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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Talented ruby corner
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Talented ruby corner
  11/11/25
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domesticated psychic
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
emerald goyim
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
drab sadistic church filthpig
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
drab sadistic church filthpig
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Fragrant Mildly Autistic Church Building Indirect Expression
  11/11/25
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deep parlor
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Sinister soggy striped hyena
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
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tan ticket booth
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Aphrodisiac Trailer Park
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan
  11/11/25
...
Aphrodisiac Trailer Park
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
excitant corn cake
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Mind-boggling public bath trump supporter
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
excitant corn cake
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Umber stage skinny woman
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
anal drunken half-breed
  11/11/25
...
motley station sandwich
  11/12/25
lmfao
Passionate chartreuse resort
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Chocolate den
  11/11/25
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Umber stage skinny woman
  11/11/25
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Ruddy french home
  11/11/25
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Opaque high-end party of the first part roommate
  11/12/25
sprinted here
jet racy volcanic crater
  11/12/25
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motley station sandwich
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
brindle comical incel theater
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
tp
Opaque high-end party of the first part roommate
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
salmon titillating menage philosopher-king
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
purple adventurous sneaky criminal reading party
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
hairraiser hissy fit
  11/11/25
...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
house-broken adulterous prole
  11/11/25
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vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
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motley station sandwich
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Ruddy french home
  11/11/25
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deep parlor
  11/11/25
...
Fishy property alpha
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Talented ruby corner
  11/11/25
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tan ticket booth
  11/11/25
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salmon titillating menage philosopher-king
  11/11/25
...
lemon senate
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Big queen of the night
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
vigorous range chad
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
razzle geriatric temple place of business
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
domesticated psychic
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Talented ruby corner

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Talented ruby corner

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: domesticated psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: emerald goyim

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: drab sadistic church filthpig

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: drab sadistic church filthpig

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Mildly Autistic Church Building Indirect Expression

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: deep parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Sinister soggy striped hyena

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: tan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Trailer Park

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: excitant corn cake

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling public bath trump supporter

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: excitant corn cake

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Umber stage skinny woman

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: anal drunken half-breed

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: motley station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Passionate chartreuse resort

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Chocolate den

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Umber stage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ruddy french home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Opaque high-end party of the first part roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: jet racy volcanic crater

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: motley station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: brindle comical incel theater

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Opaque high-end party of the first part roommate

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: salmon titillating menage philosopher-king

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: purple adventurous sneaky criminal reading party

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vigorous range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: house-broken adulterous prole

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: vigorous range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: motley station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Ruddy french home

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: deep parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Fishy property alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Talented ruby corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: tan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: salmon titillating menage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: lemon senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Big queen of the night

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: vigorous range chad

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: razzle geriatric temple place of business

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: domesticated psychic

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)