Segment 1: "Sunday Funday." One Sunday morning, James finally snaps. While his shrew gf is nagging him about going to the East Village for brunch, he snaps and bashes her head in, then makes it look like an accident. Years later, life is good. But there's a shambling figure outside, groaning "I WANT MY BRUNCH!" Let's just say you've never seen Bloody Marys quite this bloody!

Segment 2: "The Lonesome Death of J.D. Holders." Sandra lives in ARE country, and only experiences MFH life from Sex and the City reruns.But when she gets an acceptance letter from HYS, something infects her and changes her. Soon she's obsessed with cake pops and "training for half-marathons," and grows plump and shrewy. Yet as the years go by, it soon looks like she'll be facing life, alone. Suddenly that shotgun looks mighty appealing...

Segment 3: "2nd Cousin, 1st Degree Murder." When Lydia discovers her boyfriend (a poaster) and his 2nd cousin together, she snaps. Driving them out to the beach, she buries them up to their heads in the sand. Now just wait for the tide to come in...

Segment 4: "Date." An ancient law shrew returns to her breeding grounds of Cornell, and uses her OKC profile to lure unsuspecting men to her lair under the stairs, where she forces them to watch Girls with her.

Segment 5: "Time's Creeping Up On You." Janice has risen to the top by caring about only two things--her career, and her vicarious posting on Urban Baby. She's left a trail of stabbed backs and broken hearts behind as she climbed the ladder to junior partner at a V50, and her frozen eggs guarantee her eventual happiness. But when a blackout sweeps the city, her eggs are in danger, and the crushing horror of aging comes home to roost.

CreepShrew! The most fun you'll ever have being scared.

Catch it at T14s and Vault firms this October!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2705056&forum_id=2#26554295)