FLASHBACK: Spackler vs diesel at the 2013 Barrister Boy finals
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Date: February 7th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Supple Pink Bbw Market
The two contenders had taken totally different paths to the finals of XO's first-ever naked bodybuilding competition. Spackler had crushed enemadood in his semifinal. Indeed, the so-called "Slaughter & May rule" had to be invoked when Spackler took a commanding 10-cumshot lead. (Many of the rules had been renamed for law firms, ironic for a contest in which no practicing attorney finished in the top 5). Diesel, on the other hand, won a narrow, controversial victory over Rob Halford, his spectacular posterior chain apparently wowing the judges in spite of Halford's clearly superior cock control.
But they had different approaches too. Diesel worked out the old fashioned way: with a half dozen law school classmates in his parent's basement, stimming furiously. Spackler was instead advised by a team of Six Sigma black belt process engineers, who sought to apply the Pareto Principle to stimulation. "I do the 20% of the exercises that result in 80% of penis growth," Spackler boasted. "I have the most efficient man meat of any muscle stud!"
Spackler took the stage first. As the techno beat of Eiffel 65 played over the loudspeakers, Carl wasted no time delivering posed cumshot after posed cumshot. While the consistency was admirable, none of them was memorable...until, as if he had received feedback during a gate check, Spackler unloaded after his eleventh time, spraying judges and audience members alike with a memorable finale.
Diesel never had a chance. He dutifully took the stage, flexed his tanned body for all to admire, and took advantage of his superior male facial aesthetics. For a while, he was able to match or exceed Spackler's totals, but after his ninth timed load (tenth overall) it was clear he did not have the volume left to challenge for the lead. He took the submission pose; his Uzbek training twink Hamid rushed onto the stage to attempt an illegal stim, but it was too late.
AutoAdmit had its first champion.
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Date: February 8th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: contagious grizzly pit cumskin
RealBBer needs to see this, I think I mentioned the Barrister Boy and our plan to charter a bus to the BeefBoy in the comments but never got anything back
As always, grad 8890984039583075983798475098308095840958 work
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Date: February 8th, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Hideous Carmine Home National Security Agency
(Many of the rules had been renamed for law firms, ironic for a contest in which no practicing attorney finished in the top 5).
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Date: June 5th, 2015 12:33 AM Author: Galvanic Red Area
goddamnit this is amazing
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