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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: aromatic pearly antidepressant drug station He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Clear volcanic crater sweet tailpipe Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: aromatic pearly antidepressant drug station Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Aggressive property i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: Mind-boggling shimmering base party of the first part I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: glittery very tactful stead new version 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:14 PM Author: poppy marvelous friendly grandma library 120. thanks for ruining a promising thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861943) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: poppy marvelous friendly grandma library your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Dashing bawdyhouse turdskin Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: flushed exciting knife address :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: aromatic pearly antidepressant drug station ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Garnet razzle mexican is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: aromatic pearly antidepressant drug station Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Misanthropic Know-it-all Forum Boistinker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: Aggressive property pleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868007) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: crystalline nighttime hissy fit principal's office PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: odious internal respiration Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Scarlet domesticated trust fund theatre Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: metal fragrant voyeur senate i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: Scarlet domesticated trust fund theatre Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: Garnet razzle mexican i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: Elite philosopher-king nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: Elite philosopher-king it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Scarlet domesticated trust fund theatre this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: Irradiated goal in life newt I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: Clear volcanic crater sweet tailpipe We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Aggressive property When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: Demanding motley site I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: Sepia Jet-lagged Laser Beams Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431983) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: Spectacular rehab pervert This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: Aggressive property He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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