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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
talented digit ratio location
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Supple crystalline cruise ship
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
mentally impaired associate step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
talented digit ratio location
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Provocative flushed crackhouse tank
  05/10/24
No
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Duck-like Dragon Pit
  05/10/24
180
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Cowardly kitchen
  05/10/24
180
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
self-absorbed candlestick maker parlor
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Abnormal house-broken school cafeteria
  05/10/24
180
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
self-absorbed candlestick maker parlor
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
lime vibrant public bath
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Frisky smoky range
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
hot hideous chapel
  05/12/24
...
talented digit ratio location
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Racy box office
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Appetizing gaping indian lodge
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
razzmatazz splenetic point halford
  05/10/24
...
chrome submissive ratface
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Rebellious low-t brunch
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Cowardly kitchen
  05/10/24
180
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Green slimy dog poop
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Dark mediation
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
razzmatazz splenetic point halford
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
bespoke swashbuckling idea he suggested site
  05/10/24
...
Electric violet nibblets corner
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
disrespectful property sandwich
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Zippy pontificating faggotry nursing home
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
frum multi-colored resort coffee pot
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Duck-like Dragon Pit
  05/10/24
...
cerebral kitty puppy
  05/10/24
...
slate cracking sanctuary haunted graveyard
  05/10/24
...
razzmatazz splenetic point halford
  05/11/24
Kike!
emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Provocative flushed crackhouse tank
  05/10/24
he was an associate
magenta dashing tanning salon foreskin
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
shimmering bearded travel guidebook house
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Flirting Field
  05/10/24
...
Racy box office
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Plum Shrine Liquid Oxygen
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Claret concupiscible trailer park degenerate
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
shimmering bearded travel guidebook house
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Avocado Thriller Wagecucks Station
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
shimmering bearded travel guidebook house
  05/12/24
probably no one
talented digit ratio location
  05/12/24
...
slate cracking sanctuary haunted graveyard
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
obsidian round eye queen of the night
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
gold territorial hissy fit
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
shimmering bearded travel guidebook house
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Dark mediation
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
gold territorial hissy fit
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Dark mediation
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Yellow irradiated locale
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Lake mood
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Dark mediation
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
hot hideous chapel
  05/12/24
...
obsidian round eye queen of the night
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: talented digit ratio location

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Supple crystalline cruise ship

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired associate step-uncle's house

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: talented digit ratio location

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Provocative flushed crackhouse tank

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Dragon Pit

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Cowardly kitchen

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed candlestick maker parlor

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Abnormal house-broken school cafeteria

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed candlestick maker parlor

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: lime vibrant public bath

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Frisky smoky range

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: hot hideous chapel

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: talented digit ratio location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Racy box office

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing gaping indian lodge

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic point halford

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: chrome submissive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Rebellious low-t brunch

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Cowardly kitchen

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Green slimy dog poop

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Dark mediation

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic point halford

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: bespoke swashbuckling idea he suggested site

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Electric violet nibblets corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: disrespectful property sandwich

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Zippy pontificating faggotry nursing home

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: frum multi-colored resort coffee pot

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Duck-like Dragon Pit

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral kitty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: slate cracking sanctuary haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic point halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: emerald charismatic principal's office sex offender

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative flushed crackhouse tank

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: magenta dashing tanning salon foreskin

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: shimmering bearded travel guidebook house

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Flirting Field

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Racy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Plum Shrine Liquid Oxygen

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Claret concupiscible trailer park degenerate

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: shimmering bearded travel guidebook house

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Avocado Thriller Wagecucks Station

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: shimmering bearded travel guidebook house

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: talented digit ratio location

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: slate cracking sanctuary haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: obsidian round eye queen of the night

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: gold territorial hissy fit

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: shimmering bearded travel guidebook house

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Dark mediation

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: gold territorial hissy fit

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Dark mediation

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Yellow irradiated locale

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Lake mood

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Dark mediation

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: hot hideous chapel

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: obsidian round eye queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)