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Just got offer to be park ranger in Arches Natl Park ($45,000)...

UsaJobs Would be huge pay cut, likely won't do it
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
that's the best you can ever do so you should go for it, if ...
Flatulent hall
  11/07/19
Are you saying it's a win for society if I take the job (I a...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
the latter obviously
Flatulent hall
  11/07/19
It wasn't obvious the way you phrased it. I thought you were...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
Why did you apply if you’re looking for a corporate sa...
lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop
  11/07/19
Figured I could negotiate but apparently there is no negotia...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
What were you looking for financially?
lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop
  11/07/19
$70-80k which I think would be completely reasonable
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
For standing around in a National Park? What kind of experti...
lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop
  11/07/19
Standing around? Hardly. Only when you are on visitor duty a...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
What's average day like ? Hike trails, help with rescues, e...
Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend
  11/07/19
Get exasperated at the swarms of Chinese tourists ruining th...
Provocative roommate
  11/07/19
Is this interpretive ranger or LE role ?
Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend
  11/07/19
you can probably throw these chinks down a gorge and no one ...
yapping point deer antler
  11/07/19
https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/31/us/utah-boulder-boy-scouts/in...
effete high-end location
  11/07/19
And of course you to worry about the bears stealing your pic...
lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop
  11/07/19
lol 180
Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend
  11/07/19
$45k in Moab, Utah is the equivalent of that wherever you ar...
Garnet razzle alpha black woman
  11/07/19
what makes you qualified for this job?
impertinent crystalline regret school
  11/07/19
They actually were impressed with my story about how I am a ...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
Lol, dat not how usajobs works
maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship
  11/07/19
No shit. I had 3 interviews.
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
Zhe's burying the lede. Zhe's also a black transwomyn of siz...
razzmatazz becky
  11/07/19
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship
  11/07/19
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Razzle-dazzle Self-absorbed Office
  11/07/19
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  11/07/19
Weird flame
maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship
  11/07/19
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adulterous useless piazza boistinker
  11/07/19
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fluffy water buffalo
  11/07/19
You could easily make up the difference carrying a metal det...
Laughsome cocky hospital
  11/07/19
You need to get a gs13 lolyer job first and transfer. They&r...
Multi-colored Cuckold Parlor
  11/07/19
What GS level? It’s law enforcement, you’d have ...
godawful doctorate gay wizard
  11/07/19
Moab is 18000 and cheap; you should take it
abusive stubborn persian travel guidebook
  11/07/19
This is literally a 180 job that almost never opens.
Shimmering market
  11/07/19
Yep. He’s a retard if not flame
lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop
  11/09/19
you're flaming but I would take this in a heartbeat. a HEART...
Insanely creepy wine senate
  11/07/19
Lol flame they wouldn't give an interview to an ex lawyer wi...
Vermilion Theater
  11/07/19
Not flame when I was a 3L I scored a phone interview with Yo...
magenta ape partner
  11/07/19
And how was the job in DC? What are you doing now?
razzmatazz becky
  11/07/19
GS11 wouldn’t be that low. When I got US Marshall out ...
godawful doctorate gay wizard
  11/07/19
I'll address the other questions ITT when I'm home from work...
Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse
  11/07/19
Rate me as a poster.
Gaped exciting selfie
  11/07/19
this is like every miserable lawyer's dream job. too bad th...
odious turdskin
  11/07/19
lol boston common
racy pit telephone
  11/08/19
...
odious turdskin
  11/08/19
Arches national park is AWESOME
Excitant flushed house feces
  11/07/19
COL in Mob is VERY LOW tons of recreation Opportunitied
Excitant flushed house feces
  11/07/19
180
violent church faggot firefighter
  11/08/19
If the pay jumped up a bit in the first few years, this woul...
Sticky Electric Ticket Booth
  11/08/19
How old are you? If was 30 or under, I would take this in a ...
violent church faggot firefighter
  11/08/19
im 46
impertinent crystalline regret school
  11/08/19
No you aren't.
Sticky Electric Ticket Booth
  11/08/19
his back is 46
beady-eyed ungodly field reading party
  11/09/19


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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

UsaJobs

Would be huge pay cut, likely won't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086022)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: Flatulent hall

that's the best you can ever do so you should go for it, if you fall down a cliff it will end your agony altogether so it's a win win for both you and society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086031)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

Are you saying it's a win for society if I take the job (I agree) or that it's a win for society if I fall down a cliff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086059)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Flatulent hall

the latter obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086647)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

It wasn't obvious the way you phrased it. I thought you were saying that it would be good for society if I became a park ranger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086957)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop

