Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: Wild fat ankles
He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw.
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Wild fat ankles
Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861936)
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: topaz hell
i could kill your ass in many ways
watch ya die slow without so much as a blink
leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: Cracking arrogant affirmative action
I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse
I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:09 PM Author: Greedy irradiated business firm son of senegal
180.5
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: jade mentally impaired telephone
your best post
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Spruce tripping milk legal warrant
Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085257) |
Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: Bateful location
:)
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Wild fat ankles
?
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: federal private investor library
lol
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: topaz hell
pleasant
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant lodge
PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
this is an all time classic post
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: Thriller transparent theater
Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end.
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: provocative national community account
Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him.
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: provocative national community account
Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868781) |
Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: claret hot preventive strike
nice
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: provocative national community account
this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx.
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: Boyish Menage Gaping
I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube.
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: topaz hell
When you in the house you play by house
2 words you'll never here again are house lose
And that's house choose it aint gonna be that
Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: House-broken excitant clown
I'd have to pop a cap in his ass.
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Smoky sick hall
lol
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: Diverse lay goal in life
underrated
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:06 AM Author: plum senate
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: pea-brained curious theatre jewess
Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: Buck-toothed hunting ground institution
This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread.
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: Geriatric point codepig
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:32 AM Author: Flesh autistic gunner
I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 19 YEARS
WANNA FIGHT ME?
FIGHT THESE TEARS
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: topaz hell
He is British, btw.
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: Mischievous stag film lettuce
this thread needs chick input, but 176 otherwise
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:39 PM Author: soggy cruise ship
Dump him.
Buy gun.
Carry it everywhere.
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Date: June 17th, 2008 1:59 PM Author: comical address
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain, with madd shit on my brain
I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence
Like you don't know what are style is
New York niggaz the wildest
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: haunting laughsome gaming laptop
170
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:33 PM Author: comical address
Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me dog, did I rip shit with this one here I flip shit
Niggaz know when I kick shit
It's gonna be some slick shit
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Date: November 2nd, 2008 2:57 PM Author: henna flirting nursing home
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