off fat without even reducing calories much.. as your ancestor animals were evolved to do when they came out of hibernation torpor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47687945) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:18 AM Author: milky brunch place of business JFC- when did you lose your self-respect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47688147) |
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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: comical site yarmulke sometimes I wonder if I ever had any self respect
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Date: May 28th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: milky brunch place of business you've done ok professionally and seem to keep the family together. Why shit on yourself like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47697229) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Amber deranged stage My low protein diet in combination with the wegovy is working great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700454) |
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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:39 AM Author: Vengeful macaca *top burnout tp panting* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529708&forum_id=2#47700459) |