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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
| Sticky violet range | 04/02/07 |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: Sticky violet range He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Adventurous Plum Bawdyhouse Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Sticky violet range Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: fragrant peach institution shitlib i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: red organic girlfriend I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Trip doctorate toaster 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:14 PM Author: pink misunderstood cumskin dopamine 120. thanks for ruining a promising thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861943) |
Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:09 PM Author: cruel-hearted charismatic mother 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861917) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: pink misunderstood cumskin dopamine your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: know-it-all passionate party of the first part area Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: vermilion stead people who are hurt :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Sticky violet range ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: electric ladyboy is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: Sticky violet range Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Titillating public bath lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: fragrant peach institution shitlib pleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868007) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: diverse hairy legs PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
this is an all time classic post |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: Blathering Rigor Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: zippy slap-happy set laser beams Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: Indigo abode i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: zippy slap-happy set laser beams Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: electric ladyboy i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: 180 turquoise sneaky criminal nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: 180 turquoise sneaky criminal it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: zippy slap-happy set laser beams this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: citrine medicated base giraffe I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: Adventurous Plum Bawdyhouse We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: fragrant peach institution shitlib When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: House-broken Cuckold I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: slate dilemma karate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085184) |
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling jewess pistol underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8960361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:15 AM Author: deep gay wizard mental disorder Thank you sir, this may be the greatest thread I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431986) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: Haunting Underhanded Ape Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431983) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: buck-toothed station black woman This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: Drunken Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470862) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:32 AM Author: Contagious Dead Whorehouse Stain I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 19 YEARS WANNA FIGHT ME? FIGHT THESE TEARS |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: fragrant peach institution shitlib He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:14 AM Author: Cerise Community Account Timely bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606483) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:26 AM Author: wonderful coiffed messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606512) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: beta wagecucks scourge upon the earth this thread needs chick input, but 176 otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606719) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:39 PM Author: Bronze native Dump him. Buy gun. Carry it everywhere. |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: Mewling dull point haunted graveyard 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9899283) |
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