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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
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b!
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C
Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig
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c
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I can', A & B ar tied :(
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Fine I change my vote to A.
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
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c for sure
Stimulating House-broken Voyeur Point
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C
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c
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Xo
Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig
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chaturbate
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C!
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NEXT CHAPTER
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everyone in this thread unzips.
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Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
costumed famous landscape painting center
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no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
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lol ouch
Milky self-absorbed newt brethren
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he is busy doing tinychat
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bonkers yapping ratface
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...
garnet ticket booth jewess
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Topic has amazing potential.
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
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2
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
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police
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Mustard submissive tanning salon

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: blue offensive stag film mexican

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Vivacious citrine roast beef cruise ship

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: fluffy orchestra pit

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: spectacular ivory turdskin

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: blue offensive stag film mexican

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Mustard submissive tanning salon

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: blue offensive stag film mexican

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating House-broken Voyeur Point

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Stimulating House-broken Voyeur Point

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Mustard submissive tanning salon

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Stimulating House-broken Voyeur Point

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: spectacular ivory turdskin

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: costumed famous landscape painting center

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: rose angry property

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: blue offensive stag film mexican

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: blue offensive stag film mexican

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Titillating Splenetic Electric Furnace Pistol

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: costumed famous landscape painting center

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Cerise fragrant son of senegal abode

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Milky self-absorbed newt brethren

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Stimulating House-broken Voyeur Point

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: bonkers yapping ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: garnet ticket booth jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: crimson fortuitous meteor

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Mustard submissive tanning salon

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Milky self-absorbed newt brethren

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: crimson fortuitous meteor

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: rose angry property

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: spectacular ivory turdskin

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: costumed famous landscape painting center

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: costumed famous landscape painting center

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Lake Aphrodisiac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Comical love of her life

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: lilac rehab



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser sooty lodge half-breed

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: orange mewling cumskin range



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