LJL. Shitlib wants to split up the Union.
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:10 PM Author: Sinister Effete Weed Whacker Market
This is the "new" United States' best scenario:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ElectoralCollege2012.svg
It's likely that FL would not want to be a part of that festering shithole. Go ahead, take the Northeast and the West Coast. Just LOL.
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:23 PM Author: Arousing theater stage generalized bond
If free migration was allowed and Dems and Reps largely switched to their new Demlandia and Replandia nations i'd be ok with this. Watching The United States of Shitliberalism deal with a 55% underachieving "minority" nation would be pretty hilarious. I doubt most shitlibs are thoughtful enough to recognize how badly this would fuck them in the ass.
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:21 PM Author: ultramarine massive kitty cat masturbator
Date: July 12th, 2011 10:42 PMAuthor: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.-allow the southeast states (east of texas, below north carolina) to secede. ruthlessly enforce borders to keep them out of the new US. this will slash healthcare and welfare costs.-pay all ghetto blacks and remaining white trash to move to reservation-like plots of land situated in barren areas of the great plains. they will be provided with controlled model towns featuring walmarts, pawn shops, churches, etc, but they can't leave the reservation without government permission.-get rid of 65% of undergrad colleges, start hundreds of well-funded vocational schools. remodel education system to start funneling people into vocational school at early ages if they can't pass certain academic benchmarks.-imprison people for becoming obese sans glandular or medical problems. they have to weigh in once a year, term of imprisonment and hard labor is related to amount of obesity. in some cases they are kept in prison until they achieve a normal weight.-deny entitlements to all boomers who have tax records that demonstrate they are capable of living off other retirement investments and pensions-reduce drug penalties to minimal charges and large fines, but heavily increase jail time for violent and gun-related crime.-if a woman can prove her income is below a certain level, government pays her to get an abortion, cash money on the spot. limited to one a year so they don't just turn their wombs into cash machines.-government pays a high bounty for unregistered/unlicensed/illegal firearms, disposes of them once they're turned in-currently incarcerated non-violent drug offenders can get their sentences reduced or removed by performing a commensurate amount of military service and completing job training. any fuckups and they go back to jail and start overthat should start to get us straightened out pretty quickly(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1702023&forum_id=2#18490362)
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Date: May 1st, 2013 8:09 PM Author: beady-eyed apoplectic gay wizard
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley MacLaine. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..
17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right. With affordability reforms needed.
18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Bay Ya," or "We Are the World".
20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.
Sincerely,
An American Law Student
P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:29 AM Author: Misanthropic odious pit
http://i.imgur.com/ZErXRLR.jpg
Sorry, Florida. We don't want you.
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