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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
khaki flickering boiling water whorehouse
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
Claret forum corn cake
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
Concupiscible digit ratio
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Dashing irate sanctuary really tough guy
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
lascivious navy parlour
  05/18/13
DSL's
motley masturbator
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
hot provocative market
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
lascivious navy parlour
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
Massive famous landscape painting
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
Swashbuckling chrome telephone
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
lascivious navy parlour
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
Swashbuckling chrome telephone
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
Swashbuckling chrome telephone
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
mind-boggling gaming laptop stage
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
Swashbuckling chrome telephone
  05/19/13
Doubt it
mind-boggling gaming laptop stage
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
light vigorous pocket flask property
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Brindle Judgmental Indian Lodge Hairy Legs
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
flirting salmon karate
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
Wonderful Stag Film
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
tripping pungent piazza
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Maniacal Electric Partner Hospital
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
Cerebral half-breed degenerate
  05/25/13
...
flirting salmon karate
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
light vigorous pocket flask property
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
curious stubborn idea he suggested
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
Contagious milk
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
Contagious milk
  05/18/13
your point
Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
Exhilarant black bawdyhouse coffee pot
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Bearded hyperventilating athletic conference
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
laughsome public bath
  05/19/13
Link
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
Exhilarant black bawdyhouse coffee pot
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
Soul-stirring poppy genital piercing indirect expression
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
laughsome public bath
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Supple demanding preventive strike clown
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
red unhinged mediation plaza
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
Pontificating puce lodge turdskin
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
red unhinged mediation plaza
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
Cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
flirting salmon karate
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
laughsome public bath
  05/19/13
lol
emerald charismatic community account jewess
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Supple demanding preventive strike clown
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
Slate internet-worthy crackhouse
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
Carmine trip brunch
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
Arrogant tanning salon juggernaut
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
Coiffed Becky
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
Coiffed Becky
  05/25/13
...
curious stubborn idea he suggested
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
Unholy Dysfunction
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
flirting salmon karate
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
copper resort
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: khaki flickering boiling water whorehouse

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Claret forum corn cake

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible digit ratio

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Dashing irate sanctuary really tough guy

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: lascivious navy parlour

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: motley masturbator

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: hot provocative market

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: lascivious navy parlour

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Massive famous landscape painting

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome telephone

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: lascivious navy parlour

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome telephone

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome telephone

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling gaming laptop stage

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome telephone

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling gaming laptop stage

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: light vigorous pocket flask property

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Brindle Judgmental Indian Lodge Hairy Legs

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: flirting salmon karate

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Wonderful Stag Film

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: tripping pungent piazza

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Maniacal Electric Partner Hospital

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Cerebral half-breed degenerate

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: flirting salmon karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: light vigorous pocket flask property

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: curious stubborn idea he suggested

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Contagious milk

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Contagious milk

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant black bawdyhouse coffee pot

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Bearded hyperventilating athletic conference

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: laughsome public bath

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant black bawdyhouse coffee pot

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy genital piercing indirect expression

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: laughsome public bath

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Supple demanding preventive strike clown

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: red unhinged mediation plaza

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Pontificating puce lodge turdskin

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: red unhinged mediation plaza

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: flirting salmon karate

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Racy Offensive Wrinkle Range

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Business Firm Mexican

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: laughsome public bath

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: emerald charismatic community account jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Supple demanding preventive strike clown

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Slate internet-worthy crackhouse

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Carmine trip brunch

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Arrogant tanning salon juggernaut

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Becky

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Becky

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: curious stubborn idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Unholy Dysfunction

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: flirting salmon karate

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: copper resort

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)