Why did you apply if you’re looking for a corporate salary. ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086041)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

Figured I could negotiate but apparently there is no negotiation at all for fed gov jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086052)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop

What were you looking for financially?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086058)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

$70-80k which I think would be completely reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086068)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop

For standing around in a National Park? What kind of expertise do you need? $45k sounds about right imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086082)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

Standing around? Hardly. Only when you are on visitor duty as first contact are you standing around and that's not most of the day, and you aren't really standing around then either bc you are assigned a route (in the larger NPs anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086101)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend

What's average day like ? Hike trails, help with rescues, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086109)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Provocative roommate

Get exasperated at the swarms of Chinese tourists ruining the park by leaving their filth everywhere and irreparably harming nature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086392)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend

Is this interpretive ranger or LE role ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086403)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: yapping point deer antler

you can probably throw these chinks down a gorge and no one will notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086476)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: effete high-end location

https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/31/us/utah-boulder-boy-scouts/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086856)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop

And of course you to worry about the bears stealing your picnic basket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39087033)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing alcoholic heaven organic girlfriend

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086086)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Garnet razzle alpha black woman

$45k in Moab, Utah is the equivalent of that wherever you are now, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086096)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: impertinent crystalline regret school

what makes you qualified for this job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086048)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

They actually were impressed with my story about how I am a corporate lawyer wanting a huge change and would be willing to move States and that I had a lot of managerial experience that I could apply to being a ranger--there is actually a lot of bureaucracy & management stuff rangers have to do now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086088)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship

Lol, dat not how usajobs works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086103)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

No shit. I had 3 interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086114)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky

Zhe's burying the lede. Zhe's also a black transwomyn of size and a 90% disabled combat veteran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086438)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086860)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Self-absorbed Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086346)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: elite exhilarant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086053)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: maize massive coldplay fan cruise ship

Weird flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086105)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: adulterous useless piazza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086453)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:01 PM
Author: fluffy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086871)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky hospital

You could easily make up the difference carrying a metal detector around the park finding valuables in your off hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086125)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cuckold Parlor

You need to get a gs13 lolyer job first and transfer. They’ll try to demote you, but you’ll win in the mspb appeal process (might take a few years tho).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086173)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: godawful doctorate gay wizard

What GS level? It’s law enforcement, you’d have lateral options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086175)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: abusive stubborn persian travel guidebook

Moab is 18000 and cheap; you should take it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086331)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Shimmering market

This is literally a 180 job that almost never opens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086338)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring juggernaut gaming laptop

Yep. He’s a retard if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39093687)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Insanely creepy wine senate

you're flaming but I would take this in a heartbeat. a HEARTBEAT

you can always come crawling back to "law" if you want to make money in a few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086343)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Vermilion Theater

Lol flame they wouldn't give an interview to an ex lawyer with no outdoor/naturalist experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086347)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:09 PM
Author: magenta ape partner

Not flame when I was a 3L I scored a phone interview with Yosemite National Park to be a contracting officer. I would work in the park itself and do contracts with park suppliers. Would have paid GS-11 so yeah roughly $45k, with promotion to GS-13 after 6 months.

They were really excited about me but I turned them down for a job in DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086427)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky

And how was the job in DC? What are you doing now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086445)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 6:15 PM
Author: godawful doctorate gay wizard

GS11 wouldn’t be that low. When I got US Marshall out of college it was GS6 I think, in low COL state, was mid 30k in the late 90’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086711)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Toaster Crackhouse

I'll address the other questions ITT when I'm home from work but I had some nature certificates that made me a passable candidate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086576)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: Gaped exciting selfie

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39086878)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: odious turdskin

this is like every miserable lawyer's dream job. too bad this is flame. xo lawyer would get stuck at some national park historic site in an urban area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39087005)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 5:17 AM
Author: racy pit telephone

lol boston common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39088536)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: odious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39089526)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Excitant flushed house feces

Arches national park is AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39087286)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:43 PM
Author: Excitant flushed house feces

COL in Mob is VERY LOW

tons of recreation Opportunitied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39087302)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 5:30 AM
Author: violent church faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39088542)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Sticky Electric Ticket Booth

If the pay jumped up a bit in the first few years, this would be an easy call.

Also assuming PSLF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39088554)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 5:50 AM
Author: violent church faggot firefighter

How old are you? If was 30 or under, I would take this in a hearbeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39088559)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: impertinent crystalline regret school

im 46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39092153)



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Date: November 8th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Sticky Electric Ticket Booth

No you aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39092159)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 12:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly field reading party

his back is 46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4378002&forum_id=2#39093693)